meat0918: Given what I've heard some frats do since they can no longer physically harm you, I'd take the paddling.

//Never joined a frat, I don't need to pay for my friends.

Same except I don't need to pay for gay sex.

meat0918: PonceAlyosha: meat0918: Given what I've heard some frats do since they can no longer physically harm you, I'd take the paddling.

//Never joined a frat, I don't need to pay for my friends.

Same except I don't need to pay for gay sex.

Unless your a megachurch pastor.

//NTTAWWT

Nah I got one of those ex gay support groups set up so they pay me.

it's a Christmas miracle!

Actually, great story bro! Good on these guys.

At first glance I thought that said "Fat guys run 45 miles carrying Christmas tree". I thought, "Wow, good use of the tag. That's awesome, fat people."

Then I realized it said "frat" and ceased to care.

That's what we did... went to a country road, chopped one down off the side of the road, carried it up. In the dark. With sharp axes.

I refused to let the guys in my car steal Christmas decorations from people's lawns. Not sure if that's why I was depledged or not, but I feel better for not letting it happen.

Thanks for the inflammatory headline, but three sentences into the article it becomes clear that this is a charitable fun run to benefit YouthAIDS. So no, it's not hazing.

Back in college, as a member of Kappa Alpha Psi, we did a little of what you might actually call hazing. Our fraternity house had this creepy old brick basement, built around 1900, and there was an old copper washtub where supposedly they used to drown unwanted people. Well, we'd send a pledge down there, pitch dark, wait till it was real quiet, and then jump out of the corridors and grab the poor guy. We'd slam him face down into the tub and as a few guys punched him, I'd hold his head under water until he passed out. Then we'd strip him down, wrap him up tight in wet blankets, and drag him into the walk-in freezer. We'd leave him in there overnight. Brothers for life.

The founder of Fredonia, Mr. Fred Frederickson, would be proud to know his little town is part of such an inspiring tradition.

spentmiles:Back in college, as a member of Kappa Alpha Psi, we did a little of what you might actually call hazing. Our fraternity house had this creepy old brick basement, built around 1900, and there was an old copper washtub where supposedly they used to drown unwanted people. Well, we'd send a pledge down there, pitch dark, wait till it was real quiet, and then jump out of the corridors and grab the poor guy. We'd slam him face down into the tub and as a few guys punched him, I'd hold his head under water until he passed out. Then we'd strip him down, wrap him up tight in wet blankets, and drag him into the walk-in freezer. We'd leave him in there overnight. Brothers for life.

Not sure if serious....

But if you are, doesn't sound like hazing to me--sounds more like attempted murder.

I'm guessing the sticky stuff on their hands wasn't pine sap.

Link (ookie cookie!)

spentmiles: Thanks for the inflammatory headline, but three sentences into the article it becomes clear that this is a charitable fun run to benefit YouthAIDS. So no, it's not hazing.

Back in college, as a member of Kappa Alpha Psi, we did a little of what you might actually call hazing. Our fraternity house had this creepy old brick basement, built around 1900, and there was an old copper washtub where supposedly they used to drown unwanted people. Well, we'd send a pledge down there, pitch dark, wait till it was real quiet, and then jump out of the corridors and grab the poor guy. We'd slam him face down into the tub and as a few guys punched him, I'd hold his head under water until he passed out. Then we'd strip him down, wrap him up tight in wet blankets, and drag him into the walk-in freezer. We'd leave him in there overnight. Brothers for life.

I'd have believe this is you'd also said that the entire house bum-raped him after he passed out.

Carrying it from Freedonia?
He's impressed


/Oh, "FREDonia? Never mind then.

What they don't tell you is each "brother" must do this tree-run with a pine-cone up his ass, is what.