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(The Smoking Gun) Asinine College student who recognizes her friend, an attempted cop killer, in wanted poster does the obvious thing: "Freaks out" and tears down the posters   (thesmokinggun.com) divider line 36
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Tickman
2011-12-01 11:39:22 AM
Vodka. Straight up. Thank youuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuu!
 
Marcus Aurelius [TotalFark]
2011-12-01 11:42:54 AM
Who among us hasn't wanted to off the occasional peace officer?
 
BroVinny
2011-12-01 11:51:37 AM
Crazy woman looks hawt.
 
hurdboy [TotalFark]
2011-12-01 11:51:55 AM
You don't understand. He was a good kid. Why are the police so busy persecuting college snow^H^H^H^Hstudents? I mean, if the cop had let him get back to the dorm with his ten dime bags, there wouldn't have been a problem!!1!
 
DjangoStonereaver [TotalFark]
2011-12-01 12:31:20 PM
BroVinny: Crazy woman looks hawt. orange.

FTFY
 
gilgigamesh [TotalFark]
2011-12-01 01:14:03 PM
All I took away from that article is the fact that there is really a convenience store called "Kum & Go".

I would definitely refrain from buying any non-sealed beverages from that place.
 
Sybarite [TotalFark]
2011-12-01 02:50:33 PM
gilgigamesh: All I took away from that article is the fact that there is really a convenience store called "Kum & Go".

I would definitely refrain from buying any non-sealed beverages from that place.


I take it you haven't spent much time in the Midwest.
 
nhops [TotalFark]
2011-12-01 03:24:49 PM
Did it lower her notoriety?
 
TeddyRooseveltsMustache
2011-12-01 03:26:01 PM
Make this go away... Make this go away...

images.zap2it.com
 
Loud_Mouth_Soup
2011-12-01 03:26:47 PM
Kum & Go.

I'm sure he enjoys that.


i.cdn.turner.com
 
Loud_Mouth_Soup
2011-12-01 03:27:29 PM
SHE.

SHE enjoys....


/dammit
 
AngryPanda
2011-12-01 03:27:38 PM
nhops: Did it lower her notoriety?

Not as much as paying off the town Heralds would.
 
gopher321
2011-12-01 03:30:00 PM
Yep, she's history's greatest monster alright. Tore down some posters. That's some bad ass shiat. When she's in prison, she'll make OJ her biatch. Yes sir, don't mess with that poster tearer, she might yank a loose thread from your shirt or something. Maybe scratch you!

Why is this news???
 
DjangoStonereaver [TotalFark]
2011-12-01 03:31:12 PM
Loud_Mouth_Soup: SHE.

SHE enjoys....


/dammit

I dunno.

You might have been right the first time. Hard to tell in that pic. She could be from Thailand.
 
moops
2011-12-01 03:33:32 PM
TFA references my favorite gas station and convenience store in Iowa:

thesantadestroy.files.wordpress.com
 
TheSwizz
2011-12-01 03:34:26 PM
Does this mean she gets the reward?
 
envirovore
2011-12-01 03:35:16 PM
I'm only here to say that I chuckled at Kum & Go. Gas marts have the best names.
/lives next to a Good & Easy.
 
Warlordtrooper [TotalFark]
2011-12-01 03:40:35 PM
Good thing the cops are out there fighting the dangerous crime.
 
SageC
2011-12-01 03:45:18 PM
Loud_Mouth_Soup: Kum & Go.

I'm sure he the alumni enjoys that.


[i.cdn.turner.com image 200x322]

/FTFY
 
hungry hungry cannibal
2011-12-01 03:47:06 PM
I would have drawn a moustache and funny glasses on the poster. That would throw everybody off the trail while I turn him for the sweet sweet reward money.
 
libranoelrose [TotalFark]
2011-12-01 03:53:11 PM
How do you 'almost choke to death' someone who has a gun?
 
jeblis
2011-12-01 03:53:33 PM
So what law did she break?
 
Canned Tamales
2011-12-01 03:59:39 PM
libranoelrose: How do you 'almost choke to death' someone who has a gun?

What "almost choking somebody to death" might look like, if the "victim" is a cop:
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=GkQ8cpPsoWU
 
libranoelrose [TotalFark]
2011-12-01 04:16:32 PM
Canned Tamales: libranoelrose: How do you 'almost choke to death' someone who has a gun?

What "almost choking somebody to death" might look like, if the "victim" is a cop:
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=GkQ8cpPsoWU

That's attempted murder!
 
Iowan73
2011-12-01 04:17:41 PM
Some of us locals like to call it "Ejaculate and Evacuate."
 
ayeembored
2011-12-01 04:57:01 PM
Around here, it's always been "Sperm and Split."
 
stevetherobot
2011-12-01 05:07:08 PM
jeblis: So what law did she break?

FTFA:
"misdemeanor criminal mischief for tearing down the posters"
 
Evil-Imposter
2011-12-01 05:20:57 PM
Iowan73: Some of us locals like to call it "Ejaculate and Evacuate."

ayeembored: Around here, it's always been "Sperm and Split."

On a related note, Nashville has the Jizz 'n' Jet.
 
One Bad Apple
2011-12-01 05:34:15 PM
Evil-Imposter: Iowan73: Some of us locals like to call it "Ejaculate and Evacuate."

ayeembored: Around here, it's always been "Sperm and Split."

On a related note, Nashville has the Jizz 'n' Jet.

t0.gstatic.com

Minneapolis area
 
Evil-Imposter
2011-12-01 06:27:50 PM
One Bad Apple: Evil-Imposter: Iowan73: Some of us locals like to call it "Ejaculate and Evacuate."

ayeembored: Around here, it's always been "Sperm and Split."

On a related note, Nashville has the Jizz 'n' Jet.

[t0.gstatic.com image 275x183]

Minneapolis area

Dear god that's great. I am going to Minneapolis to get gas from now on.
 
Marcus Aurelius [TotalFark]
2011-12-01 06:43:13 PM
gilgigamesh: All I took away from that article is the fact that there is really a convenience store called "Kum & Go".

I would definitely refrain from buying any non-sealed beverages from that place.

They're usually run by Asians, so the correct term is "Gook & Go".
 
Submitted First With a Better Headline
2011-12-01 08:45:07 PM
NEWS FLASH: Idiot college girl is friends with some shiatty guy!
 
Fark_Guy_Rob
2011-12-01 10:54:40 PM
jeblis: So what law did she break?

5th Degree Criminal Mischief

Basically she damaged/destroyed/defaced property causing less than $200 worth of damage.
 
david1963
2011-12-02 12:03:51 AM
As someone who firmly believes that "real friends help you move dead bodies," I applaud her loyalty. May her Good Things increase.

By the way, it seems they misspelled her name (new window). And her girlfriend's hawt too.
 
Ding Dong Seven
2011-12-02 12:50:48 AM
jeblis: So what law did she break?

She wasn't very effective, but she clearly intended to hamper a criminal investigation.
 
Salem Witch [TotalFark]
2011-12-02 11:57:53 AM
envirovore: I'm only here to say that I chuckled at Kum & Go. Gas marts have the best names.
/lives next to a Good & Easy.

Good
Easy
Cheap

Pick two.
 
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