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(New York Daily News) Interesting Lady Gaga says spinach and orgasms are how she maintains such flawless skin. Subby would help out there, except that girls who wear Peter Gabriel's old Genesis costumes aren't quite his thing   (nydailynews.com) divider line 50
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2011-12-01 12:23:28 PM
Approvesk:

www.elec-intro.com

/hot like a brawl with a Souza March playing in the background
 
2011-12-01 12:24:01 PM
You should see how supple and radiant my cockhead is.
 
2011-12-01 12:25:44 PM
Wellon Dowd: You should see how supple and radiant my cockhead is.

Farking the spinach cans again?
 
2011-12-01 12:26:20 PM
Wellon Dowd: You should see how supple and radiant my cockhead is.

I didn't know you could polish that with a spinach leaf.
 
2011-12-01 12:26:38 PM
Why does how Lady Gaga dresses prevent subby from giving her spinach?
 
2011-12-01 12:27:40 PM
i'd smother it... (the spinach, I'd smother it... I like smothered spinach... in fact, a well smothered spinach might be orgasmic. lady gaga? not so much)
 
2011-12-01 12:30:32 PM
I put her in the same catagory as madonna: I'd hit it just to say I did.
 
2011-12-01 12:31:48 PM
That coward David Lopan: I put her in the same catagory as madonna: I'd hit it just to say I did.

But plenty of people could claim the same thing.
 
2011-12-01 12:32:37 PM
Another day, another link where Gag talks about sex to get attention...

2.bp.blogspot.com
 
2011-12-01 12:33:41 PM
Wellon Dowd: You should see how supple and radiant my cockhead is.

How much did they pay you to screw that spinach?
 
2011-12-01 12:34:34 PM
Frankly,I'd expected her to cop to using a mixture of bull semen and daffodils...
 
2011-12-01 12:36:00 PM
89 Stick-Up Kid: Wellon Dowd: You should see how supple and radiant my cockhead is.

How much did they pay you to screw that spinach?


I do it pro boner.
 
2011-12-01 12:36:14 PM
Whoa, man, orgasms! This chick is so wild and crazy. People in their early 20s who talk about how much they are into sex are the best at it. I bet if you asked she would say that she is kinky. Awesome!
 
2011-12-01 12:44:37 PM
Rapmaster2000: People in their early 20s who talk about how much they are into sex are the best at it.

It is always amusing how your people always act like they invented sex and they are *so* edgy and brave for doing it.

Anais Nin wrote more sexy and risque than Gaga is.
 
2011-12-01 12:45:37 PM
It's a shame nature took that nice skin and stretched it over her hatchet-like face then.
 
2011-12-01 12:45:49 PM
Sorry, I meant "...how YOUNG people always ct like they invented sex..."

Damn autocorrect.
 
2011-12-01 12:46:30 PM
I heard she uses unfortunate black men who get their heads stuck in golf ball dimplers to achieve orgasm.
 
2011-12-01 01:00:38 PM

I was about to post some snark about doing her if she dressed up like a Slipperman. Then a GIS revealed:

3.bp.blogspot.com


For reference:

images.tribe.net


...Uncanny.
 
2011-12-01 01:00:47 PM
I dont get how anyone can find her remotely attractive. Shes a disgusting person both inside and out. And didn't she say like a year ago that she doesn't let her energy out from her vagina, or that shes steers clear of sex cuz men can steal her mojo out her cooter or some BS like that?

She can go in the rocket with Tom Arnold and Pauly Shore as far as I am concerned.
 
2011-12-01 01:01:03 PM
I take it she likes facials?
 
2011-12-01 01:11:36 PM
gilgigamesh: :

[3.bp.blogspot.com image 400x431]


[images.tribe.net image 389x500]

...Uncanny.


Uncanny, indeed... Lady Gaga is copy paste (new window)
 
2011-12-01 01:23:38 PM
HappyHarryHardOn: gilgigamesh: :

[3.bp.blogspot.com image 400x431]


[images.tribe.net image 389x500]

...Uncanny.

Uncanny, indeed... Lady Gaga is copy paste (new window)


It would be far harder to prove the case if he chose a collection of Gaga photos that doesn't suit his agenda.
 
2011-12-01 01:26:16 PM
KiplingKat872: Rapmaster2000: People in their early 20s who talk about how much they are into sex are the best at it.

It is always amusing how your people always act like they invented sex and they are *so* edgy and brave for doing it.

Anais Nin wrote more sexy and risque than Gaga is.


I read a really interesting article in the new yorker about generational perceptions of sexual liberation going back to the 18th century (although, heavy focus on the raucus 19th century, it seems like everyone was getting laid)

basically, the previous generation was probably having more sex. We just talk about it more.
 
2011-12-01 01:29:20 PM
LewDux: HappyHarryHardOn: gilgigamesh: :

[3.bp.blogspot.com image 400x431]


[images.tribe.net image 389x500]

...Uncanny.

Uncanny, indeed... Lady Gaga is copy paste (new window)

It would be far harder to prove the case if he chose a collection of Gaga photos that doesn't suit his agenda.


Agenda or not, even if one or two are a bit of a stretch, these pics speaks for themselves.

AND NOT ONE OUNCE OF ORIGINALITY WAS GIVEN THAT DAY...
 
2011-12-01 01:33:37 PM
I'm sure a life of luxury and access to the most expensive spas and products on the planet don't factor in at all. It's all spinach.
 
2011-12-01 01:34:06 PM
HappyHarryHardOn: LewDux: HappyHarryHardOn: gilgigamesh: :

[3.bp.blogspot.com image 400x431]


[images.tribe.net image 389x500]

...Uncanny.

Uncanny, indeed... Lady Gaga is copy paste (new window)

It would be far harder to prove the case if he chose a collection of Gaga photos that doesn't suit his agenda.

Agenda or not, even if one or two are a bit of a stretch, these pics speaks for themselves.

AND NOT ONE OUNCE OF ORIGINALITY WAS GIVEN THAT DAY...


Well, you can prove anything with facts
 
2011-12-01 01:37:52 PM
pinoyobserver.files.wordpress.com

That unfortunate black guy on the right looks like he accidentally stuck his head into a golf ball dimpler.
 
2011-12-01 01:41:51 PM
pute kisses like a man: basically, the previous generation was probably having more sex. We just talk about it more.

That would not surprise me. My grandfather had a story or two I did not hear except through my father when I was older. But then my Grandmother got a divorce in 1930 something and was not a scarlet woman/social pariah that people assume divorcees to have been before 1980.

And let not talk about Degas' brothel sketches.

But what is sold to the public about those eras is sexual repression (see: most costume romance dramas, I have seen female fans become extremely upset if you suggest that characters like Mr. Darcy and John Thornton might have been sexually experienced before they met the love of their lives), so people think they are so wild and risque now.

I think the only difference in actual sexual activity is that women are probably more free than they were before because the social restrictions on them are not what they were in previous generations.
 
2011-12-01 01:52:28 PM
LewDux: HappyHarryHardOn: LewDux: HappyHarryHardOn: gilgigamesh: :

[3.bp.blogspot.com image 400x431]


[images.tribe.net image 389x500]

...Uncanny.

Uncanny, indeed... Lady Gaga is copy paste (new window)

It would be far harder to prove the case if he chose a collection of Gaga photos that doesn't suit his agenda.

Agenda or not, even if one or two are a bit of a stretch, these pics speaks for themselves.

AND NOT ONE OUNCE OF ORIGINALITY WAS GIVEN THAT DAY...

Well, you can prove anything with facts


Indeed...


Facts are simple and facts are straight
Facts are lazy and facts are late
Facts all come with points of view
Facts don't do what i want them to
Facts just twist the truth around
Facts are living turned inside out

-Talking Heads
 
2011-12-01 02:12:44 PM
HappyHarryHardOn: Another day, another link where Gag talks about sex to get attention...

You say that like it's a bad thing... Next you'll be saying you don't like hearing Katy Perry talk about her tits!

There are a lot of attention whores vying for our time especially with an election coming up. You can biatch about Gaga, but I bet you're paying attention to some of them and don't even know it. For instance, maybe you feel you're doing your civic duty by paying attention to the election, and don't realize that every one running is just in it to sell books and maybe end up with a talk show.
Me? I choose to listen to hot (well, moderately sorta kinda hot in Lady G's case) famous chicks talk about sex. If you don't like that kind of thing, the entertainment tab might not be for you. Also, you might be gay.
 
2011-12-01 02:17:32 PM
For those who dreaded the golf ball post, I have to ask: Does anyone have the original?

/knows The Rock has nothing to do with it, but the punchline always cracks me up.
 
2011-12-01 02:18:44 PM
A_Listless_Wanderer: Me? I choose to listen to hot (well, moderately sorta kinda hot in Lady G's case) famous chicks talk about sex. If you don't like that kind of thing, the entertainment tab might not be for you. Also, you might be gay.

chanarchive.org
 
2011-12-01 02:34:07 PM
Oh Gaga, your dick is getting longer by the story


8========D .........
 
2011-12-01 02:41:56 PM
moothemagiccow: That unfortunate black guy on the right looks like he accidentally stuck his head into a golf ball dimpler.

Jesus-he does!
 
2011-12-01 02:49:52 PM
MorePeasPlease: moothemagiccow: That unfortunate black guy on the right looks like he accidentally stuck his head into a golf ball dimpler.

Jesus-he does!


It's a hat


moothemagiccow, shame on YOU. Stop trying to force it. You can't force a meme. Yes, you were funny once and one thread dwelt on it for a while. I think you're gonna have to accept that that was your golden day, or you're gonna have to come up with something new. For god's sake, man. Seriously.
 
2011-12-01 03:15:08 PM
A_Listless_Wanderer: HappyHarryHardOn: Another day, another link where Gag talks about sex to get attention...

You say that like it's a bad thing... Next you'll be saying you don't like hearing Katy Perry talk about her tits!

There are a lot of attention whores vying for our time especially with an election coming up. You can biatch about Gaga, but I bet you're paying attention to some of them and don't even know it. For instance, maybe you feel you're doing your civic duty by paying attention to the election, and don't realize that every one running is just in it to sell books and maybe end up with a talk show.
Me? I choose to listen to hot (well, moderately sorta kinda hot in Lady G's case) famous chicks talk about sex. If you don't like that kind of thing, the entertainment tab might not be for you. Also, you might be gay.




Yes, because ever since they removed all the porn off the internet, all i have as masturbation material is little cock-tease sound bites from Gaga and Perry. My god, where would my sex drive be without them??????????????

/sarcasm off
 
2011-12-01 03:15:51 PM
moothemagiccow: That unfortunate black guy on the right looks like he accidentally stuck his head into a golf ball dimpler.

www.harrystone.net
 
2011-12-01 03:32:39 PM
moothemagiccow: That unfortunate black guy on the right looks like he accidentally stuck his head into a golf ball dimpler.

Does anyone have the original for this?
 
2011-12-01 03:43:37 PM
moothemagiccow: [pinoyobserver.files.wordpress.com image 500x375]

That unfortunate black guy on the right looks like he accidentally stuck his head into a golf ball dimpler.


THEY DON"T MAKE DIMPLERS THAT BIG YOU MORON!

/I checked.
 
2011-12-01 04:21:30 PM
HappyHarryHardOn: gilgigamesh: :

[3.bp.blogspot.com image 400x431]


[images.tribe.net image 389x500]

...Uncanny.

Uncanny, indeed... Lady Gaga is copy paste (new window)


Wow, it took you guys this long to realize her routine?

Shes smart, actually talented when she wants to be, and is playing everybody for the consumerist fools they are... so is dirty farking rich. Good for her and her act. Better that people actually think shes serious.

I can respect her for putting on a production she knows is fake, more than idiots like Spears and Simpson who think they actually are doing something new / have talent / are very important people.

Gaga interviews are fascinating and amusing, just because of how blatantly topical fake they are. It's like Marilyn Manson back in the day.
 
2011-12-01 04:23:55 PM
I hate popular stuff too! Let's validate each other.
 
2011-12-01 04:28:44 PM
KiplingKat872:
I think the only difference in actual sexual activity is that women are probably more free than they were before because the social restrictions on them are not what they were in previous generations.


Define free.

It takes two to, you know, bone. They just don't get a guilt trip of the same magnitude they used to, usually.

And yes, your grandparents were farking just as much we are. It was just taboo to recognize it then, and more so to think that way about the past now.

I'm glad TV/media is actually starting to peel away that squeaky clean, beaver version of the history before the 60's. It's nothing but a big, fat lie. Prostitution in the US used to be much more prevalent everywhere, and even accepted outside of baptist churches sermons. Those saloon chicks in the fancy lacey underwear in westerns weren't there just for "company".
 
2011-12-01 04:36:45 PM
TyrantII: I can respect her for putting on a production she knows is fake, more than idiots like Spears and Simpson who think they actually are doing something new / have talent / are very important people.

I don't follow them, but they really said that? Ridiculous
 
2011-12-01 04:46:14 PM
PETER GABRIEL THR...

Aw dammit subby, you got me excited for a moment.
 
2011-12-01 08:14:27 PM
89 Stick-Up Kid: moothemagiccow: That unfortunate black guy on the right looks like he accidentally stuck his head into a golf ball dimpler.

Does anyone have the original for this?


img.photobucket.com
 
2011-12-01 08:46:57 PM
LewDux: It's a hat

Naw.
 
2011-12-01 11:18:08 PM
widescreenwallpapers.org
 
2011-12-02 02:39:47 AM
img338.imageshack.us
 
2011-12-02 09:19:17 AM
I thought she was against sex? Maybe that was last year's story.
 
2011-12-02 09:40:36 AM
JonnyG: I thought she was against sex? Maybe that was last year's story.

It doesn't surprise me, real artists evolve
 
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