If one of my friends told me "i saw her boobs" i wouldn't rush home to google it. the best i would do is click on the link if it was really, really convenient.

top·less /ˈtäplis/
Adjective: 1. (of a woman or a woman's item of clothing) Having or leaving the breasts uncovered.

Who in his right mind would submit a "topless" link in which the actual breasts are not visible? What Farker would do such a thing? OUT YOURSELF, NOW.

Dogbra?

Lucky dog.

FTA: "Unfortunately I can't cut the nuts off human men - yet"

Subby, you have a strange, strange sense of gratification.

/Feeling sympathy pain for the dog and any man near that biatch.

BigMevy: Lucky dog.

Uh...

FTA: "I've dedicated my time to the neutering of dogs because that's legal."

/snip snip

I had to watch that 87 Dresses crap last weekend. Whoever plays her sister is exponentially hotter than she is.

/Not worth Googling.
//At work, at least.

She's endorsing a campaign called "I Hate Balls". How appropriate. Her refusal to show the goods has been turning balls blue for years now. "I Hate Balls" indeed.

AiryAnne: top·less /ˈtäplis/
Adjective: 1. (of a woman or a woman's item of clothing) Having or leaving the breasts uncovered.

Thanks for covering for me AiryAnne

Did she have work done on her face? She looks a little plastic

So Paulina Gretzky* closed her twitter account because of racy photos, huh?


*(new window)

It's neither "topless" or "nude" when you're hiding behind something. Feh - we're all nude beneath our clothes.

/I knew that and still I clicked

Diogenes Teufelsdrockh: FTA: "Unfortunately I can't cut the nuts off human men - yet"

Subby, you have a strange, strange sense of gratification.

/Feeling sympathy pain for the dog and any man near that biatch.

She must be #1 terrorist on K9 watch list.
Not only are dogs only ones who can hear Heigl queafs, now they are having balls cut off.

Hershey Highway Patrol: MaxxLarge: It's just really sad that she possesses both "Mind-Bendingly Hot" and "Absolute Biatch" in precisely equivalent levels.

^^^This

Citation please? Not the "Mind-Bendingly Hot" part, the "Absolute Biatch" part. On second thought, please feel free to cite any hot photos of her too.

I'm not even clicking on it. I know she won't be topless, she'll be using her hands to cover herself, or a stupid sign, or something else - which is only topless to the people in the room with her. It's not topless to us who only see the pictures and thus get the perspective of her being covered up on top.

Cymbal: Hershey Highway Patrol: MaxxLarge: It's just really sad that she possesses both "Mind-Bendingly Hot" and "Absolute Biatch" in precisely equivalent levels.

^^^This

Citation please? Not the "Mind-Bendingly Hot" part, the "Absolute Biatch" part. On second thought, please feel free to cite any hot photos of her too.

On it.

flucto: MaxxLarge: It's just really sad that she possesses both "Mind-Bendingly Hot" and "Absolute Biatch" in precisely equivalent levels.

She's actually quite nice socially.

Yeah, I'm not quite sure where that comes from either. I can't say I've met her, but seeing her interviews and such on talk shows, she seems to have a sense of humor and be pretty nice. The only time I ever heard of any controversy or anything was when that homophobe she worked with started a bunch of crap. I guessed I missed the memo.

fusillade762: Cymbal: Hershey Highway Patrol: MaxxLarge: It's just really sad that she possesses both "Mind-Bendingly Hot" and "Absolute Biatch" in precisely equivalent levels.

^^^This

Citation please? Not the "Mind-Bendingly Hot" part, the "Absolute Biatch" part. On second thought, please feel free to cite any hot photos of her too.

On it.

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Oh, yeah. Wifey made me watch her movie The Killers the other night. Ever try not to drool while secretly fapping under a blanket? My gawd, there is something about her that I can't resist. Told my daughter that when she calls, tell her I'm home and yes, she will be your new Mommy.

This use of the word "topless" makes me so very, very angry.

Not that we're missing much. Isn't she Dutch? Dutch chicks have no tits.

skepticultist: Isn't she Dutch? Dutch chicks have no tits.

Then she isn't Dutch. Heigl has one farking impressive rack.

T-O-P-L-E-S-S. Topless.
/this is not topless

Spanky3woods: fusillade762: Cymbal: Hershey Highway Patrol: MaxxLarge: It's just really sad that she possesses both "Mind-Bendingly Hot" and "Absolute Biatch" in precisely equivalent levels.

^^^This

Citation please? Not the "Mind-Bendingly Hot" part, the "Absolute Biatch" part. On second thought, please feel free to cite any hot photos of her too.

On it.

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[i2.listal.com image 400x500]

Oh, yeah. Wifey made me watch her movie The Killers the other night. Ever try not to drool while secretly fapping under a blanket? My gawd, there is something about her that I can't resist. Told my daughter that when she calls, tell her I'm home and yes, she will be your new Mommy.

Hell, I'll watch farking "Bride of Chucky" when it comes on solely to drool over her.

I even watched "Roswell", ffs.

not impressed

skepticultist: This use of the word "topless" makes me so very, very angry.

Not that we're missing much. Isn't she Dutch? Dutch chicks have no tits.

You're probably right but every single one I have met has had, while not exactly huge, quite adequate tracks of land.

/Lekker

MagSeven: T-O-P-L-E-S-S. Topless.
/this is not topless

weirdneighbour: [www.ericthemidget.com image 640x426]
not impressed

You'll do.it. When you get here, you'll do it.

/Fan of Heigl's. Don't understand the hate.

flucto: BigMevy: Yeah, I'm not quite sure where that comes from either. I can't say I've met her, but seeing her interviews and such on talk shows, she seems to have a sense of humor and be pretty nice. The only time I ever heard of any controversy or anything was when that homophobe she worked with started a bunch of crap. I guessed I missed the memo.

She's actually quite fun and pretty smart. Like 100% of the rest of the world, I'm sure she has her moments but most people's moments aren't as much fun to gossip about.

I think it was when she blasted Knocked up during the press tour. That and she comes off like a self-important biatch during interviews.

She's the kinda girl I'd share a bathtub with, but not a car ride.

There is something just so annoying about this biatch that makes me turn away anytime she "acts" BUT.... shes hot enough that i want to hate fark her mouth.... life is funny sometimes....

HBK: flucto: BigMevy: Yeah, I'm not quite sure where that comes from either. I can't say I've met her, but seeing her interviews and such on talk shows, she seems to have a sense of humor and be pretty nice. The only time I ever heard of any controversy or anything was when that homophobe she worked with started a bunch of crap. I guessed I missed the memo.

She's actually quite fun and pretty smart. Like 100% of the rest of the world, I'm sure she has her moments but most people's moments aren't as much fun to gossip about.

I think it was when she blasted Knocked up during the press tour. That and she comes off like a self-important biatch during interviews.
She's the kinda girl I'd share a bathtub with, but not a car ride.

That may be the case. But hell, those people have way more patience than I do. They go through grueling sessions of interviews getting asked the same boring shiat each time. I don't see how they all don't crack and just start swearing and throwing stuff at the press.

Apos: Heigl /"high-gul"

Noun: The sound emitted by the human male when kicked in the scrotum.

I like to read it in this guy's voice



/Hot like Heigl and the flavin hoyven

She hasn't been hot since the thong scene in My Father the Hero.

Cymbal: Hershey Highway Patrol: MaxxLarge: It's just really sad that she possesses both "Mind-Bendingly Hot" and "Absolute Biatch" in precisely equivalent levels.

^^^This

Citation please? Not the "Mind-Bendingly Hot" part, the "Absolute Biatch" part. On second thought, please feel free to cite any hot photos of her too.

Eh, I'm sure all citations of Absolute Biatchiness comes from Shondra Rimes and/or the cast of Grey's Anatomy.

/Thus, they can be dismissed out of hand.

StoPPeRmobile: skepticultist: This use of the word "topless" makes me so very, very angry.

Not that we're missing much. Isn't she Dutch? Dutch chicks have no tits.

You're probably right but every single one I have met has had, while not exactly huge, quite adequate tracks of land.

/Lekker

Many men don't believe this, but there is such a thing as having boobies that are too big.