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(Miami Herald) Florida Police officer and department office manager attempt to get rid of budget-slashing city official using Santerian birdseed ritual, are instead turned in by their accomplice the janitor. Can you guess the state without looking at the tag?   (miamiherald.com) divider line 13
More: Florida, office manager, city managers, letter of reprimand, Santeria, Florida International, police officers, Officer Elizabeth Torres  
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2011-12-01 03:30:58 PM
If you told me in advance to cover the tag with my hand, then yeah, I could wager a guess. But with the tag being about a centimeter away... no.
 
2011-12-01 03:31:52 PM
Janitor........New Jersey?
 
2011-12-01 03:33:04 PM
Proximity increases probability.
/I don't practice Santeria
 
2011-12-01 03:41:35 PM
From the article - North Miami Police Chief Larry Gomer
 
2011-12-01 03:54:06 PM
Did they also have a crystal ball?
 
2011-12-01 03:59:34 PM
whosits_112: Did they also have a crystal ball?

Yes, but I snatched it all away from them, and showed them how to do it right.

/wrapping newspaper around my head
//looking deep
 
2011-12-01 04:14:12 PM
This is what you look like to outsiders, Christians.

/i can haz religious derp thread?
 
2011-12-01 04:38:59 PM
I guess it works as well as prayer does, which is to say NOT AT ALL.
 
2011-12-01 05:20:42 PM
whosits_112: Did they also have a crystal ball?

what I really want to say I can't define
 
2011-12-01 05:24:07 PM
whosits_112: Did they also have a crystal ball?

Yes. It said "you will OD on heroin."
 
2011-12-01 06:23:36 PM
Just a little bit of friendly advice: If you have a plan that involves throwing trash on the floor, you really aren't going to get much help from the person who has to clean up after you.
 
2011-12-01 08:21:21 PM
I had the impression that if you were into using Santeria for this sort of thing it was more brujeria than Santeria.
 
2011-12-02 07:41:02 PM
foxyshadis: /i can haz religious derp thread?

Does someone want to argue Free Exercise as a defense?
 
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