FARK.com: (6778530) Police officer and department office manager attempt to get rid of budget-slashing city official using Santerian birdseed ritual, are instead turned in by their accomplice the janitor. Can you guess the state without looking at the tag?

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		Police officer and department office manager attempt to get rid of budget-slashing city official using Santerian birdseed ritual, are instead turned in by their accomplice the janitor. Can you guess the state without looking at the tag? (miamiherald.com)		13
		More: Florida, office manager, city managers, letter of reprimand, Santeria, Florida International, police officers, Officer Elizabeth Torres

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13 Comments (+0 »)

Imperialism

2011-12-01 03:30:58 PM

If you told me in advance to cover the tag with my hand, then yeah, I could wager a guess. But with the tag being about a centimeter away... no.

Pair-o-Dice

2011-12-01 03:31:52 PM

Janitor........New Jersey?

Im_Gumby

2011-12-01 03:33:04 PM

Proximity increases probability.
/I don't practice Santeria

Bob16

2011-12-01 03:41:35 PM

From the article - North Miami Police Chief Larry Gomer

whosits_112

2011-12-01 03:54:06 PM

Did they also have a crystal ball?

Rufus Lee King

2011-12-01 03:59:34 PM

whosits_112: Did they also have a crystal ball?

Yes, but I snatched it all away from them, and showed them how to do it right.

/wrapping newspaper around my head
//looking deep

foxyshadis

2011-12-01 04:14:12 PM

This is what you look like to outsiders, Christians.

/i can haz religious derp thread?

grumpyoldmann

2011-12-01 04:38:59 PM

I guess it works as well as prayer does, which is to say NOT AT ALL.

Raptop

2011-12-01 05:20:42 PM

whosits_112: Did they also have a crystal ball?

what I really want to say I can't define

aevert

2011-12-01 05:24:07 PM

whosits_112: Did they also have a crystal ball?

Yes. It said "you will OD on heroin."

scandalrag

2011-12-01 06:23:36 PM

Just a little bit of friendly advice: If you have a plan that involves throwing trash on the floor, you really aren't going to get much help from the person who has to clean up after you.

erewhon

2011-12-01 08:21:21 PM

I had the impression that if you were into using Santeria for this sort of thing it was more brujeria than Santeria.

abb3w