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(King 5) Interesting Program gives professional ballerinas second chance to do something productive. With their ability to bend over backwards, they are naturals for the business world   (king5.com) divider line 9
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MaxxLarge [TotalFark]
2011-12-01 01:21:17 PM
Man, what a great program. Ex-ballerina job placement! If there's any one thing that slim, graceful, attractive women who feed on attention really need, it's the occasional advantage in life. So it's nice to see that SOMEONE considers the needs of entitled fairytale princesses, and gives ex-dancers a leg up.
 
groppet
2011-12-01 03:28:31 PM
Working at the Poon Saloon?
 
Im_Gumby
2011-12-01 03:29:05 PM
www.ourspacer.com

/Obligatory and hot
 
tlchwi02
2011-12-01 03:35:29 PM
MaxxLarge: Man, what a great program. Ex-ballerina job placement! If there's any one thing that slim, graceful, attractive women who feed on attention really need, it's the occasional advantage in life. So it's nice to see that SOMEONE considers the needs of entitled fairytale princesses, and gives ex-dancers a leg up.

they have gross feet. i would never employ someone with gross feet like that.
 
MugzyBrown
2011-12-01 04:03:37 PM
tlchwi02: MaxxLarge: Man, what a great program. Ex-ballerina job placement! If there's any one thing that slim, graceful, attractive women who feed on attention really need, it's the occasional advantage in life. So it's nice to see that SOMEONE considers the needs of entitled fairytale princesses, and gives ex-dancers a leg up.

they have gross feet. i would never employ someone with gross feet like that.

They can alsi kill you between their thighs... a hot, awesome death.
 
Quiefenburger [TotalFark]
2011-12-01 05:02:32 PM
usadefendersofgreyhounds.org
 
Januaryist
2011-12-01 08:16:47 PM
Used to dance ballet and dated mostly ballerinas for awhile. Lesson learned: fun when young, but them biatches get crazy, fast.
 
HelloMyNameIs
2011-12-01 11:10:22 PM
Januaryist: Used to dance ballet and dated mostly ballerinas for awhile. Lesson learned: fun when young, but them biatches get crazy, fast.

GET crazy? They're taught to be competitively anorexic at 7; only weird uncles and iconic bears like them then.

/at mid 30s, the truly brainwashed still teach ballet and still weigh 90 lbs
//don't worry, I have the "love the crazy look" flaw too. Goddamn those eyes
 
Januaryist
2011-12-02 10:52:53 AM
I had a HUGE adjustment period when I started dating normal chicks. What, you mean you don't want to go puke after finishing that salad? WTF?
 
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