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(Celebitchy) Obvious Scarlett Johansson: "I've never been single for a chunk of time before." I believe her wholeheartedly   (celebitchy.com) divider line 35
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Apos [TotalFark]
2011-12-01 01:33:21 PM
First in line!
 
enik
2011-12-01 01:38:27 PM
Insecurity (and big boobs) will do that.
 
mentallo69
2011-12-01 01:41:43 PM
I would drag my balls through 6 miles of broken glass and tounge punch her fart box after she ate Taco Bell Chalupas.

JK, but I would like to penis her and eat her vajay jay!
 
VaportrailFilms
2011-12-01 01:43:44 PM
images.cheezburger.com
 
Madbassist1 [TotalFark]
2011-12-01 01:45:10 PM
A bunch of girls are like that. Most of them gorgeous, I've noticed. They are NEVER single. They go from one man to the next. If they are unsatisfied in the relationship, they will wait to leave until they have their next target lined up. It's pathetic.

If you catch them at an unexpected break up, say an argument at a bar, your chances of getting laid by a hottie farking skyrocket instantly. Trust me on this. They CAN'T be single
 
Alphax
2011-12-01 01:45:33 PM
I've got decades of experience at being single.. she can call me for advice..
 
Jim from Saint Paul
2011-12-01 01:58:49 PM
That's not your "heart" subby.
 
Deftoons
2011-12-01 01:59:57 PM
Let's start betting to see if she remains single longer than a Kardashian marriage.
 
ranak
2011-12-01 02:02:28 PM
Well, maybe she should be.

This is your chance woman. Be single and find what it is to be you; It might be a nice change of pace.
 
Jim from Saint Paul
2011-12-01 02:04:37 PM
ranak: Well, maybe she should be.

This is your chance woman. Be single and find what it is to be you; It might be a nice change of pace.

Ok, so which episode(s) of Felicity did you write?
 
Inaditch
2011-12-01 02:05:09 PM
Madbassist1: A bunch of girls are like that. Most of them gorgeous, I've noticed. They are NEVER single. They go from one man to the next. If they are unsatisfied in the relationship, they will wait to leave until they have their next target lined up. It's pathetic.

A female friend of mine once told me that most women are like Tarzan - they never let go of one vine until they have a firm grip on the next.
 
Ruffian
2011-12-01 02:07:27 PM
Women are like apes in a jungle, they don't let go of one vine until they have hold of another.
 
Inaditch
2011-12-01 02:08:37 PM
ranak: Well, maybe she should be.

This is your chance woman. Be single and find what it is to be you; It might be a nice change of pace.

Everyone should learn how to be single and happy. If you can't do that, you'll settle for a crappy relationship just so you're not alone. Conversely, if you know you can be happy single, you'll leave a relationship that isn't working.
 
ranak
2011-12-01 02:10:30 PM
Jim from Saint Paul: ranak: Well, maybe she should be.

This is your chance woman. Be single and find what it is to be you; It might be a nice change of pace.

Ok, so which episode(s) of Felicity did you write?

Basically, it comes down to what enik said: Insecurity (and big boobs) will do that.

So, maybe, instead of being another vapid Hollywood starlet that bemoans why she's not treated with respect as an actress but has shown no desire to grow as one, she should spend some time planting crops in the fetile stable floor of her mind.
 
NutznGum
2011-12-01 02:14:14 PM
Inaditch: Madbassist1: A bunch of girls are like that. Most of them gorgeous, I've noticed. They are NEVER single. They go from one man to the next. If they are unsatisfied in the relationship, they will wait to leave until they have their next target lined up. It's pathetic.

A female friend of mine once told me that most women are like Tarzan - they never let go of one vine until they have a firm grip on the next.

Ruffian: Women are like apes in a jungle, they don't let go of one vine until they have hold of another.

Women are like Tarzan or jungle apes, they speak in short grunts and sleep in trees.
 
cefm
2011-12-01 02:25:58 PM
Yeah, she's usually split in two.
 
swahnhennessy
2011-12-01 02:27:31 PM
I don't trust people who can't be alone with themselves.
 
Jim from Saint Paul
2011-12-01 02:27:40 PM
ranak: Jim from Saint Paul: ranak: Well, maybe she should be.

This is your chance woman. Be single and find what it is to be you; It might be a nice change of pace.

Ok, so which episode(s) of Felicity did you write?

Basically, it comes down to what enik said: Insecurity (and big boobs) will do that.

So, maybe, instead of being another vapid Hollywood starlet that bemoans why she's not treated with respect as an actress but has shown no desire to grow as one, she should spend some time planting crops in the fetile stable floor of her mind.

You didn't answer the question.
 
ranak
2011-12-01 02:30:11 PM
Jim from Saint Paul: You didn't answer the question.

/Sigh
Episodes 4 thru 7. Happy now?
 
Wellon Dowd
2011-12-01 02:34:11 PM
A peach, I tells ya!
 
Uzzah
2011-12-01 02:47:23 PM
Women are like Tarzan: they heat their homes by burning monkey feces.
 
Stunt_the_Runt
2011-12-01 02:52:47 PM
F you guys don't knock of the"women are like Tarzan" jokes, I'm sure Ghastly will show up posting pics involving jungle wear we don't wish to see.

/maybe
 
dryknife
2011-12-01 02:55:16 PM
Women are like Tarzan; when he runs off with Boy she runs off with some Cheetah.
 
Jim from Saint Paul
2011-12-01 03:16:39 PM
ranak: Jim from Saint Paul: You didn't answer the question.

/Sigh
Episodes 4 thru 7. Happy now?

Very.

:)
 
Hey_shut_up
2011-12-01 03:54:59 PM
Sigh

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=RFZrzg62Zj0
 
dogette
2011-12-01 03:55:34 PM
ranak: Well, maybe she should be.

This is your chance woman. Be single and find what it is to be you; It might be a nice change of pace.

Agreed. It's easy to jump from one guy to the next, and it's nothing to be proud of. It doesn't mean you're attractive or wanted, it means you're running from something.

/ahem, single obviously
//forever alone
///NOT!
 
knochelbiter
2011-12-01 03:57:46 PM
Women are like Tarzan: their pubic region is covered by a thick, protective pelt.

/Doing it right?
 
abhorrent1
2011-12-01 04:17:16 PM
I'd disappoint her so badly, she'd never date again.
 
Shakes Mellow and the Nervous Rex
2011-12-01 04:48:07 PM
I would eat snack pack after snack pack from her turd cutter.
 
That coward David Lopan
2011-12-01 04:55:07 PM
Wellon Dowd: A peach, I tells ya!


Me too.


/Women are like Tarzan: they're terrible at math.
 
TheCenturion
2011-12-01 05:19:55 PM
Stunt_the_Runt: F you guys don't knock of the"women are like Tarzan" jokes, I'm sure Ghastly will show up posting pics involving jungle wear we don't wish to see.

/maybe

We can only hope.
 
kingflower
2011-12-01 06:32:05 PM
Women are like Tarzan.....they like it in the butt.
 
cryinoutloud
2011-12-01 06:56:19 PM
I see several people mentioned it already, but being "taken" doesn't always mean you're the greatest catch in the world. I was seldom single in my youth either. Now I've been single for quite a spell. Guess when I was a lot more mentally healthy?

/don't answer that unless you're going to give me the correct answer.
 
Your Average Witty Fark User
2011-12-01 09:07:14 PM
Fark, I am disappoint.

www.scarlettjohansson.org

/not even gonna post the good ones
 
bill4935
2011-12-02 09:39:36 AM
Madbassist1: A bunch of girls are like that. Most of them gorgeous, I've noticed. They are NEVER single. They go from one man to the next. If they are unsatisfied in the relationship, they will wait to leave until they have their next target lined up. It's pathetic.


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