nice work, subs.

Happy ending story

In Georgia, the cops only hang around to watch BDSM if you're doing it at the Atlanta Eagle.

they En-Joyd-ga?
Southern for Georgia.

Gimp reported as stating, "Mmmhph-glpph!"

It's a good thing they gave a picture of what the woods looked like.

Its only kinky the first time.

A masochist will plead "Hurt me." A sadist will say "No."

sticks and stones may break my bones but whips and chains excite me

Well, I'm off to fetlife.com. Finally I can get someone to spank me with a rubber chicken while I whistle the German national anthem. Finally!

chopit: Well, I'm off to fetlife.com. Finally I can get someone to spank me with a rubber chicken while I whistle the German national anthem. Finally!

I've seen a rubber chicken flogging. More than once.

So what is the crime here and what would they be arrested for? You usually don't arrest for trespassing unless the trespassers don't leave peacefully. They are not "in public" so public nudity shouldn't apply.

It seems like the the cops came upon a suspicious situation, determined it consensual but on private property and the owner wanted them off. So they left.

That is why when you have outdoor sex you do it on public land.

KidneyStone: Those fascist power tripping cops! Arresting those people and throwing them in j....wait, he let them go? Cops never do anything cool like that. I learned everything I know about cops from Fark cop-hate threads.

/My favorite gun stores are a few miles down the road from the BDSM Forest

Seems to me they had a sense of humor over the situation.

Best quote of the story

When the deputy asked if they were married, the pair "stated yes." "I asked if it was to each other and they stated no,"

pute kisses like a man: So, I got a joke for you guys:

this masochist in Hawaii goes out looking for love. Finally, he meets this sadomasochist. They start dating, and it's wonderful. they decide to get married.

On their wedding night, he says to her, hurt me.

She says, no.

Keep your day job.

not here all week. Don't try the veal.

A 19-year-old man who was walking home from the store spotted the locked Nissan and became suspicious, since it was "weird" to see an unoccupied vehicle parked off the roadway.

in most of the states I've lived in, a 19 year old man walking home from the store is considered suspicious.

swangoatman: they En-Joyd-ga?
Southern for Georgia.

I think they were In flagrante delicto

Remember that story next time the kids ask. "where did I come from?"

chopit: Well, I'm off to fetlife.com. Finally I can get someone to spank me with a rubber chicken while I whistle the German national anthem. Finally!

Reminds me of the old personal ad:

"Feed me like a baby pelican! Both sexes welcome.
I supply the raw herring, you bring the strap-on beak.
No weirdos."

Odd Bird: 1763

Well if they'd known to go there, we would never have had the pleasure of reading their story.

Julie Cochrane: Odd Bird: 1763

Even at a dungeon you can't just do anything you want. The law still imposes limits, and once you start getting into penetration stuff---like a blowjob---you've gotta go get a hotel room.

Not that that would be difficult.

(And yeah, 1763 does have a couple of rooms for rental by overnight guests, but they're pretty darned expensive.)

I haven't priced them, but Valentine's Day isn't that far off.

chopit: Well, I'm off to fetlife.com. Finally I can get someone to spank me with a rubber chicken while I whistle the German national anthem. Finally!

fetlifers would laugh at you for being so tame.