FARK.com: (6778420) Cain: The Democrats might be trying to take me down because I'm their worst nightmare and they'd rather face Gingrich

		Cain: The Democrats might be trying to take me down because I'm their worst nightmare and they'd rather face Gingrich (hotair.com)		88
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tallguywithglasseson

2011-12-01 01:52:34 PM

I can't believe how many Republicans actually think this.

Oh, wait -- yes I can, easily.

Di Atribe

2011-12-01 02:07:25 PM

You're a nightmare, alright

fireside68

2011-12-01 02:52:59 PM

He said that with a straight face?

valar_morghulis

2011-12-01 02:53:30 PM

You're both terrible.

So vote Obama.

Silly teahadists. Morally AND ethically bankrupt

mkultra4013

2011-12-01 02:57:15 PM

Crap! They found out the secret plan!

The albatross is a go...I repeat, the albatross is a go!

NeverDrunk23

2011-12-01 02:57:19 PM

A bad nightmare after eating too much crappy pizza late at night.

Car_Ramrod

2011-12-01 02:57:19 PM

So, Democrats are launching this attack now, to ruin his campaign so Obama would run againt Newt, when they could wait until Cain's the nominee and not have anyone to run against?

Makes sense to me!

GleeUnit

2011-12-01 02:57:49 PM

Cinaed

2011-12-01 02:57:59 PM

Their worst nightmare is Huntsman.

The reality is Romney.

The rest are a punchline.

mitEj

2011-12-01 02:59:19 PM

the most likely people attacking him at this point in time are his fellow republicans.

eraser8

2011-12-01 03:00:31 PM

Spindle

2011-12-01 03:01:56 PM

Well, compared to Gingrich, I suppose that's true. Cain seemed the stronger opponent before all of the scandals fired up, Newt would definitely be an easier opponent to take on.

However, Cain was his own worst enemy, his penis at least.

wax_on

2011-12-01 03:02:49 PM

HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAH!!!!

CorporatePerson

2011-12-01 03:02:54 PM

I hear it's a conspiracy and the president of Uzibeckybeckystanstanstan is behind it. I forget his name.

IXI Jim IXI

2011-12-01 03:02:55 PM

Pimpin' ain't easy...

coeyagi

2011-12-01 03:02:58 PM

Dumbass tag on vacay? Or is this a sarcastic "obvious" tag?

Super Chronic

2011-12-01 03:03:13 PM

Well, if they really were afraid of facing Cain in the general election... wait a second...

*stifling laughter*

okay...

*tears starting to come out*

... just another second....

Okay. If they really were afraid of facing Cain in the general election, wouldn't they wait until he was the nominee, then unleash the dirty tricks?

Tusz

2011-12-01 03:03:32 PM

I've said it before and I'll say it again: if the Democrats were coming after him with this stuff, they'd wait until he won a bunch of primaries, or until he was pretty much guaranteed the nomination. It makes no sense to open up on him now.

Coco LaFemme

2011-12-01 03:04:53 PM

The Democrats are not responsible for this, unless by "Democrats" he means his schwanzstucker.

qorkfiend

2011-12-01 03:04:57 PM

keylock71

2011-12-01 03:05:16 PM

Read as:

"Rubes, Yokels, and assorted Greedy Assholes, please keep buying my shiatty book and sending me money... "

Im_Gumby

2011-12-01 03:05:30 PM

Roger.

Gough

2011-12-01 03:05:43 PM

Did anyone look at the foreign relations map link from the article? He's labeled the UK "special relationship". Isn't that what he said about Ginger White??? Has be been farking the Brits, too??

Super Chronic

2011-12-01 03:06:50 PM

Super Chronic: Well, if they really were afraid of facing Cain in the general election... wait a second...

*stifling laughter*

okay...

*tears starting to come out*

... just another second....

Okay. If they really were afraid of facing Cain in the general election, wouldn't they wait until he was the nominee, then unleash the dirty tricks?

Although, trying once again to be serious, there is precedent for "ratfarking" during the primary season, with Edmund Muskie and the Canuck Letter. But it would make so much more sense to wait until the opposing party has picked the nominee.

yert

2011-12-01 03:07:24 PM

Mercutio74

2011-12-01 03:08:16 PM

If i were a Dem, I'd take Cain. Newt is profoundly uncharsimatic but does have a kind of unearned credibility with the right. Can he attract independents? Not nearly enough, I'd say. However, Cain on the other hand is woefully unprepared. He doesn't even have a cursory knowledge of foreign policy, nor for that matter a grasp on current events. His domestic policies so far have been childish and unworkable, so he's not really a threat to get any independent support.

A Dark Evil Omen

2011-12-01 03:08:18 PM

YOU CAN'T VOTE FOR GINGRICH! YOU WILL REGRET THIS!

TonnageVT

2011-12-01 03:08:18 PM

King Something

2011-12-01 03:09:47 PM

otherginger

2011-12-01 03:09:53 PM

Sorry, Herm. It's your own party taking you down. Because they really didn't want to vote for you.

Mercutio74

2011-12-01 03:11:53 PM

Gough: Did anyone look at the foreign relations map link from the article? He's labeled the UK "special relationship". Isn't that what he said about Ginger White??? Has be been farking the Brits, too??

Holy fark. As a Canadian I can safely say that "Friend and Ally" isn't going to be the case... he should just relabel us "Country that needs to do business with you, but really is embarrassed to be seen with you in public."

AKTurkey

2011-12-01 03:13:26 PM

Coco LaFemme

2011-12-01 03:13:49 PM

otherginger: Sorry, Herm. It's your own party taking you down. Because they really didn't want to vote for you.

Not so much didn't want to vote for him, more like they're physically incapable of it. This is a party who, if given half a chance, would drag the country kicking and screaming back to the early 20th century. Think blacks had a whole lot of fun back then? Think anyone aside from the uber-rich did?

If anything, the fact Cain has lasted as long as he has is proof of the GOP's racism. It's like, "Hey look, guys! We have a black friend too! His name is Herman!"

A Dark Evil Omen

2011-12-01 03:14:00 PM

Mercutio74: Gough: Did anyone look at the foreign relations map link from the article? He's labeled the UK "special relationship". Isn't that what he said about Ginger White??? Has be been farking the Brits, too??

Holy fark. As a Canadian I can safely say that "Friend and Ally" isn't going to be the case... he should just relabel us "Country that needs to do business with you, but really is embarrassed to be seen with you in public."

UK: "Special relationship"
China: "Favored trade partner"
Canada: "Look America you're sort of a cool guy and all when you're not drinking but this shiat has to stop I mean seriously you wrecked my car the other day and you weren't even driving how is that possible"

moralpanic

2011-12-01 03:14:11 PM

Nobody is taking him down. These are women coming out on their own free will.

Bob16

2011-12-01 03:15:10 PM

It's enough to make you want to commit suicide by eating his shiatty pizza.

superstevo

2011-12-01 03:16:30 PM

Its the primaries. Your fellow republicans are the ones putting daggers in your back...

All2morrowsparTs

2011-12-01 03:17:14 PM

Spindle: Well, compared to Gingrich, I suppose that's true. Cain seemed the stronger opponent before all of the scandals fired up, Newt would definitely be an easier opponent to take on.

However, Cain was his own worst enemy, his penis at least.

That and his foriegn policy and economics knowhow.

"Nine-Nine-Nine!" is not a policy, it is a sales promotion.

KiltedBastich

2011-12-01 03:17:16 PM

Mercutio74: Holy fark. As a Canadian I can safely say that "Friend and Ally" isn't going to be the case... he should just relabel us "Country that needs to do business with you, but really is embarrassed to be seen with you in public."

No kidding. Every time I think about the USA / Canada relationship these days, I find statements like, "I think we need some space; I need some 'me' time; it's not you, it's me (well ok, it's you); we can still be friends; I'll call you some time" etc.

GleeUnit

2011-12-01 03:18:03 PM

coeyagi: Dumbass tag on vacay? Or is this a sarcastic "obvious" tag?

The Dumbass tag recently gave an interview with a local FOX NEWS affiliate in which it revealed a long-term, secret affair with Cain. Cain's campaign responded that the claims were "groundless," and that the candidate and tag were simply associated with circles within the Politics tab that frequently overlapped.

This apparent damage-control statement came despite the fact that many respected FARK political analysts have previously noted close public association between Cain and the Dumbass tag, raising questions around whether the two may even yet be engaged in some sort of mutually-beneficial publicity scheme.

Bag of Hammers

2011-12-01 03:19:08 PM

Nigerian please, you were never actually running for president and you know it.

magusdevil

2011-12-01 03:19:22 PM

All2morrowsparTs: Spindle: Well, compared to Gingrich, I suppose that's true. Cain seemed the stronger opponent before all of the scandals fired up, Newt would definitely be an easier opponent to take on.

However, Cain was his own worst enemy, his penis at least.

That and his foriegn policy and economics knowhow.

"Nine-Nine-Nine!" is not a policy, it is a sales promotion.

Actually he got the idea from a German gal that used to work for him.

All2morrowsparTs

2011-12-01 03:20:07 PM

GleeUnit: coeyagi: Dumbass tag on vacay? Or is this a sarcastic "obvious" tag?

The Dumbass tag recently gave an interview with a local FOX NEWS affiliate in which it revealed a long-term, secret affair with Cain. Cain's campaign responded that the claims were "groundless," and that the candidate and tag were simply associated with circles within the Politics tab that frequently overlapped.

This apparent damage-control statement came despite the fact that many respected FARK political analysts have previously noted close public association between Cain and the Dumbass tag, raising questions around whether the two may even yet be engaged in some sort of mutually-beneficial publicity scheme.

This is so full of win!

+2 internets

Philip Francis Queeg

2011-12-01 03:21:05 PM

Yes, yes that is true.

Also, I really would not like to be forced to spend any time in that brier patch over there.

Uncle Pim

2011-12-01 03:21:08 PM

mainstreet62

2011-12-01 03:22:10 PM

This is a category 11 derpstorm....

gshepnyc

2011-12-01 03:26:46 PM

Cinaed: Their worst nightmare is Huntsman.

The reality is Romney.

The rest are a punchline.

This. And if the GOP could get grip on itself for godsakes they might stand a chance of winning the White House. Instead, they will persue a policy of derp and be destroyed because they have gotten to the point where any sign of good sense is seen as not conservative enough.

Corvus

2011-12-01 03:27:27 PM

Cuthbert Allgood

2011-12-01 03:27:48 PM

Summer Glau's Love Slave

2011-12-01 03:28:35 PM

/His name is Caaaaaain!!!
//And he's INSANE in the MEMBRANE!
///*Scratchedy scratch scratch*

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