Homeland Security made the arrest? What the hell happened to the FBI? oh fer farks sake.

I'm sure this has nothing to do with the rise of obesity in the US.

No-pics-stripper-story is useless. I'm sure you Farkers can do better.

/BIE? EIP
//yes, it can be one of those threads

college? hell, i prolly contributed significantly to a mortgage payment or two.

This has been the case since glasnost, but way to stay on top of breaking trends, Yahoo.

Next up for Homeland Security: Providence RI strip clubs which have all those Brazilian strippers who are probably Illegals.

[imokaywiththis.jpg]?

Except for the false promises.

Imported strippers are the best... when you give them a dollar, it means something.

They took our jorbs?

skinink: Next up for Homeland Security: Providence RI strip clubs which have all those Brazilian strippers who are probably Illegals.

That's a lot of illegal strippers.

Gee, I'm wondering why a bunch of 29-31 year old evangelical Christian virgins are having time finding men to marry them and have holy sex. What could possibly be going wrong here? Certainly they can't have any competition to contend with.

/supposing that they'd be better than a Fleshlight, but not by much...

Another Pretentious Nickname: [imokaywiththis.jpg]?

Except for the false promises.

Imported strippers are the best... when you give them a dollar, it means something.

Yeah, it probable means about 7 cents to them like it does in LA.

macross87: They took our jorbs?

Dey derk er jerbs?

/a derka dur?

Apparently, in Britain, the overwhelming majority of strippers are eastern european women.

/not that there's anything wrong with that
//cute, pixie-haircut stripper was one of my favorite dancers a few years back
///she disappeared one day
////most likely was there due to the russian mafia

JackieRabbit: Gee, I'm wondering why a bunch of 29-31 year old evangelical Christian virgins are having time finding men to marry them and have holy sex. What could possibly be going wrong here? Certainly they can't have any competition to contend with.

/supposing that they'd be better than a Fleshlight, but not by much...

Now how the hell did I do this? Oh, well.... Ignore that man behind the curtain!!!

Strip clubs run by the mob with women from eastern Europe? No wai!

/that was pretty much all of them when I lived up there.
//Ric Romero reporting

At least they actually work for that tip and go the extra mile unlike lazy American strippers.

Homeland Security Investigations special-agent-in-charge James Hayes said the arrests "bring to an end a long-standing criminal enterprise operated by colluding organized crime entities that profited wildly through a combination of extortion and fraud."


I have not felt so safe since the 89 year old woman removed her shoes at the airport.

JackieRabbit: Gee, I'm wondering why a bunch of 29-31 year old evangelical Christian virgins are having time finding men to marry them and have holy sex. What could possibly be going wrong here? Certainly they can't have any competition to contend with.

/supposing that they'd be better than a Fleshlight, but not by much...

Where are these girls at?

OldManDownDRoad: Russian and eastern European girls have been "invading" the Outer Banks of NC for a couple years now, usually working as clerks and counter attendants. Every years I see more and more of them.

They are easy to tell as they are the most unpleasant people I've ever had to deal with. They give a whole new meaning to "biatch." I sort of wonder why this is, perhaps it's a cultural thing or perhaps they are just angry at being stuck in a minimum-wage job dealing with asshole tourists from NOVA.

But TFA explains it: they all came over to be strippers. And they are now stuck living six-a-room and handing out receipts at the Fast Faire.

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Ever been to Eastern Europe? The girls are biatchy there as well. First, it's cultural, people in that part of the world are not phony super/happy/shiny/friendly like mid-westerners. Second, those girls are constantly being hit on by fat, bald losers from Western Europe, North American....even Asia. They learned a long ago that most of those guys are pathetic creeps who are probably living in mom's basement and financed their trip with the inheritance money they received when grandma finally dropped dead. It's safe to assume that those girls are a bit cynical.

Unless you look like Ryan Gosling, or have a wallet like Bill Gates, you can forget it. Those girls will hang around only until you credit cards are maxed out, then it's on to the next boyfriend sucker.

Oh come now, women from Eastern Europe are no worse than woman from anywhere else.

/write your own joke
//or not

Illegal immigration happens everywhere in the U.S., not just the brownskins at the Mexican border. For instance, 100k illegal asian immigrants arrive on the West Coast every year. You just don't hear about it because racism and xenophobia.

Fissile: OldManDownDRoad: Russian and eastern European girls have been "invading" the Outer Banks of NC for a couple years now, usually working as clerks and counter attendants. Every years I see more and more of them.

They are easy to tell as they are the most unpleasant people I've ever had to deal with. They give a whole new meaning to "biatch." I sort of wonder why this is, perhaps it's a cultural thing or perhaps they are just angry at being stuck in a minimum-wage job dealing with asshole tourists from NOVA.

But TFA explains it: they all came over to be strippers. And they are now stuck living six-a-room and handing out receipts at the Fast Faire.

=====================

Ever been to Eastern Europe? The girls are biatchy there as well. First, it's cultural, people in that part of the world are not phony super/happy/shiny/friendly like mid-westerners. Second, those girls are constantly being hit on by fat, bald losers from Western Europe, North American....even Asia. They learned a long ago that most of those guys are pathetic creeps who are probably living in mom's basement and financed their trip with the inheritance money they received when grandma finally dropped dead. It's safe to assume that those girls are a bit cynical.

Unless you look like Ryan Gosling, or have a wallet like Bill Gates, you can forget it. Those girls will hang around only until you credit cards are maxed out, then it's on to the next boyfriend sucker.

Their knees are sharp as hell, too.

Fissile: OldManDownDRoad: Russian and eastern European girls have been "invading" the Outer Banks of NC for a couple years now, usually working as clerks and counter attendants. Every years I see more and more of them.

They are easy to tell as they are the most unpleasant people I've ever had to deal with. They give a whole new meaning to "biatch." I sort of wonder why this is, perhaps it's a cultural thing or perhaps they are just angry at being stuck in a minimum-wage job dealing with asshole tourists from NOVA.

But TFA explains it: they all came over to be strippers. And they are now stuck living six-a-room and handing out receipts at the Fast Faire.

=====================

Ever been to Eastern Europe? The girls are biatchy there as well. First, it's cultural, people in that part of the world are not phony super/happy/shiny/friendly like mid-westerners. Second, those girls are constantly being hit on by fat, bald losers from Western Europe, North American....even Asia. They learned a long ago that most of those guys are pathetic creeps who are probably living in mom's basement and financed their trip with the inheritance money they received when grandma finally dropped dead. It's safe to assume that those girls are a bit cynical.

Unless you look like Ryan Gosling, or have a wallet like Bill Gates, you can forget it. Those girls will hang around only until you credit cards are maxed out, then it's on to the next boyfriend sucker.

Ayep.

And even when you've got her to stick around for a while, they are clingy as all get out. When I worked in Russia, people asked me if I was going to bring a bride home. "Hell no" was my only response.

In Russia, strippers buy you drinks! What a country!

wait...

Yeah, this is at least a decades-old trend.

Only problem I have is that you never really know if you have someone from an AWOL student visa or vacation, or someone who was trafficked.

/trafficking ain't cool, yo.
//seriously. it's bad.
///which is why they need to legalize the prostitution demand they're brought over to address

Fissile: First, it's cultural, people in that part of the world are not phony super/happy/shiny/friendly like mid-westerners.

Because, obviously, people who are outwardly happy are goddamn liars?

/it's interesting to see people stereotyping white folks, though
//they're ferrrinerrrs, so it's okay

Catalina?

natmar_76: Illegal immigration happens everywhere in the U.S., not just the brownskins at the Mexican border. For instance, 100k illegal asian immigrants arrive on the West Coast every year. You just don't hear about it because racism and xenophobia.

Wait what? Are we not racist against Asians anymore? WHY WASN'T I TOLD?

Alpha, beta, gamma, zed.

I declare a stripper thread.

Knara: Fissile: First, it's cultural, people in that part of the world are not phony super/happy/shiny/friendly like mid-westerners.

Because, obviously, people who are outwardly happy are goddamn liars?

/it's interesting to see people stereotyping white folks, though
//they're ferrrinerrrs, so it's okay

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Shallow is more like it.

Fissile: Shallow is more like it.

Derp

"I love you, no shiat. Buy me air-conditioned Honda".

Wow, Im a little disturbed that this article made me aroused.

tacojohn: JackieRabbit: Gee, I'm wondering why a bunch of 29-31 year old evangelical Christian virgins are having time finding men to marry them and have holy sex. What could possibly be going wrong here? Certainly they can't have any competition to contend with.

/supposing that they'd be better than a Fleshlight, but not by much...

Where are these girls at?

One thread back; no thanks.

Another Pretentious Nickname: Wait what? Are we not racist against Asians anymore? WHY WASN'T I TOLD?

Not since our economy started to hinge on Asian interests. Besides, they aren't as brown as those Mexicans.

Finally, some illegal immigration that i can get behind, and can get on me if i flash a little cash around.

This just in: Herman Cain frequently hires illegal immigrants for "labor."

Sometimes native born American strippers have a bit of attitude:

"Ey Turk er jerbs!"

radio just played "hey big spender" getting kick out of this 100 year old recently discovered trend.

Babies with Rabies: [thedkreport.com image 450x677]

What the hell kind of floor-mounted dildo is she using?

No really, I want to know.

I want to...see if it meets OSHA workplace safety standards...yeah, that's it.

Babies with Rabies

Want some help turning this into a stripper thread?

Babies with Rabies, is that second chick you posted Kina Kai? I thought she was a non-dancing porn star. Let's keep our stripper threads pure...

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