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(Yahoo) Fail Target misses themselves   (finance.yahoo.com) divider line 11
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2011-12-01 10:15:27 AM
I walked into Target, but I missed. I think the entrance to Target should have people splattered all around. And, when I finally get in, the guy says, "Can I help you?" "Just practicing."

RIP Mitch
 
2011-12-01 10:22:31 AM
rnatalie: I walked into Target, but I missed. I think the entrance to Target should have people splattered all around. And, when I finally get in, the guy says, "Can I help you?" "Just practicing."

RIP Mitch


hahaha. Thread probably over at this point.
 
2011-12-01 01:23:29 PM
So let me guess. Theres gonna be a huge drop in Target stock prices and dire predicions of financial collapse because they missed the revenue predictions of some financial 'expert' by a whopping 1.8 percent.


fark Wall Street.
 
2011-12-01 01:26:42 PM
To bad for them.

Regardless, they still had the funniest freaking commercial of the season. (new window)

I haven't laughed that hard at a commercial in a long time.
 
2011-12-01 01:53:45 PM
I didn't shop at my local Target for at least three months because they were busy tearing up the place and it looked like a war zone (plus the parking lot was half filled with construction equipment and their inventory during the construction was microscopic). It's now all done, so I've gone back to shopping there (heck, I get 5% off when I use their credit card). Basically, they added a Starbucks, more groceries, and moved everything else around so I don't know where it is any more.
 
2011-12-01 02:14:21 PM
Arthur Prefect: To bad for them.

Regardless, they still had the funniest freaking commercial of the season. (new window)

I haven't laughed that hard at a commercial in a long time.


That lady is farking insane and makes me never want to go back there. I worked at Target and loved it there. That's how much they screwed up with those commercials. Also, the Chevy hunting commercial is 10x funnier
 
2011-12-01 02:29:41 PM
Dr J Zoidberg: Arthur Prefect: To bad for them.

Regardless, they still had the funniest freaking commercial of the season. (new window)

I haven't laughed that hard at a commercial in a long time.

That lady is farking insane and makes me never want to go back there. I worked at Target and loved it there. That's how much they screwed up with those commercials. Also, the Chevy hunting commercial is 10x funnier


I have little doubt she's crazy, and I don't even like the rest of those commercials. I just love the look on her face on this one. Perhaps it's funny because I can see a lot of people doing it? Couldn't tell you, but it makes me laugh. It probably helps that we don't have Target here, so I'm not inundated with it.
 
2011-12-01 02:43:13 PM
Arthur Prefect: Dr J Zoidberg: Arthur Prefect: To bad for them.

Regardless, they still had the funniest freaking commercial of the season. (new window)

I haven't laughed that hard at a commercial in a long time.

That lady is farking insane and makes me never want to go back there. I worked at Target and loved it there. That's how much they screwed up with those commercials. Also, the Chevy hunting commercial is 10x funnier

I have little doubt she's crazy, and I don't even like the rest of those commercials. I just love the look on her face on this one. Perhaps it's funny because I can see a lot of people doing it? Couldn't tell you, but it makes me laugh. It probably helps that we don't have Target here, so I'm not inundated with it.


Funniest Christmas Commercial (new window)
 
2011-12-01 02:54:53 PM
Dr J Zoidberg: Arthur Prefect:
I have little doubt she's crazy, and I don't even like the rest of those commercials. I just love the look on her face on this one. Perhaps it's funny because I can see a lot of people doing it? Couldn't tell you, but it makes me laugh. It probably helps that we don't have Target here, so I'm not inundated with it.

Funniest Christmas Commercial (new window)


Hahaha awkward. I didn't laugh as much as with the other, but that was still good.
 
2011-12-01 03:57:57 PM
their black friday ad was a joke of all jokes. year before they had the best loss leader out of all the major retailers and this year they barely could call it black friday worthy. this is what that nets you. i find myself shopping there less and less.
 
2011-12-02 09:36:26 AM
Ever since target banned the Salvation Army I do not buy there anymore
 
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