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Leeds
2011-12-01 09:26:48 AM
Iran's been getting trolled pretty hard lately
 
Fista-Phobia
2011-12-01 09:27:38 AM
Leeds: Iran's been getting trolled pretty hard lately

Turnabout is fair play.

www.thejc.com
 
HotWingConspiracy
2011-12-01 09:28:28 AM
Israel: Biggest hypocrites on the planet, or most biggerest hypocrites on the planet?
 
Mercutio74
2011-12-01 09:28:59 AM
You have to hand it to Israel... they're generally hardasses when it comes to policy, but they're extremely clever.
 
Ass Exploder
2011-12-01 09:30:23 AM
It would be great if Israel, Syria, Iran, Iraq, Afghanistan, Pakistan, Saudi, Jordan, and Egypt got into a huge war and just wiped each other out. Made that part of the world a big empty desert.
 
mortimer_ford
2011-12-01 09:30:52 AM
oi44.tinypic.com
 
Funk Brothers
2011-12-01 09:31:16 AM
The United States probably has laser satellite technology that we don't know yet and stealth helicopter technology.
 
wmoonfox
2011-12-01 09:31:35 AM
TFA: When there are so many events, there is probably some sort of guiding hand, though perhaps it's the hand of God

This is why one is no better than the other.
 
Mercutio74
2011-12-01 09:31:58 AM
Ass Exploder: It would be great if Israel, Syria, Iran, Iraq, Afghanistan, Pakistan, Saudi, Jordan, and Egypt got into a huge war and just wiped each other out. Made that part of the world a big empty desert.

Include the the Red states in the US and you've got yourself a deal.
 
Descartes
2011-12-01 09:32:08 AM
What? No hero tag?
 
182 [TotalFark]
2011-12-01 09:33:06 AM
..and so it begins.
 
mbillips
2011-12-01 09:33:34 AM
The only problem with this supposition, subster, is that the explosions occurred at military bases on the other side of town from the nuclear research facilities. Either the Mossad has bad aim (unlikely), or it's just another case of Iran being bad at handling ammo.
 
liam76
2011-12-01 09:33:56 AM
HotWingConspiracy: Israel: Biggest hypocrites on the planet, or most biggerest hypocrites on the planet?

Lets assume Israel is telling the truth (as pointed out earlier they may be trolling).

when someoen says they are creating weapons to strike you, trying to stop them isn;t hypocritical.

FTA "The Iranians claim it happened as they were testing a new weapons system designed to strike Israel."
 
Nurglitch
2011-12-01 09:34:36 AM
I bet the joos did this.
 
Leeds
2011-12-01 09:34:48 AM
Begun the muzzie holocaust has
 
HotWingConspiracy
2011-12-01 09:35:20 AM
liam76: HotWingConspiracy: Israel: Biggest hypocrites on the planet, or most biggerest hypocrites on the planet?

Lets assume Israel is telling the truth (as pointed out earlier they may be trolling).

when someoen says they are creating weapons to strike you, trying to stop them isn;t hypocritical.

FTA "The Iranians claim it happened as they were testing a new weapons system designed to strike Israel."

When they cop to having nukes and allow inspectors in, you'll have something to work with.
 
Mrs.Sharpier [TotalFark]
2011-12-01 09:35:26 AM
In before Tatsuma
 
The Irresponsible Captain
2011-12-01 09:36:12 AM
Yeah, and they probably wrote the Stuxnet virus that took out some machinery. Better them then us.
 
mbillips
2011-12-01 09:36:35 AM
mbillips: The only problem with this supposition, subster, is that the explosions occurred at military bases on the other side of town from the nuclear research facilities. Either the Mossad has bad aim (unlikely), or it's just another case of Iran being bad at handling ammo.

Oh, nemmind. I RTFA, and the claim that the explosions WEREN'T at the nuclear facilities came from Iran, so it's almost certainly BS. Good jerb, Mossad, keep it up.
 
pkellmey
2011-12-01 09:36:47 AM
The water heater theory is not out of the question.
 
detroitdoesntsuckthatbad
2011-12-01 09:38:13 AM
The Irresponsible Captain: Yeah, and they probably wrote the Stuxnet virus that took out some machinery. Better them then us.

Came for stuxnet, leaving satisfied.

/fark you Siemens, Allen Bradley FTW.
 
sendtodave
2011-12-01 09:39:35 AM
I wonder if American politicians will care more than they should.
 
minnesotaboy
2011-12-01 09:39:37 AM
Descartes: What? No hero tag?

Descartes apparently wants to be first in line for the draft that America will have to start because of our treaty to come to Israel's aid in time of war. Thanks buddy. Glad you think the start of WWIII is so heroic.

www.sabinabecker.com
 
Cinaed
2011-12-01 09:41:26 AM
This guy is either the dumbest general I've ever heard of, or the outright most smug.

If Israel did it, they'd say nothing. Saying something is idiotic.
If Israel didn't do it, they'd STILL say nothing. Someone else did the job for them, all the more reason to stick to the script.

Active antagonistic bullshiat like that is just... stupid.
 
CanisNoir [TotalFark]
2011-12-01 09:41:47 AM
mbillips: The only problem with this supposition, subster, is that the explosions occurred at military bases on the other side of town from the nuclear research facilities. Either the Mossad has bad aim (unlikely), or it's just another case of Iran being bad at handling ammo.

Exactly, the explosions occurred at Fuel Dump not the Nuclear plant, not to mention, an attack on that particular nuclear plant would be pointless and cause a major catastrophe that could be considered akin to Germ Warfare on a massive scale. This was not the act of Israel, but could be the act of internal Iranian freedom fighters hoping to destroy munitions and fuel.
 
liam76
2011-12-01 09:41:57 AM
HotWingConspiracy: When they cop to having nukes and allow inspectors in, you'll have something to work with

What treaty are they party to that woudl require them to do that?

Irans has stated they wish to wipe Israle out. They have stated that they are working on weapons to strike Israel. I got no problem with Israel taking steps like this to prevent it (if they actually have anything to do with it).

wmoonfox: TFA: When there are so many events, there is probably some sort of guiding hand, though perhaps it's the hand of God

This is why one is no better than the other.

So if two groups believe in god one can't be better than the other?
 
PsiChi
2011-12-01 09:42:06 AM
Don't let the media get you in an uproar, people. They're trying to start WWIII, 'cause it would be profitable.

There is something wrong with that. Get in an uproar about that. Let's identify the true enemy - those who would lie, kill, and steal to make money.
 
EWreckedSean
2011-12-01 09:42:28 AM
minnesotaboy: Descartes: What? No hero tag?

Descartes apparently wants to be first in line for the draft that America will have to start because of our treaty to come to Israel's aid in time of war. Thanks buddy. Glad you think the start of WWIII is so heroic.

[www.sabinabecker.com image 400x447]

Um, we don't have a defense treaty with Israel. They go to war way too much for us to ever sign one with them.
 
FrancoFile
2011-12-01 09:42:33 AM
minnesotaboy: Descartes: What? No hero tag?

Descartes apparently wants to be first in line for the draft that America will have to start because of our treaty to come to Israel's aid in time of war. Thanks buddy. Glad you think the start of WWIII is so heroic.

[www.sabinabecker.com image 400x447]

Draft? Are you kidding?

Three of our existing armored divisions would basically fill the country up bumper-to-bumper with tanks and APCs. Israel is tiny.
 
Gdalescrboz
2011-12-01 09:43:23 AM
Mercutio74 2011-12-01 09:31:58 AM

Ass Exploder: It would be great if Israel, Syria, Iran, Iraq, Afghanistan, Pakistan, Saudi, Jordan, and Egypt got into a huge war and just wiped each other out. Made that part of the world a big empty desert.

Include the the Red states in the US and you've got yourself a deal.

It would be even better, if instead of the red sates, it was the blue states, cause, ya know, i am too immature to get along with my fellow countrymen. Herr hurr derr, you farking clown
 
EWreckedSean
2011-12-01 09:43:44 AM
FrancoFile: minnesotaboy: Descartes: What? No hero tag?

Descartes apparently wants to be first in line for the draft that America will have to start because of our treaty to come to Israel's aid in time of war. Thanks buddy. Glad you think the start of WWIII is so heroic.

[www.sabinabecker.com image 400x447]

Draft? Are you kidding?

Three of our existing armored divisions would basically fill the country up bumper-to-bumper with tanks and APCs. Israel is tiny.

In fairness we'd being filling up Iran, and it is quite large for the region...not that we'd need the draft.
 
BitwiseShift
2011-12-01 09:43:54 AM
There were other accidents as warnings. The Thanksgiving turkey that mysteriously burned, that date who canceled because of an emergency hair-needed-washing, and that time in elementary school when your parents moved and forgot to tell you. You can't blame the Moussad for all that, . . . or can you?
 
Carousel Beast
2011-12-01 09:44:26 AM
HotWingConspiracy: liam76: HotWingConspiracy: Israel: Biggest hypocrites on the planet, or most biggerest hypocrites on the planet?

Lets assume Israel is telling the truth (as pointed out earlier they may be trolling).

when someoen says they are creating weapons to strike you, trying to stop them isn;t hypocritical.

FTA "The Iranians claim it happened as they were testing a new weapons system designed to strike Israel."

When they cop to having nukes and allow inspectors in, you'll have something to work with.

HotWingConspiracy Edit/Remove Favorite User (favorite: [anti-Semite])

Why am I not surprised by your comments?
 
EWreckedSean
2011-12-01 09:44:39 AM
Gdalescrboz: Mercutio74 2011-12-01 09:31:58 AM

Ass Exploder: It would be great if Israel, Syria, Iran, Iraq, Afghanistan, Pakistan, Saudi, Jordan, and Egypt got into a huge war and just wiped each other out. Made that part of the world a big empty desert.

Include the the Red states in the US and you've got yourself a deal.

It would be even better, if instead of the red sates, it was the blue states, cause, ya know, i am too immature to get along with my fellow countrymen. Herr hurr derr, you farking clown

Red and blue makes pink. So let's get rid of the pinko states!
 
Noam Chimpsky
2011-12-01 09:44:57 AM
When a retard slips on a banana, it's not necessarily Mossad.
 
Mercutio74
2011-12-01 09:45:54 AM
Cinaed: This guy is either the dumbest general I've ever heard of, or the outright most smug.

If Israel did it, they'd say nothing. Saying something is idiotic.
If Israel didn't do it, they'd STILL say nothing. Someone else did the job for them, all the more reason to stick to the script.

Active antagonistic bullshiat like that is just... stupid.

I don't know... I get more of a mafia vibe...

"Hey buddy... you know, it's a real shame that you had that accident. You should be real careful in the future. Whenever you do things like make a power play, you might lose concentration, fall down, and bump your head on two .22 calibre bullets.... that'd be tragic, don't you think?"
 
cgraves67
2011-12-01 09:46:02 AM
What's funny about all this: Isreal is surly like usual. Iran is attributing these things to accidents.

It's like the ultimate domestic abuse case on an international scale.

world: "What happened to your eye?"
Iran: "I ran into a door and fell down a flight of stairs."
Isreal: "Yeah, a flight of something."
 
HotWingConspiracy
2011-12-01 09:46:06 AM
liam76: HotWingConspiracy: When they cop to having nukes and allow inspectors in, you'll have something to work with

What treaty are they party to that woudl require them to do that?

That doesn't absolve them of their open hypocrisy.

Irans has stated they wish to wipe Israle out. They have stated that they are working on weapons to strike Israel. I got no problem with Israel taking steps like this to prevent it (if they actually have anything to do with it).

Israel threatens Iran routinely, and apparently conducts military ops inside their borders. *shrug*
 
Parthenogenetic
2011-12-01 09:46:08 AM
EWreckedSean: minnesotaboy: Descartes: What? No hero tag?

Descartes apparently wants to be first in line for the draft that America will have to start because of our treaty to come to Israel's aid in time of war. Thanks buddy. Glad you think the start of WWIII is so heroic.

[www.sabinabecker.com image 400x447]

Um, we don't have a defense treaty with Israel. They go to war way too much for us to ever sign one with them.

Yes, we do.

It's stored at the US Embassy in Tehran.
 
liam76
2011-12-01 09:47:03 AM
Cinaed: This guy is either the dumbest general I've ever heard of, or the outright most smug.

If Israel did it, they'd say nothing. Saying something is idiotic.
If Israel didn't do it, they'd STILL say nothing. Someone else did the job for them, all the more reason to stick to the script.

Active antagonistic bullshiat like that is just... stupid.

If it was an accident and Israel says they had a hand it makes the people who think they have "fixed" the problem second guess themselves. It also makes the peopel question the ability of their govt (of course it probably increases Iranian hostility to Israel, but can it get much higher).

Not saying it is the smartest move, or that I would do it, just possible reasons they would thnk it makes sense.
 
Mercutio74
2011-12-01 09:47:11 AM
Gdalescrboz: Mercutio74 2011-12-01 09:31:58 AM

Ass Exploder: It would be great if Israel, Syria, Iran, Iraq, Afghanistan, Pakistan, Saudi, Jordan, and Egypt got into a huge war and just wiped each other out. Made that part of the world a big empty desert.

Include the the Red states in the US and you've got yourself a deal.

It would be even better, if instead of the red sates, it was the blue states, cause, ya know, i am too immature to get along with my fellow countrymen. Herr hurr derr, you farking clown

Oh, I thought we were fantasizing about exposing innocent civilians to war because someone has a disagreement with the policies of their government.... is that not what we were doing?
 
Rashnu
2011-12-01 09:47:30 AM
liam76: HotWingConspiracy: Israel: Biggest hypocrites on the planet, or most biggerest hypocrites on the planet?

Lets assume Israel is telling the truth (as pointed out earlier they may be trolling).

when someoen says they are creating weapons to strike you, trying to stop them isn;t hypocritical.

FTA "The Iranians claim it happened as they were testing a new weapons system designed to strike Israel."

Where's a citation or actual attribution for that snippet? Also, that part of the article is in reference to a previous incident: the death in a mysterious explosion of Hassan Moghaddam a ballistics scientist officially eulogized at his funeral as, "...the founder of the deterrent power of our country."
 
Lord_Baull
2011-12-01 09:48:01 AM
The incident when N. Korea attacked a S. Korean ship ended without further bloodshed, so I have faith this will, too.
 
HotWingConspiracy
2011-12-01 09:48:07 AM
Carousel Beast: HotWingConspiracy: liam76: HotWingConspiracy: Israel: Biggest hypocrites on the planet, or most biggerest hypocrites on the planet?

Lets assume Israel is telling the truth (as pointed out earlier they may be trolling).

when someoen says they are creating weapons to strike you, trying to stop them isn;t hypocritical.

FTA "The Iranians claim it happened as they were testing a new weapons system designed to strike Israel."

When they cop to having nukes and allow inspectors in, you'll have something to work with.

HotWingConspiracy Edit/Remove Favorite User (favorite: [anti-Semite])

Why am I not surprised by your comments?

LOL. Post some examples of my anti-semitism. This should be fun.
 
stoopidmonkey [TotalFark]
2011-12-01 09:48:51 AM
Noam Chimpsky: When a retard slips on a banana, it's not necessarily Mossad.

I snorted.
 
ole prophet
2011-12-01 09:49:11 AM
And dictionary.com has "Iran" listed under synonyms for "honesty".
 
Jake Havechek
2011-12-01 09:50:42 AM
Remember, anything Israel does or may have done is always 100% right, and if you disagree, you're an anti-semitic Jew hating bastard.
 
Mercutio74
2011-12-01 09:51:01 AM
HotWingConspiracy: LOL. Post some examples of my anti-semitism. This should be fun.

No problem...

HotWingConspiracy: Jews are big jerks. Sometimes, they do stereotypical things, which both amuses and infuriates me.

You do know there's a permanent record of everything you say on Fark, right?
 
sendtodave
2011-12-01 09:51:20 AM
HotWingConspiracy: LOL. Post some examples of my anti-semitism. This should be fun.

Do you support Israel unquestioningly?

QED
 
Harry Freakstorm [TotalFark]
2011-12-01 09:51:21 AM
Good morning Iranian Nuclear workers! I am honest bagel vendor with free samples for everyone in nuclear research facility! Please to let me leave these boxes of delicious and fresh bagels everywhere. In the breaking rooms, the conferencing room, the room of the most high bosses and the high speed plutonium seperation chamber.

Oh silly me. I forgot my many delicious spreads. No bagel can be consumed until they are topped with cream cheese, maple walnut or honey spread. No one is to touch these bagels or even open the boxes until I return with the spreads. Please stand by.
 
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