Diogenes: This definitely wasn't funny, but I agree that Schumer was being overly sensitive and dramatic.

Especially since Schumer said "if @SenJohnMcCain wants to mock parts of America, stick to Arizona," repeating the same 'joke' that he's throwing a shiat fit over.

Diogenes: EnviroDude: Diogenes: I was born and raised in Jersey and now I live in Florida

That makes you a damn yankee, unless you move back

I've been here for 18 years and I've wrestled a gator. I think I've earned some FL cred.

Until you become the subject of a Fark thread with your own white, orange and green tag, no you haven't.

sprawl15: Diogenes: This definitely wasn't funny, but I agree that Schumer was being overly sensitive and dramatic.

Especially since Schumer said "if @SenJohnMcCain wants to mock parts of America, stick to Arizona," repeating the same 'joke' that he's throwing a shiat fit over.

Except, Arizona has a higher per capita lot of retards. It's somewhat more true.

EnviroDude: Diogenes: I was born and raised in Jersey and now I live in Florida

That makes you a damn yankee, unless you move back

Walking in Disney World once in the '80s, my dad and I saw a few guys with a large cage with a sliding door--obviously for alligators--down by a creek. My dad asked what they were after. One of the guys paused and said "it's a Yankee trap."

Good to know....

"Did someone say 9/11? Then they owe me a $9.11 royalty for the usage of my trademarked electioneering strategy."

I don't wish to white knight John McCain or anything, but Schumer needs to lighten the fark up.

EnviroDude: Diogenes: EnviroDude: Diogenes: I was born and raised in Jersey and now I live in Florida

That makes you a damn yankee, unless you move back

I've been here for 18 years and I've wrestled a gator. I think I've earned some FL cred.

As long as you don't put the "duh" in Florida, you are good with me.

/wasn't trying to offend you by calling you a damn yankee

//Funny gator story: Years ago some members of the Florida Jaycees traveled to a national convention in Reno (?) or some other out of state location. Of course, the alligator was the official mascot of their group. Because it was so far to drive, they naturally flew. Having had a wonderful time at the convention, it was time for them to fly back. The gator's handler had smuggled it through the airport and was comfortably in the air when the little critter escaped and was running up and down the aisles of the plane scaring passengers.

Enough is enough! I have had it with these monkey fighting gators on this Monday to Friday plane!

coeyagi: sprawl15: Diogenes: This definitely wasn't funny, but I agree that Schumer was being overly sensitive and dramatic.

Especially since Schumer said "if @SenJohnMcCain wants to mock parts of America, stick to Arizona," repeating the same 'joke' that he's throwing a shiat fit over.

Except, Arizona has a higher per capita lot of retards. It's somewhat more true.


Arizona does not breed guidos or pay $20 and hour for parking. Do you really want to talk about who is more retarded?

GeeksAreMyPeeps: FTFA: From this blogger's perspective, at least for once it wasn't New Jersey as the butt of the joke.

Except that Long Island (east of the city boundaries, anyway) is interchangeable with NJ.

/I should know; grew up there

farking true. Only difference between NJ and Long Island is NJ just has obnoxious Italians, and Long Island has obnoxious Italians and obnoxious Jews who act like obnoxious Italians.

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Sybarite: It's not like Long Island is part of Real America™ anyway.

Long Island entered the United States, along with the State of New York, by ratifying the Constitution in 1788 - the 11th state to do so, which by my math shows it to be one of the ORIGINAL 13 colonies. George Washington used LI for espionage during the Revolutionary War, as the British controlled half the island.

7.5 million people - most of them America citizens - live there, as of 2010.

I realize you're kidding, but this part of "not real America" has been a part of America - an unbroken alliance - far longer than many parts of Real America^TM, and without that pesky 5 years off in the middle.

// how many rednecks - you know, the type that goes all cosplay for colonial garb (like they wore in NEW YORK in 1788) - died on 9/11?
// only sort of kidding
// but seriously - you Teabaggin' types can take your Real America^TM (and all <150 years of your "fealty" to the US with it) and shove it up each others' asses

Sybarite: It's not like Long Island is part of Real America™ anyway.*

*Except for one day a year, then it's the most American America that ever America-d. Can you guess the day?

pxsteel: coeyagi: sprawl15: Diogenes: This definitely wasn't funny, but I agree that Schumer was being overly sensitive and dramatic.

Especially since Schumer said "if @SenJohnMcCain wants to mock parts of America, stick to Arizona," repeating the same 'joke' that he's throwing a shiat fit over.

Except, Arizona has a higher per capita lot of retards. It's somewhat more true.


Arizona does not breed guidos or pay $20 and hour for parking. Do you really want to talk about who is more retarded?

It breeds hicks. It breeds white trash. It breeds illegal immigrant crime. It breeds anti-illegal immigrant crime legislation that penalizes legal immigrants. It breeds absolute gubernatorial corruption. It breeds dipshiats like Joe Arpaio. I could go all day with this...

i grew up on long island, i see nothing wrong with mccains statement

sprawl15: Diogenes: This definitely wasn't funny, but I agree that Schumer was being overly sensitive and dramatic.

Especially since Schumer said "if @SenJohnMcCain wants to mock parts of America, stick to Arizona," repeating the same 'joke' that he's throwing a shiat fit over.


How is what Schumer said a dig at Az?

fracto73: sprawl15: Diogenes: This definitely wasn't funny, but I agree that Schumer was being overly sensitive and dramatic.

Especially since Schumer said "if @SenJohnMcCain wants to mock parts of America, stick to Arizona," repeating the same 'joke' that he's throwing a shiat fit over.


How is what Schumer said a dig at Az?

His problem was that McCain made fun of Americans. Not that he made fun of Long Islanders. Making fun of Arizonians...Arizones...people from Arizona should be just as unacceptable, were Schumer consistent.

McCain's comment wasn't much of a joke. I thought it was more of a snarky quip.

Muta: McCain's comment wasn't much of a joke. I thought it was more of a snarky quip.

It was likely a rare moment of honest lucidity that his staffers called a joke.

Not much of a joke, but Schumer is being a total douche.

sprawl15: fracto73: sprawl15: Diogenes: This definitely wasn't funny, but I agree that Schumer was being overly sensitive and dramatic.

Especially since Schumer said "if @SenJohnMcCain wants to mock parts of America, stick to Arizona," repeating the same 'joke' that he's throwing a shiat fit over.


How is what Schumer said a dig at Az?

His problem was that McCain made fun of Americans. Not that he made fun of Long Islanders. Making fun of Arizonians...Arizones...people from Arizona should be just as unacceptable, were Schumer consistent.


I disagree, but even if you interpret it that way Schumer didn't repeat the joke. Schumer didn't mock any Americans.

sprawl15: fracto73: sprawl15: Diogenes: This definitely wasn't funny, but I agree that Schumer was being overly sensitive and dramatic.

Especially since Schumer said "if @SenJohnMcCain wants to mock parts of America, stick to Arizona," repeating the same 'joke' that he's throwing a shiat fit over.


How is what Schumer said a dig at Az?

His problem was that McCain made fun of Americans. Not that he made fun of Long Islanders. Making fun of Arizonians...Arizones...people from Arizona should be just as unacceptable, were Schumer consistent.

Except that McCain himself if from Arizona. Like 'make jokes about your own sister, not mine.'

sprawl15: His problem was that McCain made fun of Americans. Not that he made fun of Long Islanders. Making fun of Arizonians...Arizones...people from Arizona should be just as unacceptable, were Schumer consistent.

Ever hear the phrase "Nobody beats up my little brother but me?"

Bloody William: sprawl15: His problem was that McCain made fun of Americans. Not that he made fun of Long Islanders. Making fun of Arizonians...Arizones...people from Arizona should be just as unacceptable, were Schumer consistent.

Ever hear the phrase "Nobody beats up my little brother but me?"

No, because I always beat up the oldest siblings first.

That joke was so bad, it only gathered laughs from paid staffers and blood relatives.

As a Democratic New Yorker, I both sincerely apologize about Schumer and blame the NYS GOP for not being able to run a viable candidate.

Jay Townsend? Jesus, just run a ficus tree next time.

coeyagi: pxsteel: coeyagi: sprawl15: Diogenes: This definitely wasn't funny, but I agree that Schumer was being overly sensitive and dramatic.

Especially since Schumer said "if @SenJohnMcCain wants to mock parts of America, stick to Arizona," repeating the same 'joke' that he's throwing a shiat fit over.

Except, Arizona has a higher per capita lot of retards. It's somewhat more true.


Arizona does not breed guidos or pay $20 and hour for parking. Do you really want to talk about who is more retarded?

It breeds hicks. It breeds white trash. It breeds illegal immigrant crime. It breeds anti-illegal immigrant crime legislation that penalizes legal immigrants. It breeds absolute gubernatorial corruption. It breeds dipshiats like Joe Arpaio. I could go all day with this...

Section 8 Shiatholes, the Mob (Russian, Ukranian, Asian, Italian...), gangs galore, you honestly didn't bring up government corruption, We tried to fix our illegal problems and Obama killed it.

Ah the it was just a joke fall-back position.

Bloody William: GeeksAreMyPeeps: FTFA: From this blogger's perspective, at least for once it wasn't New Jersey as the butt of the joke.

Except that Long Island (east of the city boundaries, anyway) is interchangeable with NJ.

/I should know; grew up there

farking true. Only difference between NJ and Long Island is NJ just has obnoxious Italians, and Long Island has obnoxious Italians and obnoxious Jews who act like obnoxious Italians.

As an obnoxious Jew from NJ who acts like an obnoxious Italian, I resent that remark and demand you issue 9-11 apologies, stugatz.

I'm heading back to Long Island next week for another work project.

Long Island is essentially one giant Superfund Site. The groundwater is entirely undrinkable.

I still like it better than north New Jersey though.

Fista-Phobia: Ah the it was just a joke fall-back position.

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It's not a fallback position if it's the truth, and you'd have to be pretty dense - or dishonest I suppose - to not recognize it as a lame joke/quip.

But hey, welcome to Fark, Senator Schumer.

Pffft this is nothing, you should have hard the outrage when Schumer unwrapped his PB&J and found out the crusts were still on the bread.

pxsteel: coeyagi: pxsteel: coeyagi: sprawl15: Diogenes: This definitely wasn't funny, but I agree that Schumer was being overly sensitive and dramatic.

Especially since Schumer said "if @SenJohnMcCain wants to mock parts of America, stick to Arizona," repeating the same 'joke' that he's throwing a shiat fit over.

Except, Arizona has a higher per capita lot of retards. It's somewhat more true.


Arizona does not breed guidos or pay $20 and hour for parking. Do you really want to talk about who is more retarded?

It breeds hicks. It breeds white trash. It breeds illegal immigrant crime. It breeds anti-illegal immigrant crime legislation that penalizes legal immigrants. It breeds absolute gubernatorial corruption. It breeds dipshiats like Joe Arpaio. I could go all day with this...

Section 8 Shiatholes, the Mob (Russian, Ukranian, Asian, Italian...), gangs galore, you honestly didn't bring up government corruption, We tried to fix our illegal problems and Obama killed it.

That prickly Obama, always to blame for everything! Seriously, you almost had me until you pulled the O card.

And that was the start of the second American civil war. Arizona vs. Long Island.

Ackbarican_Idol: That joke was so bad, it only gathered laughs from paid staffers and blood relatives.

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LOL'd.

/Would LOL again.

For a party that loves to broad brush its oponents as toothless, obese, illiterate, fundamentalist, racist victims of incest, the Dems sure get butthurt at the slightest insult.