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cgraves67

2011-12-01 10:07:51 AM

"And he said that it was a serious offence to carry a sharp instrument in a public place."

Scissors, mind you. Nanny state much?

LordOfThePings

2011-12-01 10:08:33 AM

Dethpicable.

Minimally Hairy Beer-Powered Simian

2011-12-01 10:09:07 AM

Inflatable duck is best served deflated, so diners will not get gassy after eating.

32oz High Life

2011-12-01 10:09:48 AM

Whatever country this happened in seems pretty lame.

UncaSid

2011-12-01 10:11:04 AM

Prison? Really? Nothing ducktape can't fix....

Arkanaut

2011-12-01 10:14:33 AM

God Shammgod frowns on your shenanigans, subby.

Rowena

2011-12-01 10:15:48 AM

Sink me!

domo_kun_sai

2011-12-01 10:18:32 AM

There is quite a lot of bad grammar in that article.

cgraves67

2011-12-01 10:19:26 AM

32oz High Life: Whatever country this happened in seems pretty lame.

I'm trying to figure that out too.

For UK:
city of Birmingham
nanny-state-esque condemnation of sharp instruments
pounds as a monetary unit
the defendant's home town
weather in Celsius and wind in kph

against UK:
not a .uk url
the establishment was described as a bar

For Australia:
Walkabout Bar
Mukky Duck (drink?) it sounds like something an Australian would drink

swahnhennessy

2011-12-01 10:20:22 AM

Beware of those nail clippers, that man is a menace!

Gordinho

2011-12-01 10:28:16 AM

Ashley Cole is a naughty bastard

Fabric_Man

2011-12-01 10:30:38 AM

cgraves67: 32oz High Life: Whatever country this happened in seems pretty lame.

I'm trying to figure that out too.

For UK:
city of Birmingham
nanny-state-esque condemnation of sharp instruments
pounds as a monetary unit
the defendant's home town
weather in Celsius and wind in kph

against UK:
not a .uk url
the establishment was described as a bar

For Australia:
Walkabout Bar
Mukky Duck (drink?) it sounds like something an Australian would drink

It's UK. You can usually find sufficient clues at the bottom of the page:

West Midlands
Birmingham City FC
Contacts addresses are co.uk.
"Hundreds of NHS operations, appointments and services in Midlands cancelled due to Britain's largest strike in decades"

RobSeace

2011-12-01 10:30:52 AM

And he said that it was a serious offence to carry a sharp instrument in a public place.

WTF?? Did this occur on an airplane or something? Or is there some other place where nail clippers are considered dangerous instruments of terror?

District Judge Sham Quereshi

Sham? Was Judge Mockery KangerooCourt busy?

elkraf

2011-12-01 10:50:22 AM

causing criminaling damaging to an inflatableing ducking?

OscarTamerz

2011-12-01 11:02:06 AM

What's your name?

Cockitt

OK, sure, don't mind if I do but at least tell me your name.

Eudeyrn

2011-12-01 11:05:47 AM

... club promoter Lee Price, the person wearing the costume ...

At around 9.30pm he became aware of someone behind him, turned around and saw the defendant with another man.

"One of them said 'I am going to pop you.' He then heard a bang and looked down and noticed that the defendant had a knife in his right hand and the blade was partially in the costume.

This isn't some drunk bozo stabbing a balloon, there was a person wearing an inflatable costume. Drunkenly thrusting scissors towards another person isn't a harmless bit of revelry, it's assault. But sure, it was a duck costume, so lololololol.

polerix

2011-12-01 11:46:19 AM

read Brittany.

bad duck costume.

X-Geek

2011-12-01 11:50:14 AM

I'd damage it

Hollie Maea

2011-12-01 12:09:10 PM

Sink me, I can hardly bring myself to look upon it.

RoyFokker'sGhost

2011-12-01 12:29:02 PM

A poem, in honor of the defendant.

They seek him here
The seek him there,
Those Bobbies seek him
Everywhere.

Is he in Heaven?
Or is he in Hell?
That Damned,
Elusive,
Pimpernel.

/thankyouverymuch

Hollie Maea

2011-12-01 12:31:17 PM

RoyFokker'sGhost: Or is he in Hell?

Gasp!

hillary

2011-12-01 12:36:34 PM

cgraves67: 32oz High Life: Whatever country this happened in seems pretty lame.

I'm trying to figure that out too.

Fear no more: http://www.walkabout.eu.com/venues/walkabout-birmingham/events/ (pops)

Apparently Mukky Duck is an event with a request friendly DJ, costume party-ish based on a theme for the evening called by whoever is in the Duck costume, with messy audience participation contests with prizes, all MC'd by a guy in a duck costume calling himself Mukky. Looks like they have these all over the UK, they are quite the rage.

Sounds like it'd be hella fun to watch, but I'm getting too old for the messy contests bit.

Mazzic518

2011-12-01 01:03:00 PM

Fabric_Man: cgraves67: 32oz High Life: Whatever country this happened in seems pretty lame.

I'm trying to figure that out too.

For UK:
city of Birmingham
nanny-state-esque condemnation of sharp instruments
pounds as a monetary unit
the defendant's home town
weather in Celsius and wind in kph

against UK:
not a .uk url
the establishment was described as a bar

For Australia:
Walkabout Bar
Mukky Duck (drink?) it sounds like something an Australian would drink

It's UK. You can usually find sufficient clues at the bottom of the page:

West Midlands
Birmingham City FC
Contacts addresses are co.uk.
"Hundreds of NHS operations, appointments and services in Midlands cancelled due to Britain's largest strike in decades"

or just click this

Link (new window)

earthworm2.0

2011-12-01 01:04:54 PM

What can is say, sum people just don't like seeing a cock that big on the street....

poot_rootbeer

2011-12-01 01:49:57 PM

I'm sorry, we were talking about The Land Of Chocolate?

dantanner

2011-12-01 04:02:34 PM

Why a duck?

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