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(Ohio.com) PSA The doctor calling you asking about your genitals might not be a real doctor   (ohio.com) divider line 63
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2011-12-01 12:49:35 AM
Joke's on them. I always answer my phone by telling callers how my penis is doing at that particular time.
 
2011-12-01 01:16:04 AM
i39.tinypic.com
 
2011-12-01 01:21:04 AM
If your proctologist keeps both hands on your shoulders when giving you a prostate exam, he may not be legit.
 
2011-12-01 01:39:09 AM
noonanjohnc.files.wordpress.com
 
2011-12-01 02:05:36 AM
Maybe he was trying to get in touch with the bowling alley and just dialed the wrong number.
 
2011-12-01 02:14:47 AM
Okay, just one question...

Doctor...who???
 
2011-12-01 02:22:08 AM
When a doctor calls me asking about my genitals, I first have to find my wifes purse. That's where she keeps them.
 
2011-12-01 02:23:36 AM
Is it Dr Mario?

/he touched me on the package
 
2011-12-01 02:27:57 AM
Hi, maam. My name is Dr. Jones from Temple Hospital, Indiana.

I'm following up from your recent medical examination.
The diagnosis is that...

Your vagina belongs in a museum.
 
2011-12-01 02:30:10 AM
My doctor never asks me about my genitals anymore. I think the magic has gone out of our doctoring.
 
2011-12-01 02:30:22 AM
People complaining about free phone sex . . .

And I thought I had heard everything.
 
2011-12-01 02:31:56 AM
GungFu: Hi, maam. My name is Dr. Jones from Temple Hospital, Indiana.

I'm following up from your recent medical examination.
The diagnosis is that...

Your vagina belongs in a museum.



Hello, my name is Dr. Schwartzburger, from Boston General Hospital. I'm calling to see if you got that home massager I sent. Yes, I know you were never in the hospital. I have very detailed instructions for how you should use the massager.

/ You can tell me, I'm a doctor.
 
2011-12-01 02:36:01 AM
Is your refrigerator running? Will you put your genitals inside of it?
 
2011-12-01 02:38:26 AM
Hector Remarkable: Is your refrigerator running? Will you put your genitals inside of it?

Who said I hadn't?
 
2011-12-01 02:39:49 AM
doglover: Hector Remarkable: Is your refrigerator running? Will you put your genitals inside of it?

Who said I hadn't?


That's why they call it an "ice box"
 
2011-12-01 02:40:08 AM
AverageAmericanGuy: Maybe he was trying to get in touch with the bowling alley and just dialed the wrong number.

"Hello, bowling alley. Can I help you?"

"Do you have two eight pound balls?"

"Yes, we do."

"How do you walk?"

*click*

Good times! Thanks for bringing back the memories.
 
2011-12-01 02:41:24 AM
They're real, and they're spectacular!
 
2011-12-01 02:44:58 AM
Ghastly: They're real, and they're spectacular!

Heh ; )
 
2011-12-01 02:45:31 AM
Trust me. I'm the doctor.

/probably NSFW Link (new window)
 
2011-12-01 02:49:40 AM
GungFu: Hi, maam. My name is Dr. Jones from Temple Hospital, Indiana.

I'm following up from your recent medical examination.
The diagnosis is that...

Your vagina belongs in a museum.


It's been buried in the sand for centuries?
 
2011-12-01 02:52:44 AM
FirstNationalBastard: Joke's on them. I always answer my phone by telling callers how my penis is doing at that particular time.

I wish I could do that with unknown callers, but unfortunately the people who call me are either Hispanic people dialing thew wrong number, who quickly apologize and hang up, or robotic telemarketers. As in the kind that are just pre-recorded messages that change according to what a person says. No humans involved.
 
2011-12-01 02:53:22 AM
Gyrfalcon: GungFu: Hi, maam. My name is Dr. Jones from Temple Hospital, Indiana.

I'm following up from your recent medical examination.
The diagnosis is that...

Your vagina belongs in a museum.

It's been buried in the sand for centuries?


That was so good I'm still laughing ; )
 
2011-12-01 02:59:47 AM
Whenever I get a call asking about pussies and dicks, I just assume it's a Rasmussen poll and shout RON PAUL and hang up.
 
2011-12-01 03:02:07 AM
Hi, do you have Prince Edward in a can? Will you fondle his genitals?
 
2011-12-01 03:06:39 AM
I got a call like this once
Caller: What does your penis look like?
Me: What?
C: What does your penis look like?
M: I...It's big, it's black!
C: Does it look like a biatch?!
 
2011-12-01 03:14:16 AM
Ghastly: They're real, and they're spectacular!

I'd think yours would be "fabulous." ;)
 
2011-12-01 03:28:33 AM
But I play one on TV!!
 
2011-12-01 03:35:29 AM
GungFu: Hi, maam. My name is Dr. Jones from Temple Hospital, Indiana.

I'm following up from your recent medical examination.
The diagnosis is that...

Your vagina belongs in a museum.


Because men line up around the block waiting to pay to get in?
 
2011-12-01 03:38:23 AM
I'm awake here.

/now, let's see if you go on my Wall of Fame, or my blooper reel
 
2011-12-01 03:42:10 AM
GungFu: Hi, maam. My name is Dr. Jones from Temple Hospital, Indiana.

I'm following up from your recent medical examination.
The diagnosis is that...

Your vagina belongs in a museum.


Elementary school children are forced once a year to view it?
 
2011-12-01 03:49:43 AM
tinfoil-hat maggie: Gyrfalcon: GungFu: Hi, maam. My name is Dr. Jones from Temple Hospital, Indiana.

I'm following up from your recent medical examination.
The diagnosis is that...

Your vagina belongs in a museum.

It's been buried in the sand for centuries?

That was so good I'm still laughing ; )


I assure you, it's being examined by TOP MEN.
 
2011-12-01 04:05:12 AM
this thread made me lol...
 
2011-12-01 04:45:18 AM
wow - sounds like somebodys sense of humor has hypopiesis of the blow-hole.
 
2011-12-01 05:09:15 AM
Oznog: tinfoil-hat maggie: Gyrfalcon: GungFu: Hi, maam. My name is Dr. Jones from Temple Hospital, Indiana.

I'm following up from your recent medical examination.
The diagnosis is that...

Your vagina belongs in a museum.

It's been buried in the sand for centuries?

That was so good I'm still laughing ; )

I assure you, it's being examined by TOP MEN.


Top men?
 
2011-12-01 05:21:52 AM
www.rockphiles.com

Talkin' 'bout my genitalia
 
2011-12-01 05:31:17 AM
That wasn't a doctor? Whoopsie.... well, SOMEONE's having nightmares for a while.

/Ie! Ie! Cthulhu vagina!
 
2011-12-01 06:23:35 AM
This thread makes me rue the day caller ID was invented!
 
2011-12-01 06:27:29 AM
newsimg.ngfiles.com

That was my brother Randy. Tomorrow, he's going to jail for the rest of his life.

Good one, Randy!
 
2011-12-01 06:39:43 AM
RancidSorbet: This thread makes me rue the day caller ID was invented!

That's why I registered my phone-number in the name of Biggus Dickus Drain-Cleaning Service.
 
2011-12-01 07:18:04 AM
...they're on to me...
 
2011-12-01 07:21:55 AM
Jingo Ate Your Baby: Trust me. I'm the doctor.

/probably NSFW Link (new window)


That is awesome.
 
2011-12-01 07:40:56 AM
"We would never ask for personal information over the phone," he said. "It's just not done that way."

We do it through pictures in email.

/EIP
 
2011-12-01 07:52:29 AM
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2011-12-01 07:53:48 AM
Here's the name and number of a doctor who will look at it for you. You will receive no bill. He's a good man, and thorough.

/Can't find a good picture of that scene.
 
2011-12-01 08:12:36 AM
swingerofbirches: People complaining about free phone sex . . .

And I thought I had heard everything.


You are the winner of one free internet today!!!

Hilarious
 
2011-12-01 09:14:34 AM
How's your hole...........................family doing?
 
2011-12-01 09:25:11 AM
Did they trace the caller ID back to Andrew Wiggin?
 
2011-12-01 09:25:37 AM
you mean he's a podiatrist?
 
2011-12-01 09:38:21 AM
Political calls are protected from the Do Not Call list.
 
2011-12-01 09:44:17 AM
Pablo? Pablo honey? You washing your ass?
 
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