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FirstNationalBastard

2011-12-01 12:49:35 AM

Joke's on them. I always answer my phone by telling callers how my penis is doing at that particular time.

SpinStopper

2011-12-01 01:16:04 AM

Mentat

2011-12-01 01:21:04 AM

If your proctologist keeps both hands on your shoulders when giving you a prostate exam, he may not be legit.

FirstNationalBastard

2011-12-01 01:39:09 AM

AverageAmericanGuy

2011-12-01 02:05:36 AM

Maybe he was trying to get in touch with the bowling alley and just dialed the wrong number.

Great Janitor

2011-12-01 02:14:47 AM

Okay, just one question...

Doctor...who???

pottie

2011-12-01 02:22:08 AM

When a doctor calls me asking about my genitals, I first have to find my wifes purse. That's where she keeps them.

JesusIsNowBlind

2011-12-01 02:23:36 AM

Is it Dr Mario?

/he touched me on the package

GungFu

2011-12-01 02:27:57 AM

Hi, maam. My name is Dr. Jones from Temple Hospital, Indiana.

I'm following up from your recent medical examination.
The diagnosis is that...

Your vagina belongs in a museum.

Make More Hinjews

2011-12-01 02:30:10 AM

My doctor never asks me about my genitals anymore. I think the magic has gone out of our doctoring.

swingerofbirches

2011-12-01 02:30:22 AM

People complaining about free phone sex . . .

And I thought I had heard everything.

Make More Hinjews

2011-12-01 02:31:56 AM

GungFu: Hi, maam. My name is Dr. Jones from Temple Hospital, Indiana.

I'm following up from your recent medical examination.
The diagnosis is that...

Your vagina belongs in a museum.

Hello, my name is Dr. Schwartzburger, from Boston General Hospital. I'm calling to see if you got that home massager I sent. Yes, I know you were never in the hospital. I have very detailed instructions for how you should use the massager.

/ You can tell me, I'm a doctor.

Hector Remarkable

2011-12-01 02:36:01 AM

Is your refrigerator running? Will you put your genitals inside of it?

doglover

2011-12-01 02:38:26 AM

Hector Remarkable: Is your refrigerator running? Will you put your genitals inside of it?

Who said I hadn't?

FirstNationalBastard

2011-12-01 02:39:49 AM

doglover: Hector Remarkable: Is your refrigerator running? Will you put your genitals inside of it?

Who said I hadn't?

That's why they call it an "ice box"

Atomic Spunk

2011-12-01 02:40:08 AM

AverageAmericanGuy: Maybe he was trying to get in touch with the bowling alley and just dialed the wrong number.

"Hello, bowling alley. Can I help you?"

"Do you have two eight pound balls?"

"Yes, we do."

"How do you walk?"

*click*

Good times! Thanks for bringing back the memories.

Ghastly

2011-12-01 02:41:24 AM

They're real, and they're spectacular!

tinfoil-hat maggie

2011-12-01 02:44:58 AM

Ghastly: They're real, and they're spectacular!

Heh ; )

Jingo Ate Your Baby

2011-12-01 02:45:31 AM

Trust me. I'm the doctor.

/probably NSFW Link (new window)

Gyrfalcon

2011-12-01 02:49:40 AM

rebelyell2006

2011-12-01 02:52:44 AM

FirstNationalBastard: Joke's on them. I always answer my phone by telling callers how my penis is doing at that particular time.

I wish I could do that with unknown callers, but unfortunately the people who call me are either Hispanic people dialing thew wrong number, who quickly apologize and hang up, or robotic telemarketers. As in the kind that are just pre-recorded messages that change according to what a person says. No humans involved.

tinfoil-hat maggie

2011-12-01 02:53:22 AM

Gyrfalcon: GungFu: Hi, maam. My name is Dr. Jones from Temple Hospital, Indiana.

I'm following up from your recent medical examination.
The diagnosis is that...

Your vagina belongs in a museum.

It's been buried in the sand for centuries?

That was so good I'm still laughing ; )

Loucifer

2011-12-01 02:59:47 AM

Whenever I get a call asking about pussies and dicks, I just assume it's a Rasmussen poll and shout RON PAUL and hang up.

Hector Remarkable

2011-12-01 03:02:07 AM

Hi, do you have Prince Edward in a can? Will you fondle his genitals?

MagSeven

2011-12-01 03:06:39 AM

I got a call like this once
Caller: What does your penis look like?
Me: What?
C: What does your penis look like?
M: I...It's big, it's black!
C: Does it look like a biatch?!

Gyrfalcon

2011-12-01 03:14:16 AM

Ghastly: They're real, and they're spectacular!

I'd think yours would be "fabulous." ;)

Oznog

2011-12-01 03:28:33 AM

But I play one on TV!!

Prof. Frink

2011-12-01 03:35:29 AM

Crackers Are a Family Food

2011-12-01 03:38:23 AM

I'm awake here.

/now, let's see if you go on my Wall of Fame, or my blooper reel

jingks

2011-12-01 03:42:10 AM

Oznog

2011-12-01 03:49:43 AM

tinfoil-hat maggie: Gyrfalcon: GungFu: Hi, maam. My name is Dr. Jones from Temple Hospital, Indiana.

I'm following up from your recent medical examination.
The diagnosis is that...

Your vagina belongs in a museum.

It's been buried in the sand for centuries?

That was so good I'm still laughing ; )

I assure you, it's being examined by TOP MEN.

Natsumi

2011-12-01 04:05:12 AM

this thread made me lol...

Marcintosh

2011-12-01 04:45:18 AM

wow - sounds like somebodys sense of humor has hypopiesis of the blow-hole.

tinfoil-hat maggie

2011-12-01 05:09:15 AM

Oznog: tinfoil-hat maggie: Gyrfalcon: GungFu: Hi, maam. My name is Dr. Jones from Temple Hospital, Indiana.

I'm following up from your recent medical examination.
The diagnosis is that...

Your vagina belongs in a museum.

It's been buried in the sand for centuries?

That was so good I'm still laughing ; )

I assure you, it's being examined by TOP MEN.

Top men?

Mr. Potatoass

2011-12-01 05:21:52 AM

Talkin' 'bout my genitalia

hobodojo

2011-12-01 05:31:17 AM

That wasn't a doctor? Whoopsie.... well, SOMEONE's having nightmares for a while.

/Ie! Ie! Cthulhu vagina!

RancidSorbet

2011-12-01 06:23:35 AM

This thread makes me rue the day caller ID was invented!

LordOfThePings

2011-12-01 06:27:29 AM

That was my brother Randy. Tomorrow, he's going to jail for the rest of his life.

Good one, Randy!

Prof. Frink

2011-12-01 06:39:43 AM

RancidSorbet: This thread makes me rue the day caller ID was invented!

That's why I registered my phone-number in the name of Biggus Dickus Drain-Cleaning Service.

xanadian

2011-12-01 07:18:04 AM

_{...they're on to me...}

xanadian

2011-12-01 07:21:55 AM

Jingo Ate Your Baby: Trust me. I'm the doctor.

/probably NSFW Link (new window)

That is awesome.

BurnShrike

2011-12-01 07:40:56 AM

"We would never ask for personal information over the phone," he said. "It's just not done that way."

We do it through pictures in email.

/EIP

The_Time_Master

2011-12-01 07:52:29 AM

andrewagill

2011-12-01 07:53:48 AM

Here's the name and number of a doctor who will look at it for you. You will receive no bill. He's a good man, and thorough.

/Can't find a good picture of that scene.

Awesome Username

2011-12-01 08:12:36 AM

swingerofbirches: People complaining about free phone sex . . .

And I thought I had heard everything.

You are the winner of one free internet today!!!

Hilarious

ankmcfly

2011-12-01 09:14:34 AM

How's your hole...........................family doing?

SearchN

2011-12-01 09:25:11 AM

Did they trace the caller ID back to Andrew Wiggin?

Pathman

2011-12-01 09:25:37 AM

you mean he's a podiatrist?

BitwiseShift

2011-12-01 09:38:21 AM

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