When will they make the all-we-can-smoke crack park?

The terracotta warriors were cool, but the rip-off LV bag and fake Bumblebee are kind of off pudding.

mmm chocolate, half off!

AverageAmericanGuy: The terracotta warriors were cool, but the rip-off LV bag and fake Bumblebee are kind of off pudding.

I'm not a flan either.

worlds first subby? Did someone forget about Hershey bloody park?

pollardy: worlds first subby? Did someone forget about Hershey bloody park?

No one wants to hear about your mom, pollardy.

World's first? I don't think so, (new window)

pollardy: worlds first subby? Did someone forget about Hershey bloody park?

Ha, damn you, beat me to it

Zat was ten minutes ago!

/oblig

Dire: World's first? I don't think so, (new window)

Do you take the Hershey highway to get there?

This porcelain must be from the Sui-Weet Dynasty.

Welp that just ruined the rest of the gallery for me.

Aren`t these theme parks in China always build with western tourism in mind? Makes sense they made one that caters to fat people.

"Wow chocolate half price."

Does it rain there? Earworm (new window) whether you click it or not.

Ugh, I suspect lots of white "chocolate" used in these sculptures.. which everyone knows is not real chocolate (rolls eyes), except those idiot peasants in America who buy Hershey bars - which taste like pure sugar coated vomit, but I digress.

And I also suspect they are using milk chocolate as well, which is also vile, as I only eat chocolate with cocoa content with 50% or more. Lastly these sculptures damn well better be made from chocolate companies who use fair trade sources.

i'll show the real chocolate highway. come back to my apartment with me, and ill let you explore the chocolate cave.

SirEattonHogg: Ugh, I suspect lots of white "chocolate" used in these sculptures.. which everyone knows is not real chocolate (rolls eyes), except those idiot peasants in America who buy Hershey bars - which taste like pure sugar coated vomit, but I digress.

And I also suspect they are using milk chocolate as well, which is also vile, as I only eat chocolate with cocoa content with 50% or more. Lastly these sculptures damn well better be made from chocolate companies who use fair trade sources.

If you're not making your own chocolate from beans grown on your fair trade co-op plot in South America you're basically wasting your time. It's probably better that you keep on eating that Hershey's crap. At least then you won't ever know what you're missing.

Lately, though, it's kids like you who are coming in and driving the prices of cocoa up on those of us who have been doing this since back before it was cool and trendy. It's nice to have extra attention paid to the plight of the co-op farmers, but the raised prices really take their toll on those of us who have been around for a while.

So you're saying it's basically a mobile Chocolate City, then.

Do they have all you can loot Heinekein, too?

The best part of the other aforementioned first chocolate themed park is the smell of the place. Incredible, and no evil-looking Oompa Loompas.

chocolate and a bottle of beer mmm

/fat

when will the cheese theme come into play? ready the emmanthaler, gouda, gruyere, manchego, chihuahua, fontina, meunster...

chocolate, sex, and beer mmm

George Clinton is unimpressed.

It's not really a theme park, is it? More of an art gallery exhibition. Maybe if it had a chocolate rollercoaster that you could ride. Everyone would have brown trousers from that one.

That said, nice sculpture work. I want to try the incredibly realistic looking chocolate sushi for its delicious cognitive dissonance.

"World's first chocolate theme park travels through China

Ex-Lax?"

Closer to home, there's always Chocolate City^TM.


It's time for us to rebuild a New Orleans, the one that should be a chocolate New Orleans. And I don't care what people are saying Uptown or wherever they are. This city will be chocolate at the end of the day.

SirEattonHogg: And I also suspect they are using milk chocolate as well, which is also vile

You shut your whore mouth, mister.

Cartel backing the park: Dammit, I said it shoud be based on coca, not cocoa!

Dire: World's first? I don't think so, (new window)

pollardy: worlds first subby? Did someone forget about Hershey bloody park?

They said "chocolate".

/You did kind of walk into that one.

Is it lead based chocolate?

groppet: Is it lead based chocolate?

Yes, but it comes with a free frogurt.

WorkingInParadise: Cartel backing the park: Dammit, I said it shoud be based on coca, not cocoa!

Been done: Parque Jaime Duque, Bogotá, Colombia.


Based on coca, in that it appears to have been designed by someone on coca.

pollardy: worlds first subby? Did someone forget about Hershey bloody park?

Yeah, my head exploded when I read the word "first".
I don't even know if Hershey was the first..but definitely not this place in China.

"Ve regret to announce that there vill be layoffs. Ve vill announce them in alphabetical order:

Simpson, Homer.

That is all."