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(Talking Points Memo) Fail Bachmann says she would close the non-existent U.S. embassy in Iran   (2012.talkingpointsmemo.com) divider line 174
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2011-11-30 06:07:19 PM
So, a gaffe it is, and one that's particularly ironic coming after Bachmann's recent media push in which she has tried to bill herself as a safe pair of hands, saying, "I haven't had a gaffe."

It's not a gaffe, I'm sure it was a joke.
 
2011-11-30 06:13:29 PM
St_Francis_P: So, a gaffe it is, and one that's particularly ironic coming after Bachmann's recent media push in which she has tried to bill herself as a safe pair of hands, saying, "I haven't had a gaffe."

It's not a gaffe, I'm sure it was a joke.


yep. if by "IT" you mean her campaign
 
2011-11-30 06:16:47 PM
Wait until she hears about the Chinese developing nuclear weapons!
 
2011-11-30 06:17:27 PM
Hobodeluxe: St_Francis_P: So, a gaffe it is, and one that's particularly ironic coming after Bachmann's recent media push in which she has tried to bill herself as a safe pair of hands, saying, "I haven't had a gaffe."

It's not a gaffe, I'm sure it was a joke.

yep. if by "IT" you mean her campaign


It's past even being a joke at this point. I have to wonder who is still funding her.
 
2011-11-30 06:20:27 PM
St_Francis_P: It's past even being a joke at this point. I have to wonder who is still funding her.

The DNC?
 
2011-11-30 06:22:40 PM
Obama just has to be laughing his ass off at this point, going "I get to run against these guys? Awesome!"
 
2011-11-30 06:25:21 PM
nekom: St_Francis_P: It's past even being a joke at this point. I have to wonder who is still funding her.

The DNC?


Yes, they should, but...I doubt it.
 
2011-11-30 06:28:09 PM
St_Francis_P: Hobodeluxe: St_Francis_P: So, a gaffe it is, and one that's particularly ironic coming after Bachmann's recent media push in which she has tried to bill herself as a safe pair of hands, saying, "I haven't had a gaffe."

It's not a gaffe, I'm sure it was a joke.

yep. if by "IT" you mean her campaign

It's past even being a joke at this point. I have to wonder who is still funding fondling her.
 
2011-11-30 06:28:12 PM
...and this is a woman on the House Permanent Select Committee on Intelligence.

Yeah.

Let that one sink in.
 
2011-11-30 06:29:55 PM
hubiestubert: ...and this is a woman on the House Permanent Select Committee on Intelligence.

And people complain about Syria being on the UN Human Rights Commission.
 
2011-11-30 06:30:43 PM
Clearly she would open an Embassy in Iran, then close it. Just to screw with them.
 
2011-11-30 06:40:51 PM
This sounds like she got another gotcha question from the sexist liberal gotcha media.

You know, the sexist liberal media that is afraid of a strong conservative woman.
 
2011-11-30 07:06:21 PM
WhoIsWillo: Clearly she would open an Embassy in Iran, then close it. Just to screw with them.

Good for you, Michele. Closing an embassy in Iran is one of the hardest things you'll ever have to do. Have a dollar.
 
2011-11-30 07:22:09 PM
I'm sure she'd meet with the President of Czechoslovakia about this.
 
2011-11-30 07:34:56 PM
A job so easy Obama could do it!

/just getting it out of the way
 
2011-11-30 08:00:04 PM
I hear Marcus cured Iran of all the gheys.
 
2011-11-30 08:01:58 PM
ultraholland: I hear Marcus cured Iran of all the gheys.

...and billed Medicare for it.
 
2011-11-30 08:25:11 PM
At least she knows there aren't 57 states!
 
2011-11-30 08:28:35 PM
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2011-11-30 08:55:47 PM
vernonFL: At least she knows there aren't 57 states!

You sure about that?
 
2011-11-30 09:19:13 PM
hubiestubert: ...and this is a woman on the House Permanent Select Committee on Intelligence.

Yeah.

Let that one sink in.

And
she worked on Carter's and then Reagan's campaign. You'd think she might have heard something about our embassy there back then.

I think it was on TV a couple of times.
 
2011-11-30 09:28:32 PM
Would that be before or after she closes the embassy in Ubekibekibekibekistanstan?
 
2011-11-30 09:49:51 PM
As they say in the South, "Bless her heart"...
 
2011-11-30 10:08:47 PM
The real gaffe is her open claim that she would pick (new window) Rick Santorum as her Attorney General or even Vice-President.
 
2011-11-30 10:27:04 PM
This will save literally tens of millions of imaginary dollars per year.
 
2011-11-30 10:28:30 PM
I haven't been able to find an actual transcript or video of the Waverly, IA speech. The Des Moines Register isn't talking about this yet. Hard to tell without more evidence if she was speaking hypothetically or not. But its a dumb question to make a hypothetical about in the first place.
 
2011-11-30 10:53:20 PM
Tell her Obama already closed the embassy there and watch her twist.
 
2011-11-30 10:53:43 PM
At least when Obama makes a gaffe, he corrects himself in the same sentence.
 
2011-11-30 10:54:50 PM
shivashakti: As they say in the South, "Bless her heart"...

This...and for poor Rick Perry too...mama dropped him on his head when he was just a babe.
 
2011-11-30 10:54:53 PM
Getting popcorn for when the trolls run with "But but but... Obama said English Embassy".
 
2011-11-30 10:55:34 PM
Nina_Hartley's_Ass: And she worked on Carter's and then Reagan's campaign. You'd think she might have heard something about our embassy there back then.

And she turned into a Republican by reading a book by Gore Vidal.

/seriously
 
2011-11-30 10:56:18 PM
vernonFL: At least she knows there aren't 57 states!

What's funny is that Obama never actually thought there are 57 states, but Bachmann truly believed the US has an embassy in Iran.
 
2011-11-30 10:58:26 PM
Somacandra: The real gaffe is her open claim that she would pick (new window) Rick Santorum as her Attorney General or even Vice-President.

She gets all frothy around him.
 
2011-11-30 10:59:23 PM
What an unbelievable f*cking retard.

Yet... tomorrow, the White House will be swamped with emails requesting the closure of the embassy in Iran.
 
2011-11-30 11:03:44 PM
"Wait a minute, the Shah was overthrown?"
-Michele Bachmann
 
2011-11-30 11:07:53 PM
Tripp Johnston Private Eye: "Wait a minute, the Shah was overthrown?"
-Michele Bachmann


Mr. Burns: So you say Batista's gone! [to Homer] Did you know that?
Homer: I had no idea!
 
2011-11-30 11:10:08 PM
She probably got it mixed up with the Persian embassy.
Now, that one really should be closed and she's just the person to do it!
 
2011-11-30 11:10:24 PM
she has all the brains of sarah palin with none of the warmth and folksy charm.
 
2011-11-30 11:13:21 PM
So she is saying that she would cut and run from Iran out of fear?
 
2011-11-30 11:14:26 PM
ultraholland: I hear Marcus cured Iran of all the gheys.

They don't have that there. Who told you they had it?
 
2011-11-30 11:16:12 PM
"Just hold on now, we landed a man on the moon?" -Michele Bachmann
 
2011-11-30 11:20:01 PM
Are there any republicans out there who can drop their partisan bullshiat and just admit that the republican candidates are morons and/or batshiat crazy? I did it when it became clear Bush was a psychotic retard.
 
2011-11-30 11:20:35 PM
It's just a
www.adweek.com

little giraffe.
 
2011-11-30 11:21:02 PM
DarthBrooks: I'm sure she'd meet with the President of Czechoslovakia about this.

One of the forums I frequent had an issue with spam two or three weeks ago. The location of one poster was listed as Czechoslovakia.
 
2011-11-30 11:22:17 PM
vernonFL: At least she knows there aren't 57 states!

I know (hope) that you're kidding, but for the ones out there who think this is somehow just a gaffe or as meaningless as Obama's "57 states" thing:

Do you really think Obama thinks there are greater than 50 states? Really? Or could he have simply been tired? Or do you really think he made it through Harvard Law and the Senate not knowing how many states are in the Union?

Contrast that with Bachmann. She didn't say the wrong thing because she was tired. She honestly believed that the US has an Iranian embassy. Yes, the extent of our diplomatic relationship with Iran isn't as common knowledge as the number of states but, for example, I knew it and I'm not a sitting member of the House Intelligence Committee whose job it is to know that sort of thing.
 
2011-11-30 11:23:48 PM
Mugato: Are there any republicans out there who can drop their partisan bullshiat and just admit that the republican candidates are morons and/or batshiat crazy? I did it when it became clear Bush was a psychotic retard.

Proof that Republicans are out of control: they push away from Cain due to the many allegations of affairs and sexual harassment, then turn to NEWT F***ING GINGRICH as the new pillar of social values.

W.
T.
....F.
 
2011-11-30 11:27:19 PM
"Congresswoman Bachmann is a member of the House Select Committee on Intelligence and is fully aware that we do not have an embassy in Iran..."

No she isn't. You f*cktards need to get the idiot who tweets for Bachmann and the idiot who sweeps up after her wired together if you want to keep your pathetic little gravy train on track past next summer.

/Michele Bachmann will be pitching cookbooks of stolen recipes by 2013, mark my words.
 
2011-11-30 11:29:16 PM
slc11082: My guess is The magical Mormon will finally win it in the end. Process of elimination after all.

So, it's to be Huntsman after all!
 
2011-11-30 11:31:58 PM
Lord Dimwit: vernonFL: At least she knows there aren't 57 states!

I know (hope) that you're kidding, but for the ones out there who think this is somehow just a gaffe or as meaningless as Obama's "57 states" thing:

Do you really think Obama thinks there are greater than 50 states? Really? Or could he have simply been tired? Or do you really think he made it through Harvard Law and the Senate not knowing how many states are in the Union?

Contrast that with Bachmann. She didn't say the wrong thing because she was tired. She honestly believed that the US has an Iranian embassy. Yes, the extent of our diplomatic relationship with Iran isn't as common knowledge as the number of states but, for example, I knew it and I'm not a sitting member of the House Intelligence Committee whose job it is to know that sort of thing.


I like the cut of your jib, sailor. Well done.

(I don't have anything to add, I just think every now and again it's nice to get a little positive reinforcement from your fellow farkers.)
 
2011-11-30 11:33:12 PM
Someone should ask her about our embassy in Freedonia!
 
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