The_Sponge: Actually, all you need is Roddy Piper and Keith David.

Tim Roth and Liam Neeson will do in a pinch.

I'm not sure its worse because of the white shoes, or the white guy with no shirt who is now Bruce Lee.

/dat blocking
//stunt guys were pretty good

Get out my dreams, subby.


/and into my car
//you're welcome

Please tell me that movie sucks. I enjoy a really bad movie

Where's Peter Griffin?

Since when does dressing up in any kind of suit make you a furry? Are all of the college football mascot people now 'furries'?

zippolight2002: Since when does dressing up in any kind of suit make you a furry? Are all of the college football mascot people now 'furries'?

Yes.

It's still no Undefeatable (new window).

Or Deadly Prey (new window).

Or Gymkata (new window).

Wouldn't a person in a chicken suit be a "feathery" instead of a furry?

Jackie Chan
Wearing a tux
Carrying a baby
In a Ladder factory
Not wanting any trouble

zulius: Where's Peter Griffin?

Sexdoll-fu? That's a first. And was that The Chair Leg of Truth they were trying to beat on him with?

Is that a "See Ya!" guy?

Arxane: It's still no Undefeatable (new window).

Or Deadly Prey (new window).

Or Gymkata (new window).

Who's the Master? (new window)

/Sho'nuff

peewinkle: zulius: Where's Peter Griffin?

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first thing I thought of

LewDux: Is that a "See Ya!" guy?

Stingray? Nah, different guy.

MooseUpNorth: LewDux: Is that a "See Ya!" guy?

Stingray? Nah, different guy.

Well, I'll keep my eye on him anyway

peewinkle: zulius: Where's Peter Griffin?

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i love the chicken fights. i also love how long they go on for

RatMaster999: Arxane: It's still no Undefeatable (new window).

Or Deadly Prey (new window).

Or Gymkata (new window).

Who's the Master? (new window)

/Sho'nuff

I loved that movie...

/ain't no woman gonna sit still while you figure it out...
//it can really hurt if you don't know what you are doing...
///sho'nuff!

Just a general question for all the red shirts in any movie scene fighting the protagonist: In the .0076% of the time that you actually connect with one of those wind-mill haymakers on the hero, either to falsely demonstrate the fight is fairer than it actually is or to push him back into an inevitably more advantageous position, what part of your hand are you actually hitting him with?

That sounds like a pretty good time in Vegas subby.

RatMaster999: Arxane: It's still no Undefeatable (new window).

Or Deadly Prey (new window).

Or Gymkata (new window).

Who's the Master? (new window)

/Sho'nuff

I think I found Sho'nuff's ancestor:

Maybe it's because I'm a cynical bastard.

But once, just once I'd like to see a guy go martial arts whoop ass on a bunch of bad guys then turn around to find some fat bastard at a little range with a 12-gauge pump who promptly spreads karate man's guts all over the floor in front of the damsel in distress.

And who could forget this (new window) gem?