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(Some Skinny Guy) Interesting Remember back in the day when there were all those ads to help women GAIN weight? Me neither, but here is what they looked like. (Bonus: Not a slide show)   (retronaut.co) divider line 187
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2011-11-30 09:25:57 PM
pretty sure those were primitive attempts to satisfy the market that silicon implant providers are currently getting.
 
2011-11-30 09:36:35 PM
thomps: pretty sure those were primitive attempts to satisfy the market that silicon implant providers are currently getting.

Exactly what I was also noticing. Plus a little bit of help for Dat Ass.
 
2011-11-30 09:45:21 PM
itazurakko: thomps: pretty sure those were primitive attempts to satisfy the market that silicon implant providers are currently getting.

Exactly what I was also noticing. Plus a little bit of help for Dat Ass.


i don't know what you mean by "Dat Ass," i think you're probably going to have to show an example.
 
2011-11-30 09:46:32 PM
itazurakko: thomps: pretty sure those were primitive attempts to satisfy the market that silicon implant providers are currently getting.

Exactly what I was also noticing. Plus a little bit of help for Dat Ass.


Ditto. A little bit of weight in the right way goes straight to the delicious bits.
 
2011-11-30 09:50:09 PM
Of course, if you overdid it on the weight gain, there were always remedies:

i.imgur.com
 
2011-11-30 09:56:08 PM
thomps: itazurakko: thomps: pretty sure those were primitive attempts to satisfy the market that silicon implant providers are currently getting.

Exactly what I was also noticing. Plus a little bit of help for Dat Ass.

i don't know what you mean by "Dat Ass," i think you're probably going to have to show an example.


I'm going to get thrown to the wolves here, but I really don't give a damn for Dat Ass, or any ass. It doesn't get me anywhere.
 
2011-11-30 09:58:02 PM
...And all they needed were Big Macs and reality television.
 
2011-11-30 10:00:13 PM
GAT_00: thomps: itazurakko: thomps: pretty sure those were primitive attempts to satisfy the market that silicon implant providers are currently getting.

Exactly what I was also noticing. Plus a little bit of help for Dat Ass.

i don't know what you mean by "Dat Ass," i think you're probably going to have to show an example.

I'm going to get thrown to the wolves here, but I really don't give a damn for Dat Ass, or any ass. It doesn't get me anywhere.


i wouldn't call myself a Dat Assman but there's something to be said for a well-built Dat Ass. i think for me it might just be a proportion thing - sick of the massive Dat Chests bolted on to tiny frames.

/Dat Slash
 
2011-11-30 10:14:16 PM
www.topofart.com
http://motorboat.wav/
 
2011-11-30 10:18:54 PM
Of course, all of the "after gaining 10 lbs" girls still have a BMI under 20. You have to go further back in history than a few decades for fatties to be attractive.
 
2011-11-30 10:20:47 PM
yogaFLAME: You have to go further back in history than a few decades for fatties to be perceived as attractive.

ftfm. fatties are, of course, scientifically proven to be not attractive.
 
2011-11-30 10:35:27 PM
ecx.images-amazon.com

Yes, yes I do
 
Skr
2011-11-30 10:35:58 PM
"A skinny man hasn't a chance, I wish I could gain flesh."
And how!
 
2011-11-30 10:36:14 PM
Clearly, it's all Twiggy's fault.
 
2011-11-30 10:41:33 PM
UberDave: ...And all they needed were Big Macs and reality television.

Amen! It worked wonders for my wife.
 
2011-11-30 10:43:32 PM
In before this thread goes to hell.

/not a bookmark
 
2011-11-30 10:43:45 PM
I find the lack of Quagmire quotes in this thread...disturbing.
 
2011-11-30 10:44:00 PM
Men have always been attractive to T&A?
ASTOUNDING!
 
2011-11-30 10:44:38 PM
The_Original_Roxtar: Men have always been attracted to T&A?
ASTOUNDING!


damned fingers on autopilot
 
2011-11-30 10:44:52 PM
Historically, "skinny" meant "ittie bittie tittie committee". These products are the old timey equivalent of Extenze or Enzyte in that they were meant to add size to just the right places. Anybody today who hears "Natural Male Enhancement" knows that the commercial is saying "donkey penis". I would venture a guess that people understood what the product was offering back then, too.

The Sears catalog used to have vibrators for "medical" purposes.
26.media.tumblr.com

I find stuff like this absolutely fascinating.
 
2011-11-30 10:45:21 PM
Wate-On tasted like ass.
 
2011-11-30 10:48:58 PM
rlv.zcache.com
 
2011-11-30 10:49:32 PM
www.diet-blog.com
 
2011-11-30 10:49:55 PM
Wow! They had pics of Kwames dad in there

2-www-accel-pss.googleusercontent.com

1-www-accel-pss.googleusercontent.com
 
2011-11-30 10:51:39 PM
mikaloyd: Wow! They had pics of Kwames dad in there

[2-www-accel-pss.googleusercontent.com image 520x702]

[1-www-accel-pss.googleusercontent.com image 520x374]


Don't let RJ see that 2nd picture.
 
2011-11-30 10:52:19 PM
That was before we evolved.

What? Being fat is all genetics.
 
2011-11-30 10:53:37 PM
This thread needs more curvy ladies.

i374.photobucket.com
 
2011-11-30 10:55:14 PM
There were people back then doing enough work to actually burn more calories that they were eating. And I'm sure there were a lot of skinny folk in Europe after the war, what with the rationing and shortages and Germans eating all the cake.
 
2011-11-30 10:56:33 PM
Evil-Imposter: This thread needs more curvy ladies.

[i374.photobucket.com image 330x442]


MOAR!!!!
 
2011-11-30 10:57:44 PM
And for good measure(ments)

cdn-w.fapdu.com

images.nymag.com
 
2011-11-30 10:57:54 PM
Brought to you by the Sammich Council
 
2011-11-30 10:57:54 PM
thomps: itazurakko: thomps: pretty sure those were primitive attempts to satisfy the market that silicon implant providers are currently getting.

Exactly what I was also noticing. Plus a little bit of help for Dat Ass.

i don't know what you mean by "Dat Ass," i think you're probably going to have to show an example.


Dat ass!?
www.mcitrus.com
 
2011-11-30 10:59:27 PM
sobernutz: Evil-Imposter: This thread needs more curvy ladies.

[i374.photobucket.com image 330x442]

MOAR!!!!


Ask and ye shall...

24.media.tumblr.com
 
2011-11-30 10:59:35 PM
Of course, in the nature of all diet supplements I presume these didn't do a damned thing. Hell, these might be ready to repackage as the weight loss supplements of tommorow.

Lets look at Raquel Welch. (new window) promoting the Wate-On product.

Born 1940. Had her first child in 1959. Had her second in 1961.

Those curves aren't a matter of a good girlish figure, she's a full on woman. No supplements needed to produce one of the hottest bods of the 60's, just two pregnancies.
 
2011-11-30 11:00:08 PM
secretsocietynyc.files.wordpress.com
 
2011-11-30 11:01:07 PM
www.global-air.com

Users must eat low-fat meals, or unsavory side effects such as urgently needing to go to the bathroom could result. Users should wear dark pants or bring a change of clothes to work until they adjust to the drug. (new window)
 
2011-11-30 11:02:40 PM
Just doing my bit ...
i2.listal.com
 
2011-11-30 11:03:37 PM
Real Women Have Curves

sflchronicle.com
 
2011-11-30 11:04:35 PM
Hopefully this isn't considered NSFW - if so, my apologies mods and please delete. Either way, I will be in my bunk.


4.bp.blogspot.com
 
2011-11-30 11:04:36 PM
Evil-Imposter: This thread needs more curvy ladies.

[i374.photobucket.com image 330x442]


I would marry that chick in a heartbeat.

I don't care if she tortures African orphans to death and uses their blood in an attempt to resurrect Hitler while chugging Zima and listening to Nickelback.

//hitler, hot chick, remscheld threesome
 
2011-11-30 11:05:37 PM
beelzebubba76: Just doing my bit ...
[i2.listal.com image 465x1077]


I love the way you think.

belhade: Real Women Have Curves

[sflchronicle.com image 480x542]


DIAF.
 
2011-11-30 11:07:27 PM
wildcardjack: Lets look at Raquel Welch. (new window) promoting the Wate-On product.

Born 1940. Had her first child in 1959. Had her second in 1961.


Wow, Raquel Welch was an honest-to-god MILF. Learn something new every day.
 
2011-11-30 11:07:32 PM
tetsoushima: Historically, "skinny" meant "ittie bittie tittie committee". These products are the old timey equivalent of Extenze or Enzyte in that they were meant to add size to just the right places. Anybody today who hears "Natural Male Enhancement" knows that the commercial is saying "donkey penis". I would venture a guess that people understood what the product was offering back then, too.

The Sears catalog used to have vibrators for "medical" purposes.
[26.media.tumblr.com image 400x502]

I find stuff like this absolutely fascinating.


It is amazing to see the forms that "invigorating neck and shoulder massagers" took, isn't it?
 
2011-11-30 11:08:40 PM
Evil-Imposter: sobernutz: Evil-Imposter: This thread needs more curvy ladies.

[i374.photobucket.com image 330x442]

MOAR!!!!

Ask and ye shall...

[24.media.tumblr.com image 330x442]


What's her name?
 
2011-11-30 11:10:17 PM
belhade: Real Women Have Curves

[sflchronicle.com image 480x542]


But they don'y have treacherous breakneck hairpin labyrinth turns that lead you into dead-end walls and off cliff edges.
 
2011-11-30 11:10:53 PM
"don't", of course...stupid preview.
 
2011-11-30 11:11:02 PM
One more - 'cause if lovin' this is wrong, I sho' don't wanna be right.

i3.squidoocdn.com
 
2011-11-30 11:11:48 PM
I fully expect to see at least one of these ads go viral among fat chicks on Facebook.
 
2011-11-30 11:12:36 PM
farm3.static.flickr.com
 
2011-11-30 11:12:40 PM
buckler: belhade: Real Women Have Curves

[sflchronicle.com image 480x542]

But they don'y have treacherous breakneck hairpin labyrinth turns that lead you into dead-end walls and off cliff edges.


I LOL'd.
 
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