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(Topless Robot)   William Shatner fires a photon torpedo at Carrie Fisher   (toplessrobot.com) divider line 358
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2011-11-30 04:35:51 PM
What a cock.
 
2011-11-30 04:40:24 PM
LOL

"Uplift"

Can't wait for Fisher's response.
 
2011-11-30 04:50:22 PM
Both of them have books coming out soon, don't they?
 
2011-11-30 04:53:00 PM

2wolves: Both of them have books coming out soon, don't they?


Have books already out, should say. Shatner Rules and Shockaholic. I'm eager to read Fisher's (as it looks like a follow-up to Wishful Drinking). Shatner's--not so much.
 
2011-11-30 05:12:13 PM
Is that a euphemism for ejaculate?
 
2011-11-30 05:18:40 PM
He speaks the truth. Her little rant was LAME.
 
2011-11-30 05:31:46 PM
Wouldn't have minded photon torpedoing her circa 1979.
 
2011-11-30 05:58:04 PM

mikemoto: Wouldn't have minded photon torpedoing her circa 1979.


Nah, she was already beginning to bloat a little from whatever drugs she was taking (see the 1978 Holiday Special). 1977 for me, thanks.
 
2011-11-30 06:22:33 PM
Where's Tom Baker when we need him?
 
2011-11-30 06:22:39 PM
Bill Shatner is a jackass.

A giant, inflated, pompous ego.

He's frequently a visitor to Lexington, KY because he owns some horses on farms around here. A couple of years ago there was a shooting in the parking lot of a pretty upscale shopping center. The Lexington PD had the place cordoned off with police tape.

Shatner's car was in the taped off area since it was too close to the crime scene. He tried to pull the "Do you know who I am?" card with the police demanding to cross the police tape and get in his car and drive it out of the crime scene, apparently thinking he had enough star power to sidestep police procedure and criminal investigations.

The police told him, politely but firmly, to stand by and made no exceptions for him.

Not the only "Shatner is an asshole" story I've got either, he makes a total bombastic fool of himself with his inflated ego walking around this city.
 
2011-11-30 06:24:00 PM
Meh, I think they are both smart, witty, and likeable. Their little feud smacks of opportunism and no real malice. Also, Firefly was better than either Star Trek or Star Wars.
 
2011-11-30 06:24:03 PM
i291.photobucket.com
 
2011-11-30 06:24:20 PM

James!: Is that a euphemism for ejaculate?


I was going to ask if TFH meant a 'money shot', but I see you have it covered. Carry on!
 
2011-11-30 06:24:34 PM
Broken down has-been fight!!
 
2011-11-30 06:25:00 PM
I'm am shocked SHOCKED I SAY to discover that some people on the internet are taking this "fight" seriously.
 
2011-11-30 06:26:29 PM
I was hoping he would call her a KHUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUNT!
 
2011-11-30 06:26:42 PM
well, I liked him in Twilight Zone...
 
2011-11-30 06:27:30 PM

Silverstaff: Bill Shatner is a jackass....


You called him Bill. Burn.
 
2011-11-30 06:29:17 PM
"I asked you to walk into the sun rise. There's hope there. You don't have any hope, sunset, because you were on Star Wars."

Ummm Billy, the very first movie was called "A New HOPE"
 
2011-11-30 06:29:50 PM

Thanks for the Meme-ries: [i291.photobucket.com image 398x505]


*grins* Came for this.
 
2011-11-30 06:30:30 PM
Up until then, I was completely unaware of this.

I wish I could go back in time.

dtdstudios.com
 
2011-11-30 06:31:15 PM
Imperial Star Destroyer > Battlestar Galactica > Enterprise
 
2011-11-30 06:32:43 PM

Surool: Broken down has-been fight!!


What you did there... I saw it.
 
2011-11-30 06:32:57 PM

Thanks for the Meme-ries: [i291.photobucket.com image 398x505]


1) Star Destroyers do have shields
2) They don't use actual lasers
3) Trek has never used the transporter as a weapon as they could have easily done, especially with those Borg ships that let them beam in and out at will

/end geek rant
 
2011-11-30 06:33:17 PM

BroVinny: mikemoto: Wouldn't have minded photon torpedoing her circa 1979.

Nah, she was already beginning to bloat a little from whatever drugs she was taking (see the 1978 Holiday Special). 1977 for me, thanks.


Because Leia in the bikini didn't happen till 83, I have NO idea what you people are talking about.
 
2011-11-30 06:33:19 PM
Star Forge > Borg Cube > Death Star

Always.
 
2011-11-30 06:33:34 PM
As much as I love Shatner, it's only when he realizes and acknowledges with a wink that he's the friggin' punchline. And as well-regarded as he may be as an orator, I don't think he's any match for Carrie Fisher in a battle of words. This is only going to get uglier.

You'd better believe I'm sticking around for the whole fight...
 
2011-11-30 06:36:17 PM
www.farscapefantasy.com

Cool dude!
 
2011-11-30 06:36:39 PM
It's like a pair of old hens clucking away.
 
2011-11-30 06:37:34 PM
Dangit, I always have trouble looking at Carrie Fisher because as heavy, nip/tucked, prematurely jacked-up and surrounded by gay male idolators as she is, she's still Carrie Fisher.

/I would still hit it, because she looks like she'd be racy fun right from hello.

//And because SHE'S CARRIE FARKIN FISHER.
 
2011-11-30 06:37:46 PM

BuckTurgidson: Imperial Star Destroyer > Battlestar Galactica > Enterprise


Sorry, but the Ori got you all beat...
 
2011-11-30 06:38:41 PM

Mugato: 3) Trek has never used the transporter as a weapon


The Klingon Star Empire states that bringing live tribbles onto any Klingon controlled territory is an act of war, and will be treated as such.

/Star Trek compendium c1985
 
2011-11-30 06:39:10 PM

Thanks for the Meme-ries: [i291.photobucket.com image 398x505]




BuckTurgidson: Imperial Star Destroyer > Battlestar Galactica > Enterprise


Mugato: Thanks for the Meme-ries: [i291.photobucket.com image 398x505]

1) Star Destroyers do have shields
2) They don't use actual lasers
3) Trek has never used the transporter as a weapon as they could have easily done, especially with those Borg ships that let them beam in and out at will

/end geek rant



the Enterprise and the Star Trek Universe uses battleship tactics, Star wars and BSG use Aircraft carrier tactics,


how many battleships can one carrier destroy? lets ask the Japanese from the battle of midway.
 
2011-11-30 06:40:17 PM

BuckTurgidson: Imperial Star Destroyer > Battlestar Galactica > Enterprise


Trolling
 
2011-11-30 06:41:58 PM
Shatner couldn't win a war of words with his own hairpiece, let alone with Carrie Fisher. I saw her in Wishful Drinking. She's witty, fast and smart as hell. He's screwed.

And - Mugatu - Voyager beamed a photon torpedo onto the deck of a borg cube in one of their episodes. I forget which.

/Would take bikini Leia over Shatner, too
// And Jeri Ryan over bikini Leia
 
2011-11-30 06:42:07 PM

Kanemano: Thanks for the Meme-ries: [i291.photobucket.com image 398x505]



BuckTurgidson: Imperial Star Destroyer > Battlestar Galactica > Enterprise

Mugato: Thanks for the Meme-ries: [i291.photobucket.com image 398x505]

1) Star Destroyers do have shields
2) They don't use actual lasers
3) Trek has never used the transporter as a weapon as they could have easily done, especially with those Borg ships that let them beam in and out at will

/end geek rant


the Enterprise and the Star Trek Universe uses battleship tactics, Star wars and BSG use Aircraft carrier tactics,


how many battleships can one carrier destroy? lets ask the Japanese from the battle of midway.


ya i wonder if the old enterprise could cope with a tie bomber swarm...

also why don't they EVER transport a bomb or something onto another ship?
 
2011-11-30 06:43:45 PM

Virulency: also why don't they EVER transport a bomb or something onto another ship?


You mean like the scene from episode "Starship mine" where Picard removes the control rods from the Trialithium Containment vessel just before the terrorists beam out with it, knowing that it would destroy their ship?
 
2011-11-30 06:43:52 PM

mikemoto: Wouldn't have minded photon torpedoing her circa 1979.


I'd rather protein torpedo her...any version 1977-1984
 
2011-11-30 06:44:40 PM
Hey Bill, in that episode where you drowned your wife, why were you so fat?

/think that's about the only time they ever pulled a line from a Family Guy episode after broadcast
 
2011-11-30 06:45:16 PM

ActionJoe: BuckTurgidson: Imperial Star Destroyer > Battlestar Galactica > Enterprise

Trolling


No love for Excalibur? Or the japanese anime it was copied from?
 
2011-11-30 06:45:31 PM

Shadow Blasko: Virulency: also why don't they EVER transport a bomb or something onto another ship?

You mean like the scene from episode "Starship mine" where Picard removes the control rods from the Trialithium Containment vessel just before the terrorists beam out with it, knowing that it would destroy their ship?


And also "shields"... how do they work?
 
2011-11-30 06:45:32 PM

James!: Is that a euphemism for ejaculate?


I never realized it until now but they need to make a sex tape. You can almost smell the burning nerd synapses from Want/Do Not Want, Surprised/Not Surprised and Star Trek/Star Wars conflictions already. Plus, we'd still be done in one.
 
2011-11-30 06:45:45 PM

towatchoverme: And - Mugatu - Voyager beamed a photon torpedo onto the deck of a borg cube in one of their episodes. I forget which.


Well then all the did was elucidate the idiocy of the Enterprise -D.

The transporter is the worst contrivance Trek ever came up with and it's all because they couldn't afford a shuttlecraft in the first season.
 
2011-11-30 06:47:55 PM
In fairness, the idea that Star Wars ships and the like don't have shields is pretty easy conclusion to come to from watching the movies, because they're either never turned on or they never work. The characters pay lip service to the concept but even with all your shield energy focused behind you, you're still gonna get blown up in one burst from a tailgating asshole in a TIE fighter.

Even if we're allowing for weapons that make shields irrelevant, spacecraft regularly collide with each other with disastrous consequences.

So perhaps it should be amended:

Star destroyers don't have useful shields.
 
2011-11-30 06:47:57 PM

Virulency: Kanemano: Thanks for the Meme-ries: [i291.photobucket.com image 398x505]

also why don't they EVER transport a bomb or something onto another ship?


For a transporter to work the shields must be down. If the shields are down generally a single photon torpedo will do the trick.
Or they could just beam all the life-forms off the ship and capture it.
 
2011-11-30 06:48:01 PM

Kanemano: Thanks for the Meme-ries: [i291.photobucket.com image 398x505]



BuckTurgidson: Imperial Star Destroyer > Battlestar Galactica > Enterprise

Mugato: Thanks for the Meme-ries: [i291.photobucket.com image 398x505]

1) Star Destroyers do have shields
2) They don't use actual lasers
3) Trek has never used the transporter as a weapon as they could have easily done, especially with those Borg ships that let them beam in and out at will

/end geek rant


the Enterprise and the Star Trek Universe uses battleship tactics, Star wars and BSG use Aircraft carrier tactics,


how many battleships can one carrier destroy? lets ask the Japanese from the battle of midway.


Not always. Aggressor-class Star Destroyers don't even have a star-fighter garrison.

/But, it's one of the few exceptions. Whatever.
 
2011-11-30 06:49:40 PM
Shatner hits the mark with the plot comments. The first two were mediocre and then the Ewoks just flushed it down the drain.

However he would watch his mouth about the special effects. In Star Trek an alien is a human with a weird forehead growth. Also considering when they were made, SW's guys did some amazing work with the special effects. Turning drivebys with a machine gun into a laser strafing run and things like that.

/I know he's being humorous
 
2011-11-30 06:50:20 PM

Spartapuss: James!: Is that a euphemism for ejaculate?

I never realized it until now but they need to make a sex tape. You can almost smell the burning nerd synapses from Want/Do Not Want, Surprised/Not Surprised and Star Trek/Star Wars conflictions already. Plus, we'd still be done in one.


That just might bring peace to the Middle East. I like your thinking.
 
2011-11-30 06:50:51 PM

Mugato: Well then all the did was elucidate the idiocy of the Enterprise -D.


Borg Cube shields are variable threat indicative/enforcement.

It let the crew members through as they were not much to worry about (What's a few drones when we can sample more frequency shifts from their phasers and get our shields that much more effective) but I doubt you could beam a photon torpedo in.

It would not help anyway. In the Enterprise D timeline, the cubes were still amazingly redundant in capacity and ability. You could decimate one, and it would still be a very effective killing machine with better than 10,000 souls aboard.
 
2011-11-30 06:51:03 PM

towatchoverme: // And Jeri Ryan over as bikini Leia


FTFY
FTFM

Hell FTF every male farker. You know you can imagine that.....
 
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