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(Some Guy) Amusing Best Craigslist job opening ad ever, if you're a bodyguard/assassin with a hot twin sister   (washingtondc.craigslist.org) divider line 111
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Adjective Bird Whiskey [TotalFark]
2011-11-30 02:35:56 PM
It's good to see Hank Scorpio back in action.
 
mikaloyd
2011-11-30 02:37:49 PM
That was a good find subby. Thanks
 
littlett's [TotalFark]
2011-11-30 02:38:23 PM
So, who wants to pose as my twin so we can check this guy out.
 
tuffsnake
2011-11-30 02:38:57 PM
littlett's: So, who wants to pose as my twin so we can check this guy out.

LET'S GO SIS!
 
SmackLT [TotalFark]
2011-11-30 02:38:59 PM
We have a flex spending account to get laser eye correction done, I can't abide people wearing glasses (exception: safety glasses) while firing pistols akimbo and diving through shattering glass

Well yeah, that's a given
 
GrahamManning [TotalFark]
2011-11-30 02:40:55 PM
That's wonderful. Thanks
 
littlett's [TotalFark]
2011-11-30 02:41:35 PM
tuffsnake: LET'S GO SIS!

We will need to get you a wig first.
 
SmackLT [TotalFark]
2011-11-30 02:42:13 PM
3.bp.blogspot.com
May need weapons training
 
tuffsnake
2011-11-30 02:43:58 PM
littlett's: tuffsnake: LET'S GO SIS!

We will need to get you a wig first.

We can always just say I'm the 'sporty spice' twin
 
littlett's [TotalFark]
2011-11-30 02:45:39 PM
tuffsnake: We can always just say I'm the 'sporty spice' twin

I think the guy is looking for identical twins, so you are just going to have to take one for the team.
 
TeddyRooseveltsMustache
2011-11-30 02:54:09 PM
He should have asked for inept nameless henchmen.
 
BurnShrike
2011-11-30 02:54:39 PM
How to troll on craigslist.
 
JasonOfOrillia
2011-11-30 02:57:30 PM
I got hot with a twin sister once. Best two minutes of my life.
 
TorqueToad
2011-11-30 02:58:05 PM
TeddyRooseveltsMustache: He should have asked for inept nameless henchmen.

I'm totally the right speedbump for that job!
 
Salem Witch [TotalFark]
2011-11-30 02:58:27 PM
littlett's: So, who wants to pose as my twin so we can check this guy out.

Ooh, me.

tuffsnake: littlett's: So, who wants to pose as my twin so we can check this guy out.

LET'S GO SIS!

Awww :-(
 
Langston [TotalFark]
2011-11-30 02:58:54 PM
Upvoted for great justice. Also, this is now a twins thread
 
Fart_Machine
2011-11-30 02:59:46 PM
chud.com
 
Madbassist1 [TotalFark]
2011-11-30 03:00:11 PM
Adjective Bird Whiskey: It's good to see Hank Scorpio back in action.

My thoughts exactly.

www.free-times.com

Would LOVE to see him again.
 
Treygreen13 [TotalFark]
2011-11-30 03:00:35 PM
What qualifies somebody to be a Mega-Billionaire, instead of a regular Billionaire?
 
CPennypacker
2011-11-30 03:00:35 PM
Ezio?
 
elev8meL8r
2011-11-30 03:01:53 PM
littlett's: So, who wants to pose as my twin so we can check this guy out.

As far as I know, your twin works at a sandwich place called Hogie House in Tucson, AZ.
 
KatjaMouse
2011-11-30 03:02:28 PM
Fart_Machine: chud.com

Funnily enough that the song from that scene just played on my playlist.
 
Sapper_Topo
2011-11-30 03:04:36 PM
The first thing I thought of was Peters Evil Overlord List, and I was going to post a link to it... But lo and behold its blocked here at work. So I guess we will have to live without it.

/Our filters suck
//Really
 
Contrabulous Flabtraption [TotalFark]
2011-11-30 03:05:36 PM
littlett's: So, who wants to pose as my twin so we can check this guy out.

The ad specified "hot"
 
Why Would I Read the Article
2011-11-30 03:08:06 PM
Contrabulous Flabtraption: littlett's: So, who wants to pose as my twin so we can check this guy out.

The ad specified "hot"

That was unnecessary.
 
Gergesa
2011-11-30 03:08:42 PM
I may have missed it but I dont think the add specified a gender preference for the twins.

If the carlson twins apply will they be accepted?
 
littlett's [TotalFark]
2011-11-30 03:09:04 PM
Contrabulous Flabtraption: The ad specified "hot"

The guy is delusional, so I think I can get one that by him.

I wonder if I could just carry a full length mirror and make him think I had an identical twin?
 
SmackLT [TotalFark]
2011-11-30 03:10:42 PM
i54.tinypic.com
This is a job for the Davalos twins
 
blackheart666
2011-11-30 03:10:49 PM
Why Would I Read the Article: Contrabulous Flabtraption: littlett's: So, who wants to pose as my twin so we can check this guy out.

The ad specified "hot"

That was unnecessary.

But funny.
 
elev8meL8r
2011-11-30 03:11:16 PM
Gergesa: I may have missed it but I dont think the add specified a gender preference for the twins.

If the carlson twins apply will they be accepted?

How about these guys?

www.alaskanmind.com
 
Quiefenburger [TotalFark]
2011-11-30 03:12:27 PM
Gergesa: I may have missed it but I dont think the add specified a gender preference for the twins.

If the carlson twins apply will they be accepted?

images.ientrymail.com

It didn't quite work out the way he expected last time around, so I imagine he is going for the female variety.
 
Dirtybird971
2011-11-30 03:12:33 PM
{settles in for some hot twin sister picture action}
 
Procedural Texture
2011-11-30 03:12:58 PM
i.imgur.com

The Sunrise Twins don't need any training, believe me. Well, maybe in how to use their webcam better and how not to do duckface. Google if you don't believe me. Not suitable for the non-perverted.
 
futalfufu
2011-11-30 03:13:14 PM
Does it have to be identical twins? And I wonder how set he is on hot? How about tepid. I could totally be part of a tepid, fraternal twin, assassin team.
 
kvinesknows
2011-11-30 03:13:18 PM
littlett's: So, who wants to pose as my twin so we can check this guy out.

I will, but you need to send me some panties first so I can see if they fit.
 
JustHereForThePics
2011-11-30 03:14:45 PM
I thought Khadafi was dead... No?
 
MBooda
2011-11-30 03:17:27 PM
Just two?
srinigs.files.wordpress.com
 
BuckTurgidson
2011-11-30 03:19:29 PM
Treygreen13: What qualifies somebody to be a Mega-Billionaire, instead of a regular Billionaire?

Mega == million, so a million-billionaire, which I believe is either a gozillionaire, eleventy-kadrillionaire, or Brazillionaire.
 
MoronLessOff
2011-11-30 03:20:26 PM
kvinesknows: I will, but you need to send me some panties first so I can see if they fit.

And that's how it's done.
 
littlett's [TotalFark]
2011-11-30 03:20:57 PM
kvinesknows: I will, but you need to send me some panties first so I can see if they fit.

Have fun wearing my anal floss.
 
kvinesknows
2011-11-30 03:21:36 PM
littlett's: kvinesknows: I will, but you need to send me some panties first so I can see if they fit.

Have fun wearing my anal floss.

yeah.. wearing.....thats what I am going to do with them
 
velvet_fog
2011-11-30 03:21:40 PM
www.unwinnable.com
 
MoronLessOff
2011-11-30 03:22:03 PM
littlett's: kvinesknows: I will, but you need to send me some panties first so I can see if they fit.

Have fun wearing my anal floss.

Hmmmm....


Yup.
*fap
 
vodka
2011-11-30 03:23:36 PM
Could have been better written ("fierce 401k" you say?) but an interesting find. Personally, if I was a mega-billionaire, any bodyguards I had would have to be vetted and have a proven track record. There is no way some random person off CL would make the cut.
 
Rev. Skarekroe [TotalFark]
2011-11-30 03:24:17 PM
MBooda: Just two?
[srinigs.files.wordpress.com image 600x338]

That could work, but I was thinking more along these lines:

images.wikia.com
 
moops
2011-11-30 03:24:17 PM
Madbassist1: Adjective Bird Whiskey: It's good to see Hank Scorpio back in action.

My thoughts exactly.

Wrong photo of Hank

images.wikia.com
 
kvinesknows
2011-11-30 03:24:53 PM
vodka: Could have been better written ("fierce 401k" you say?) but an interesting find. Personally, if I was a mega-billionaire, any bodyguards I had would have to be vetted and have a proven track record. There is no way some random person off CL would make the cut.

He is obviously bored with getting construction workers off of CL to hunt for sport and wants to step up to people who actually MIGHT have a chance.
 
MythDragon
2011-11-30 03:26:46 PM
images2.wikia.nocookie.net

so The Syndicate is hiring now?

/Hot like Viola...or Kiki...which ever one is on the left.
 
BurnShrike
2011-11-30 03:27:14 PM
JasonOfOrillia: I got hot with a twin sister once. Best two minutes of my life.

My ex girlfriend invited her twin to bed with us one time, which was great because her twin was hotter than she was. He was also a really nice guy.
 
DreamyAltarBoy
2011-11-30 03:27:23 PM
Salem Witch: littlett's: So, who wants to pose as my twin so we can check this guy out.

Ooh, me.

tuffsnake: littlett's: So, who wants to pose as my twin so we can check this guy out.

LET'S GO SIS!

Awww :-(

Salem Witch: littlett's: So, who wants to pose as my twin so we can check this guy out.

Ooh, me.

tuffsnake: littlett's: So, who wants to pose as my twin so we can check this guy out.

LET'S GO SIS!

Awww :-(

Well, if the three of you would like to protect me from my paranoid delusions, I could use a set of triplet bodyguards.
 
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