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(IOL) Cool World's first sex school opens in Vienna. Subby applying for a need-based scholarship   (iol.co.za) divider line 100
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exvaxman [TotalFark]
2011-11-30 02:20:09 PM
Um, 20 (+/-) years ago there was one that opened in northern Europe - I remember a spate of late night comedians doing jokes like "The good news is that I have a scholarship" jokes.
 
Diogenes [TotalFark]
2011-11-30 04:17:31 PM
Vienna Waits for Spooge
 
Mugato [TotalFark]
2011-11-30 04:37:32 PM
Vienna Sausage joke, too drunk think of.
 
Diogenes [TotalFark]
2011-11-30 04:42:42 PM
Mugato: Vienna Sausage joke, too drunk think of.

Something with cans. "I hope they have enough cans" or something.
 
MoronLessOff
2011-11-30 05:21:14 PM
I hope I get an easy class.
 
Pert
2011-11-30 05:21:55 PM
It means nothing to me......
 
Diogenes [TotalFark]
2011-11-30 05:24:03 PM
Freud would be proud. And horny.
 
trenchael
2011-11-30 05:24:45 PM
where everyone graduates cum laude
 
Thudfark [TotalFark]
2011-11-30 05:25:17 PM
What a Swedish born sex school head mistress in Vienna may look like

www.ostran.se
 
jtown
2011-11-30 05:26:28 PM
I wonder what the lab fees will be.
 
Diogenes [TotalFark]
2011-11-30 05:27:10 PM
jtown: I wonder what the lab fees will be.

Same as a blood test.
 
cgraves67
2011-11-30 05:28:03 PM
I bet their oral exams are a lot more fun.
 
picodenico
2011-11-30 05:28:18 PM
Hmmm, the possibility of classes....
 
Intelligent_Donkey
2011-11-30 05:28:23 PM
Usually I hate going to recitations....
 
Nurglitch
2011-11-30 05:28:41 PM
So how does one earn A marks, by writing papers with professors?
 
minuslars
2011-11-30 05:29:32 PM
Parenting schools still oddly lacking in the world.
 
Creoena
2011-11-30 05:30:41 PM
And next week...

i643.photobucket.com
 
Aidan
2011-11-30 05:30:49 PM
Sweet. I've always kind of wanted to better my abilities in that direction with maybe an objective helper.

/This is only the second non-joke post in this thread
 
Karma Curmudgeon
2011-11-30 05:32:11 PM
Mugato: Vienna Sausage joke, too drunk think of.

The Sandusky School for Little Weiners and Little Cans


/I'm sorrry. I'll show myself out, thank you
 
cauth002 [TotalFark]
2011-11-30 05:32:40 PM
Let me guess, the students will be 90% male and 10% unattractive females that have just been deemed attractive.
 
SearchN
2011-11-30 05:33:57 PM
Aidan: Sweet. I've always kind of wanted to better my abilities in that direction with maybe an objective helper.

/This is only the second non-joke post in this thread

I'll help you study.
 
rawbert7
2011-11-30 05:33:57 PM
cgraves67: I bet their oral exams are a lot more fun.

I've always feared prostate exams. Will they have any?

/Prostate pop-quiz *shudder
 
minuslars
2011-11-30 05:34:03 PM
I'm assuming it's ok to fark the teacher?
 
picodenico
2011-11-30 05:36:03 PM
This is where the teacher's assistant, is the best blowjob ever.
 
FTGodWin
2011-11-30 05:36:28 PM
Can't qualify for a merit based scholarship, there subby?
 
FTGodWin
2011-11-30 05:37:18 PM
Thudfark: What a Swedish born sex school head mistress in Vienna may look like

[www.ostran.se image 475x557]

Did somebody poke out her eyes?
 
Half Right [TotalFark]
2011-11-30 05:39:32 PM
cauth002: Let me guess, the students will be 90% male and 10% unattractive females that have just been deemed attractive.

Why do you have to bring reality into the picture?

/Their student health clinic better be state of the art.
 
Aidan
2011-11-30 05:40:04 PM
SearchN: I'll help you study.

You know... I tried really hard to make my post below Fark standards for waggling-eyebrow comments. And yet I still failed. :)
 
Anagrammer
2011-11-30 05:42:17 PM
World's first sex school opens in Vienna. Subby applying for a need-based scholarship.

Subby will have to learn Austrian first.

/Learning Austrian language and culture is a major Teutonic shift
 
cauth002 [TotalFark]
2011-11-30 05:42:34 PM
Half Right: cauth002: Let me guess, the students will be 90% male and 10% unattractive females that have just been deemed attractive.

Why do you have to bring reality into the picture?

/Their student health clinic better be state of the art.

BECAUSE GIRLS WHO GIVE IT AWAY FO FREE LIKE DAMNED WAFFLE FRIES DEVALUE MY NUGGIES AND IM A HATER.
 
picodenico
2011-11-30 05:42:56 PM
Aidan: You know... I tried really hard to make my post below Fark standards for waggling-eyebrow comments. And yet I still failed. :)

Pretty much anything can cause eye waggling here :P
 
Aidan
2011-11-30 05:44:21 PM
picodenico: Aidan: You know... I tried really hard to make my post below Fark standards for waggling-eyebrow comments. And yet I still failed. :)

Pretty much anything can cause eye waggling here :P

So true. :)
 
picodenico
2011-11-30 05:45:53 PM
Aidan: So true. :)

WOOHOO AGREEMENT!!

*waggles eyebrows*

Aw yeah.
 
MasterSFV
2011-11-30 05:45:55 PM
Rosa Coote approves..

SFW (new window)
 
nyseattitude
2011-11-30 05:48:32 PM
3.bp.blogspot.com
 
starlost
2011-11-30 05:49:38 PM
how long is a semester? what does it cost for the local hostels and apt rentals? it might work out as a clean and safe place to stay if you plan on visiting the area for the length of the semester. don't go to the classes if everyone is creepy.
 
Half Right [TotalFark]
2011-11-30 05:52:36 PM
cauth002: ...
BECAUSE GIRLS WHO GIVE IT AWAY FO FREE LIKE DAMNED WAFFLE FRIES DEVALUE MY NUGGIES AND IM A HATER.

First of all, it ain't free, it's ~$2000+/semester.
Secondly, where can I get free waffle fries??
 
colithian
2011-11-30 05:53:23 PM
Anagrammer: World's first sex school opens in Vienna. Subby applying for a need-based scholarship.

Subby will have to learn Austrian first.

/Learning Austrian language and culture is a major Teutonic shift

Austrians speak German, tard.
 
Russ1642 [TotalFark]
2011-11-30 05:55:42 PM
I already have a Masters of Bation
 
sambee
2011-11-30 05:56:14 PM
"Teacher, the dog ate my homework again"!
 
MBooda
2011-11-30 05:58:28 PM
colithian: Anagrammer: World's first sex school opens in Vienna. Subby applying for a need-based scholarship.

Subby will have to learn Austrian first.

/Learning Austrian language and culture is a major Teutonic shift

Austrians speak German, tard.

Thought they spoke aborigine.
 
Thudfark [TotalFark]
2011-11-30 05:58:55 PM
FTGodWin: Thudfark: What a Swedish born sex school head mistress in Vienna may look like

[www.ostran.se image 475x557]

Did somebody poke out her eyes?

Maybe a møøse bit her.
 
video man [TotalFark]
2011-11-30 06:02:10 PM
Ya know, I DID have a really high ACT. Would that qualify me for an academic scholarship?
 
Oznog
2011-11-30 06:03:00 PM
In a few years, #OccupyWallStreet protester complains how she's got $30K in outstanding loans for a sex college and can't pay them off working as a barista.
 
triplenickel03
2011-11-30 06:06:31 PM
"According to orange news, Swedish-born headmistress Ylva-Maria Thompson says anyone over the age of 16 can enrol "

Where's pedo bear TOO OLD pic?
 
gblive
2011-11-30 06:09:14 PM
"Ladies, I have been hired as a paid instructor."

images.pictureshunt.com
 
John Mirror
2011-11-30 06:12:38 PM
colithian: Anagrammer: World's first sex school opens in Vienna. Subby applying for a need-based scholarship.

Subby will have to learn Austrian first.

/Learning Austrian language and culture is a major Teutonic shift

Austrians speak German, tard.

What are you talking about? They speak English like you and me. But with a very heavy accent that's sometimes hard to understand.

/Get your facts right before calling people a tard. Tard!
 
blondski
2011-11-30 06:14:40 PM
Really? You need an 18,000 class to teach you how to have fun and be a good lover to your partner?
 
blondski
2011-11-30 06:19:33 PM
John Mirror: colithian: Anagrammer: World's first sex school opens in Vienna. Subby applying for a need-based scholarship.

Subby will have to learn Austrian first.

/Learning Austrian language and culture is a major Teutonic shift

Austrians speak German, tard.

What are you talking about? They speak English like you and me. But with a very heavy accent that's sometimes hard to understand.

/Get your facts right before calling people a tard. Tard!

Holy crap, no they don't. They speak German.
 
balzafyre
2011-11-30 06:19:53 PM
I have a FaPhD. Maybe I can do some research, you know, for science, er, or for humanity?
 
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