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(Yahoo) Unlikely "Marijuana was also discovered in the new tunnel and Mack said federal agents were up late Monday night weighing it." Yeah, weighing it. That's what they were doing   (news.yahoo.com) divider line 25
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2011-11-30 01:36:10 PM
Woah, this scale, man... it can, like, weigh ANYTHING except itself.
 
2011-11-30 01:42:26 PM
Ghastly: Woah, this scale, man... it can, like, weigh ANYTHING except itself.

What if you turn it upside down?
 
2011-11-30 01:53:58 PM
violentsalvation: Ghastly: Woah, this scale, man... it can, like, weigh ANYTHING except itself.

What if you turn it upside down?


woooooooooooah
 
2011-11-30 03:24:42 PM
Physics question: Does it weigh the same at sea level as it does when high?
 
2011-11-30 03:45:46 PM
unyon: Physics question: Does it weigh the same at sea level as it does when high?

No! And, like, if it gets high enough, it's weight turns into nothing, man!

/I'm hungry
 
2011-11-30 03:48:06 PM
unyon: Physics question: Does it weigh the same at sea level as it does when high?

No. Weight is a measure of force imparted by gravity, not of mass. This means it decreases as an inverse square function of distance.

So if you're high as a kite, it weighs slightly less.
 
2011-11-30 03:51:47 PM
Often i will set my alarm to wake me up late at night so i can weigh my marijuana.
 
2011-11-30 03:52:35 PM
i.ytimg.com

This guy understands
 
2011-11-30 03:54:54 PM
I'm sure glad that 12 tons of marijuana will be safely disposed of, instead of finding its way onto American soil.
 
2011-11-30 03:54:59 PM
Back in the day (get off my lawn, yadda yadda yadda) it was cool to say "Heavy" when something was weird, or very interesting. So these guys took a while to weigh that stuff because...

"Dude! It's like HEAVY, ya know? "
 
2011-11-30 03:57:25 PM
More than 70 tunnels have been discovered by federal authorities since October 2008

Well clearly we're close to winning this war then.
 
2011-11-30 03:57:40 PM
Hair of the Dog: Back in the day (get off my lawn, yadda yadda yadda) it was cool to say "Heavy" when something was weird, or very interesting. So these guys took a while to weigh that stuff because...

1.bp.blogspot.com
 
2011-11-30 03:58:06 PM
Sybarite: More than 70 tunnels have been discovered by federal authorities since October 2008

Well clearly we're close to winning this war then.


Just a few more resources should do it.
 
2011-11-30 04:08:17 PM
elev8meL8r: I'm sure glad that 12 tons of marijuana will be safely disposed of, instead of finding its way onto American soil.

And I'm sure that all 9 tons will be accounted for. Not one bit of that 7 tons of pot will make it to our shores.
 
2011-11-30 04:22:05 PM
I'd like to check that story out but it's a Yahoo link so instead of crashing my computer I'll pass .
 
2011-11-30 04:22:57 PM
Self Defecating Humor: elev8meL8r: I'm sure glad that 12 tons of marijuana will be safely disposed of, instead of finding its way onto American soil.

And I'm sure that all 9 tons will be accounted for. Not one bit of that 7 tons of pot will make it to our shores.


Technically, all 6 tons of pot already have made it to our shores... now it's all just stuck in customs. A large, 5 ton, block of
www.how-to-marijuana.com sitting there, being shuffled around by specially approved teamsters. Why are the specially approved? Because they have years of experience in keeping track of 4 ton lots, and show no signs of loosing them.
 
2011-11-30 04:36:43 PM
www.starstills.com

The man behind the tunnel?
 
2011-11-30 05:07:33 PM
Those 4 tons of pot haven't made it to the shores yet, it was an underground inland tunnel. It'll take awhile for anyone to enjoy the 2 tons of pot alongside the beach.
 
2011-11-30 05:14:55 PM
fredbox: Those 4 tons of pot haven't made it to the shores yet, it was an underground inland tunnel. It'll take awhile for anyone to enjoy the 2 tons of pot alongside the beach.

Could I get some won ton with my ganj?
 
2011-11-30 05:21:15 PM
MBooda:
Could I get some won ton with my ganj?


It would take quite a lot of won ton to mix with 947 pounds of pot.
 
2011-11-30 06:32:44 PM
troll.me
 
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2011-11-30 08:24:33 PM
A one-to-two month's supply of anti-nausea/appetite stimulant "Dronabinol"/"Marinol" (Synthetic THC) for cancer patients etc. cost's $1060.00.
Just found that out while down at MD Anderson Cancer Center today.

That's about the same as the street value for chronic/ganja/whatever the kids are calling it these days, right? Right?

Legalizing pot might cost some pharma companies a bit of change, oops.

We now return you to your regularly scheduled War On Drugs™, which is already in progress.
 
2011-11-30 08:38:29 PM
Who the hell smuggles marijuana into California?
 
2011-11-30 09:35:51 PM
Came here to say "Whoaa, heavy, man" but I guess it's been done.
 
2011-12-01 08:33:13 AM
One ton of ganja,
(that's right) he's selling one ton of ganja.
One ton of gaaaaaanjaaaaaaa,
He's selling one ton of ganja.

/went old school (^) with this
 
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