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2011-11-30 01:25:21 PM
Laughter LOL out loud
 
2011-11-30 01:29:16 PM
I was thinking about this recently. Why are those from England considered "British" instead of "English"?
 
2011-11-30 01:33:05 PM
The Fark Independent Brigade will have a tougher time with this than they did with "57 states" since most of them think the United Kingdom, Great Britain, and England have nothing more in common than "we done saved all three of them there pusswads from the Nassis in the big'un thanks to Ronnie Reagan!"
 
2011-11-30 01:39:14 PM
miltonbabbitt: I was thinking about this recently. Why are those from England considered "British" instead of "English"?

All English people are British, but not all British people are English.
 
2011-11-30 01:39:43 PM
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2011-11-30 01:42:42 PM
miltonbabbitt: I was thinking about this recently. Why are those from England considered "British" instead of "English"?

People from all over the isles are considered British (except the Republic of Ireland, even though they should be too, but for political reasons... let's gloss over that), but everyone retains their own local nationality as well. Call anyone from the UK British and you're fine, but call a Scottish person English and you might find yourself in trouble... whereas call an Englishman Scottish and you'll receive a polite smile and nothing will be said because we don't want to cause a fuss.
 
2011-11-30 01:43:15 PM
Cyberluddite: miltonbabbitt: I was thinking about this recently. Why are those from England considered "British" instead of "English"?

All English people are British, but not all British people are English.


That part I get. It just seems that the only time "English" is used to define something is when identifying the predominant language in America. Are those from England also defined as "English", or are they only referred to as "British"?
 
2011-11-30 01:43:51 PM
Cyberluddite: miltonbabbitt: I was thinking about this recently. Why are those from England considered "British" instead of "English"?

All English people are British, but not all British people are English.


www.morningstarr.co.uk

British but not English.
 
2011-11-30 01:45:29 PM
miltonbabbitt: I was thinking about this recently. Why are those from England considered "British" instead of "English"?

They're considered both.
 
2011-11-30 01:45:39 PM
Well at least the retards can stop bleating on with the "57 states" thing.
 
2011-11-30 01:54:06 PM
Mugato: Well at least the retards can stop bleating on with the "57 states" thing.

Yeah, those types of things have a way of being beaten into the ground.

www.newsrealblog.com
 
2011-11-30 01:54:27 PM
I have a Welsh friend who absolutely LOVES it when I refer to him as "my favorite subject of Her Majesty, the Queen".
 
2011-11-30 01:55:59 PM
miltonbabbitt: That part I get. It just seems that the only time "English" is used to define something is when identifying the predominant language in America. Are those from England also defined as "English", or are they only referred to as "British"?

English people are both English and British. People from Scotland are both Scottish and British, and people from Wales are both Welsh and British.

People in English often refer to themselves as "British" because, I guess, they're trying to be inclusive of the rest of Great Britain (England, Scotland, and Wales)--sort of like King Arthur talking to the peasants in Monty Python & the Holy Grain ("We're all Britons, and I am your King.") Though they refer to themselves as English as well, depending on the context (especially when they're referring specifically to people from England as opposed to people from Great Britain in general). Most people from Scotland or Wales seem to prefer not to be referred to as "British," probably because they don't want to be thought of as similar to English, whom they consider, with some justification, to be a bunch of bloody wankers. But technically, they are "British" too.
 
2011-11-30 01:59:37 PM
11of12: Yeah, those types of things have a way of being beaten into the ground.

I remember the Quayle potatoe thing was stupid back when it happened. He was a moron for a lot bigger and funnier things than that.
 
2011-11-30 02:04:36 PM
Obama HATES the English more than he hates America.

He gave Brown a USA DVD version of himself plus he didn't like the WH bust of Churchill so he sent it back.
 
2011-11-30 02:05:24 PM
Gonz: I have a Welsh friend who absolutely LOVES it when I refer to him as "my favorite subject of Her Majesty, the Queen".

English + Conscripts = UK?
 
2011-11-30 02:06:18 PM
Mr. Coffee Nerves: The Fark Independent Brigade will have a tougher time with this than they did with "57 states" since most of them think the United Kingdom, Great Britain, and England have nothing more in common than "we done saved all three of them there pusswads from the Nassis in the big'un thanks to Ronnie Reagan!"

I feel it's more likely that they believe all three are identical.

/protip: England ⊆ Great Britain ⊆ United Kingdom (of Great Britain and Northern Ireland) ⊆ British Isles
 
2011-11-30 02:11:14 PM
11of12: Mugato: Well at least the retards can stop bleating on with the "57 states" thing.
Yeah, those types of things have a way of being beaten into the ground.
[www.newsrealblog.com image 300x283]


While, as Mugato said, the "potatoe" thing was overhyped because that was only one of about 3,785 examples of Quayle's complete idiocy, there's a difference between that and the "57 states" thing. Obama pretty obviously simply misspoke, and nobody with an IQ above a potted plant would seriously suggest that Obama, or anybody else who has been to school beyond kindergarten, actually believes that there are more than 50 states. I'm guessing you haven't actually seen the Quayle thing, though, where he went out of his way to erroneously and consciously "correct" a kid (who spelled the word correctly)--showing pretty clearly that Quayle actually didn't know how to spell the word correctly despite being sure in his own mind that he did. Here's the video, you should watch it so you know what actually happened. In other words, Obama obviously didn't really believe that the U.S. has 57 states, but Quayle obviously really did believe that potato is spelled with an E.
 
2011-11-30 02:15:53 PM
he is truly history's greatest monster.
 
2011-11-30 02:19:05 PM
Great, we lost another ally.
 
2011-11-30 02:19:30 PM
I'm sure President Cain will do a much better job.
 
2011-11-30 02:23:59 PM
Yeah, yeah, English, blah blah blah.

Hail Gallaxhar.
 
2011-11-30 02:31:07 PM
Sybarite: I'm sure President Cain will do a much better job.

Though our relationship with Ubekibekibekibekistanstan might suffer a bit. Hell, he doesn't even know the name of their president.
 
2011-11-30 02:33:28 PM
Cyberluddite: 11of12: Mugato: Well at least the retards can stop bleating on with the "57 states" thing.
Yeah, those types of things have a way of being beaten into the ground.
[www.newsrealblog.com image 300x283]

While, as Mugato said, the "potatoe" thing was overhyped because that was only one of about 3,785 examples of Quayle's complete idiocy, there's a difference between that and the "57 states" thing. Obama pretty obviously simply misspoke, and nobody with an IQ above a potted plant would seriously suggest that Obama, or anybody else who has been to school beyond kindergarten, actually believes that there are more than 50 states. I'm guessing you haven't actually seen the Quayle thing, though, where he went out of his way to erroneously and consciously "correct" a kid (who spelled the word correctly)--showing pretty clearly that Quayle actually didn't know how to spell the word correctly despite being sure in his own mind that he did. Here's the video, you should watch it so you know what actually happened. In other words, Obama obviously didn't really believe that the U.S. has 57 states, but Quayle obviously really did believe that potato is spelled with an E.


You guessed wrong I saw it when it happened and the fact that it lived as long as it did just proves my point that those things get beaten into the ground. Politics hasn't really changed.
 
2011-11-30 02:38:35 PM
Sybarite: I'm sure President Cain will do a much better job.

Please. Its President Gingrich this week.
 
2011-11-30 02:44:21 PM
sweetmelissa31: Great, we lost another ally.

Yeah, but it's balanced out by the fact that we gained Northern Ireland, Wales and Scotland as allies! Because nothing will terrify our enemies as when we bring out our Scottish brigades - a moving hedge of orange and blue running down the dunes carrying a claymore and yelling incomprehensibly.
 
2011-11-30 02:58:04 PM
That's why he needs to have things written out for him on a teleprompter.
 
2011-11-30 02:59:58 PM
SkinnyHead: That's why he needs to have things written out for him on a teleprompter.

... like EVERY farkING POLITICIAN, RETARD.
 
2011-11-30 03:00:13 PM
RexTalionis: sweetmelissa31: Great, we lost another ally.

Yeah, but it's balanced out by the fact that we gained Northern Ireland, Wales and Scotland as allies! Because nothing will terrify our enemies as when we bring out our Scottish brigades - a moving hedge of orange and blue running down the dunes carrying a claymore and yelling incomprehensibly.


I just had an image of a modern military unit...with claymores (the swords, not the mines) strapped the their backs. I think I figured out how to win the war on terror.
 
2011-11-30 03:00:46 PM
it is funny because it just shows that he isn't as smart as people want to think he is.

This is the same person who thinks Austrian is a language.
 
2011-11-30 03:00:51 PM
OMG!!!11!!! Obama said "English" instead of "British"! This clearly shows he has no working knowledge of global events! He's definitely NOT getting my vote in 2012!
 
2011-11-30 03:00:55 PM
Who are the Britons?
 
2011-11-30 03:01:35 PM
Farxist: it is funny because it just shows that he isn't as smart as people want to think he is.

This is the same person who thinks Austrian is a language.


0/10.

Magna.
Cum.
Laude.
Harvard.
 
2011-11-30 03:02:07 PM
Cyberluddite: miltonbabbitt: I was thinking about this recently. Why are those from England considered "British" instead of "English"?

All English people are British, but not all British people are English.


We are all Britons, and I am your king.



You saw him repressin' me, di'nt ya? Now we see the violence inherent in the system.
 
2011-11-30 03:02:23 PM
coeyagi: SkinnyHead: That's why he needs to have things written out for him on a teleprompter.

... like EVERY farkING POLITICIAN, RETARD.


nah, Palin only needed a couple of words written on her hand (and gets mocked for it), Obama needs everything spelled out for him.
 
2011-11-30 03:02:47 PM
11of12: British but not English.

I'm sorry, what was the article about again?

/ I'll be playing with my Piccadilly in the Square

// Or something
 
2011-11-30 03:02:50 PM
Farxist: coeyagi: SkinnyHead: That's why he needs to have things written out for him on a teleprompter.

... like EVERY farkING POLITICIAN, RETARD.

nah, Palin only needed a couple of words written on her hand (and gets mocked for it), Obama needs everything spelled out for him.


Why you have nothing to say you need less written down.
 
2011-11-30 03:03:00 PM
coeyagi: Farxist: it is funny because it just shows that he isn't as smart as people want to think he is.

This is the same person who thinks Austrian is a language.

0/10.

Magna.
Cum.
Laude.
Harvard.


Magna Cum Dropped out after 6 weeks impresses conservatives more.
 
2011-11-30 03:03:31 PM
Ooooh, I want to play. Rick Perry forgot the name of a government agency, which means Obama automatically wins a second term, Obamacare becomes part of the constitution and unemployment is revised to 4% permanently until 2016.
 
2011-11-30 03:03:42 PM
That's probably his most embarrassing misspeaking so far, since there are people that actually give a shiat about the distinction, unlike 57 states etc.

That said, that's his most embarrassing misspeaking so far! Damn, it's good to have someone that can speak English in the White house again.
 
2011-11-30 03:04:02 PM
At least he didn't say Oriental.
 
2011-11-30 03:04:08 PM
SkinnyHead: That's why he needs to have things written out for him on a teleprompter.

Can we get an original right winger around for Christ sakes. Forget it I'll do it myself.

How is OBama supposed to remember how many countries are in the UK when he can't even remember how many states their are?
 
2011-11-30 03:04:25 PM
Cyberluddite: People in English often refer to themselves as "British"

Which only makes sense, it's not like they'd refer to themselves in French or something.
 
2011-11-30 03:04:26 PM
Farxist: coeyagi: SkinnyHead: That's why he needs to have things written out for him on a teleprompter.

... like EVERY farkING POLITICIAN, RETARD.

nah, Palin only needed a couple of words written on her hand (and gets mocked for it), Obama needs everything spelled out for him.


You are a moron. If you actually believe (and I don't, because I think you are a troll) that not every politician has to use teleprompters or a script (same function - spelling something out) at some point when giving a speech, you are a flaming bad of retarded crap.
 
2011-11-30 03:05:01 PM
bag*
 
2011-11-30 03:05:10 PM
Almet: RexTalionis: sweetmelissa31: Great, we lost another ally.

Yeah, but it's balanced out by the fact that we gained Northern Ireland, Wales and Scotland as allies! Because nothing will terrify our enemies as when we bring out our Scottish brigades - a moving hedge of orange and blue running down the dunes carrying a claymore and yelling incomprehensibly.

I just had an image of a modern military unit...with claymores (the swords, not the mines) strapped the their backs. I think I figured out how to win the war on terror.


Hey, it's worked before.

/"Any officer who goes into action without his sword is improperly dressed."
 
2011-11-30 03:05:32 PM
Gonz: I have a Welsh friend who absolutely LOVES it when I refer to him as "my favorite subject of Her Majesty, the Queen".


Speaking of which, since this seems the appropriate thread for it, why wasn't the head of the British Empire ever called an Emperor or Emperess ~100 years ago?

They seemed to honestly deserve the title considering their holdings consisted of over 10 million square miles over all six continents.
 
2011-11-30 03:05:47 PM
Jim_Callahan: That's probably his most embarrassing misspeaking so far, since there are people that actually give a shiat about the distinction, unlike 57 states etc.

That said, that's his most embarrassing misspeaking so far! Damn, it's good to have someone that can speak English in the White house again.


Bush could speak English...he just had a problem arranging the syllables into coherent words, phrases, sentences, etc.
 
2011-11-30 03:05:59 PM
Slaxl: miltonbabbitt: I was thinking about this recently. Why are those from England considered "British" instead of "English"?

People from all over the isles are considered British (except the Republic of Ireland, even though they should be too, but for political reasons... let's gloss over that), but everyone retains their own local nationality as well. Call anyone from the UK British and you're fine, but call a Scottish person English and you might find yourself in trouble... whereas call an Englishman Scottish and you'll receive a polite smile and nothing will be said because we don't want to cause a fuss.


What ever you all look like Micks to me.
 
2011-11-30 03:06:31 PM
coeyagi: Farxist: it is funny because it just shows that he isn't as smart as people want to think he is.

This is the same person who thinks Austrian is a language.

0/10.

Magna.
Cum.
Laude.
Harvard.


Thinks.
Austrian.
Is.
A.
Language.

Thinks.
It.
Is.
The.
English.
Embassy.

Thinks
There
Are
60
States.
 
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