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(Myrtle Beach Sun News) Scary We have located Jabba the Hutt. She is beating her children with curtain rods (see photo)   (thesunnews.com) divider line 91
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Bathia_Mapes [TotalFark]
2011-11-30 01:51:27 PM
Hmmm...step-mother beats step-children. Were they perchance red-headed?
 
BroVinny
2011-11-30 02:00:57 PM
Pfft. "Curtain rods." Amateurs.
 
cgraves67
2011-11-30 02:02:28 PM
That's what you get for dropping your cargo at the first sight of Imperials.
 
BurnShrike
2011-11-30 02:02:47 PM
Solo! Hay lapa no ya, Solo!
 
skullkrusher
2011-11-30 02:03:23 PM
"The children also told police they are only allowed to move when they eat and only allowed to shower on Sunday because they use too much water"

are they showering in Evian? If not, that shouldn't be a problem you poor white trash trailer park cocksuckers
 
Ordinary Genius
2011-11-30 02:04:30 PM
I need some eye bleach, stat!
 
Salmon
2011-11-30 02:04:55 PM
did she eat the others?
 
stebain
2011-11-30 02:05:10 PM
It's double louis! Louis Anderson and Louis C.K.!
 
GacysBasement
2011-11-30 02:06:02 PM
FAT PEOPLE SHOULD NOT BE ALLOWED AROUND KIDS.
 
PunchDrunkPanda
2011-11-30 02:06:25 PM
Use a phonebook, it doesn't leave bruises ya dumbarses.
 
BurnShrike
2011-11-30 02:06:32 PM
I hope she gets convicted to 1000 years in the Sarlacc.
 
Plexo
2011-11-30 02:07:03 PM
Bet she has a pork chop hidden in a roll of fat for emergencies
 
nosehat
2011-11-30 02:07:29 PM
skullkrusher: The children also told police they are only allowed to move when they eat

She wants to ensure that her kids grow up to look just like her.
 
ihatedumbpeople
2011-11-30 02:09:46 PM
People like this make me wish a "punishment fits the crime" bill would go into law...beat your kids with a shower rod? guess what...you're getting whuuuped by a shower rod...for a LONG time.
 
fireclown
2011-11-30 02:09:48 PM
ahappypeach.files.wordpress.com
Careful. Those rods could get stuck.
 
macross87
2011-11-30 02:10:12 PM
BurnShrike: Solo! Hay lapa no ya, Solo!

Boonowa tweepi, ha, ha.


/pictures Peter Griffen
 
Angel's_Advocate
2011-11-30 02:10:39 PM
Oh well, that's what the dumb kids get for being named 'Solo' and 'The Wookiee'.

/amiright?
 
atomic-age
2011-11-30 02:10:46 PM
nosehat: skullkrusher: The children also told police they are only allowed to move when they eat

She wants to ensure that her kids grow up to look just like her.

They are his, not hers. I suspect that's the root of the problem.

That, and perchance they are redheaded.
 
Pockafrusta
2011-11-30 02:13:12 PM
Angel's_Advocate: Oh well, that's what the dumb kids get for being named 'Solo' and 'The Wookiee'.

/amiright?

Bring Solo and the Wookiee to me?
 
ZurkisPhreek
2011-11-30 02:13:59 PM
Come on, she was just tenderizing them! Lay off the hate! (it clogs the already strained veins)
 
skinink
2011-11-30 02:14:09 PM
Spare the rod, spoil the Jedi.
 
einsteinsbabysister
2011-11-30 02:14:12 PM
You fat disgusting pigs! I hope someone beats the crap out of them.
 
HotWingConspiracy
2011-11-30 02:14:38 PM
The fat face/paper thin lips combo is unsettling.
 
CatfoodSpork
2011-11-30 02:17:00 PM
Sounds like these whiny kids were just complaining because Fatty McStepmom enforces a little more discipline than Granny. Nothing in that article really seemed like abuse or neglect. But, yeah, they are guilty because they are fat and ugly.
 
imontheinternet
2011-11-30 02:17:32 PM
meh

Looks like your garden variety Wal-Mart shopper.
 
Ben Enya [TotalFark]
2011-11-30 02:18:50 PM
HAN SHOT FIRST
 
Slaves2Darkness
2011-11-30 02:18:54 PM
Jesus Christ he married that hog beast!? Man hookers would have been cheaper and even most street whores are better looking, all though you do have to watch out for the bargain basement day walkers.
 
TravisBickle62
2011-11-30 02:19:28 PM
She was just making sure the kids were clean, she only beat them like you would beat a rug, she is a conservationist, she's saving the planet by cleaning her children with a rod, the woman is a hero, by letting your children shower you are killing 100 children a day in Bangladesh.
 
Misconduc
2011-11-30 02:20:04 PM
www.craigboyce.com
 
Lt. Cheese Weasel
2011-11-30 02:20:11 PM
media.thesunnews.com

Bargon wanchi kox paa Solo....hohohohoooo...
 
cherryl taggart
2011-11-30 02:20:34 PM
Hey, idiot! Wicked stepmothers are supposed to be a myth found in fairy tales. Stereotypes are not admired, ya ding-a-ling.

Oh, and BTW, HotWingConspiracy: The fat face/paper thin lips combo is unsettling.

The gravitational forces smushed her lips. She used to look like Angelina.
 
Slaves2Darkness
2011-11-30 02:20:52 PM
Read more: http://www.thesunnews.com/2011/11/30/2525472/myrtle-beach-area-couple- charged.html#ixzz1fDa6ClHQ
CatfoodSpork: Sounds like these whiny kids were just complaining because Fatty McStepmom enforces a little more discipline than Granny. Nothing in that article really seemed like abuse or neglect. But, yeah, they are guilty because they are fat and ugly.

From the article:Officers noted a lump on the boy's head, cuts and bruises to his lower back and severe bruises to his buttocks.

Yep no abuse there the kids are just being whiny. I'm guessing that reading comprehension is not your strong suit.
 
oroku_saki
2011-11-30 02:21:22 PM
www.mwctoys.com

There will be no bargain, young Jedi! I shall enjoy watching you die! HO!HO!HO!HO!HO!HO!
 
angryneo
2011-11-30 02:21:22 PM
FTA:"The Smiths were arrested Tuesday and charged in the incident." In related news, Morrissey says he's very sorry.
 
Bathia_Mapes [TotalFark]
2011-11-30 02:21:25 PM
nosehat: skullkrusher: The children also told police they are only allowed to move when they eat

She wants to ensure that her kids grow up to look just like her.

They aren't even her kids. She's daddy's new wife.
 
FROGSTOMPER
2011-11-30 02:22:02 PM
I clicked the link because I was promised photos of a fat woman beating her kids with a curtain rod.
 
deamonbutterfly
2011-11-30 02:22:14 PM
Hansel & Gretal maybe? Porkin em up for the feast!
 
Current Resident [TotalFark]
2011-11-30 02:26:35 PM
i1214.photobucket.com

/qnd
 
Thisbymaster
2011-11-30 02:28:20 PM
Bathia_Mapes: nosehat: skullkrusher: The children also told police they are only allowed to move when they eat

She wants to ensure that her kids grow up to look just like her.

They aren't even her kids. She's daddy's new wife.

I wonder how ugly the old one was.
 
Keizer_Ghidorah
2011-11-30 02:28:39 PM
"HOO HOO HOO HOO HOO!"
 
ashinmytomatoes
2011-11-30 02:28:47 PM
Current Resident: [i1214.photobucket.com image 300x375]

/qnd

So, did she eat Solo and the Wookie for lunch?
 
Ctrl-Alt-Del
2011-11-30 02:30:38 PM
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Bathia_Mapes [TotalFark]
2011-11-30 02:31:47 PM
Thisbymaster: Bathia_Mapes: nosehat: skullkrusher: The children also told police they are only allowed to move when they eat

She wants to ensure that her kids grow up to look just like her.

They aren't even her kids. She's daddy's new wife.

I wonder how ugly the old one was.

Considering that daddy dearest isn't attractive, I bet most of his relationships have been with unattractive, overweight women.
 
Churchy LaFemme
2011-11-30 02:34:02 PM
That woman has evil in her eyes.
 
hillary [TotalFark]
2011-11-30 02:35:35 PM
i266.photobucket.com
 
Falco09
2011-11-30 02:37:49 PM
Ctrl-Alt-Del: [img408.imageshack.us image 300x375]

And now there's coffee all over my monitor.
 
BFletch651
2011-11-30 02:40:19 PM
Ctrl-Alt-Del: [img408.imageshack.us image 300x375]

WIN
 
Noobian Noob
2011-11-30 02:41:43 PM
disgusting. people need to keep their hands to themselves.

this is a civilized society, ya know
 
Troublesome Strumpet
2011-11-30 02:42:21 PM
My God, you could land a helicopter on that face.

/And probably park a Humvee on her ass.
 
acronym
2011-11-30 02:42:43 PM
one (whap) day (whap) lad (whap) all this (whap) will be (whap) yours (whap)
 
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