Too old

Yet another reason New Mexico deserves it's own Fark tag.

Excellent. Now I will apply the Pedobear sticker to the vehicle (tubocharged Volvo stationwagon) of my archnemesis, Sven. He won't cut me off in traffic ever again.

Do they have a free silvadine dispenser at all gov't buildings in N.M.? I hope so because as was stated above; The stupid, it burns!

After hearing some disturbing reports, officials are expressing concern about people receiving bad advice from some sort of dog with a colorful background.

The FBI has opened a multi-million dollar investigation into the matter and will be releasing a report on the issue in 6-72 months.

dj_bigbird: Wow, that's really what it says. The stupid. It burns.

I thought you were yanking my crank but god damn it really does say that.

Is this what happens when you promote the stupid people so they can't screw shiat up to much or what happens when you only employ people with an IQ less than a piece of toast?

So, he's trying to say that there's a pedophilia gang in NM, and they like to identify their members with a symbol that is known to be attached to pedophilia?

That's some nice work, Lou.

Under... under... underaged... HO!

Wow, first there was the epidemic of people flashing their lights at cars without lights on in the evening, only to be killed in gang initiations, and then there was the influx of Jenkem from the Mexican drug cartels, now this. We should do all of our loved ones a favor and forward this to their e-mails right now, with an admonition to pass it on to anyone they don't want to see ass-raped.

So basically my van saying free candy on the side is completely legit as long as it dosen't have pedobear on the side.

Good to know.

New Mexico? Old Mexico? I don't care! It is only news if it happens in this country.

Stupid

im getting a kick because I have a pedobear sticker on the back of my car - not because I'm a pedophile, but because it's just so damn cute.

And anyone who takes the shiat seriously is probably one who ACTUALLY has serious secret pedophile tendencies. It follows the same principals that the people that are "so wholesome and good, that could never hurt a child" are the ones that specifically take jobs as priests, camp counselors, and teachers just to be around kids.



/hates kids
//doesn't want to be around kids
///enjoys pissing off those that have kids.

Pedobear bumper stickers to crop up on police, teachers' and clergy members' cars in 5... 4... 3...

macdaddy357: New Mexico? Old Mexico? I don't care! It is only news if it happens in this country.

You might think that's funny, but, when trying to get things shipped to my house in NM, I've had at least one vendor tell me that they don't ship internationally.

/response: What state goes between Arizona and Texas? Ship it there.

oh and yes - in case you were wondering, that really is my yellow Z06 in my garage.

accelerus: /hates kids
//doesn't want to be around kids
///enjoys pissing off those that have kids.

Yeah, fark those damn kids.

squidgod2000: accelerus: /hates kids
//doesn't want to be around kids
///enjoys pissing off those that have kids.

Yeah, fark those damn kids.

hah I see what you did there.

accelerus: oh and yes - in case you were wondering, that really is my yellow Z06 in my garage.

thanks, I was going to ask :)

apparently you hadn't applied the "invisible glass" yet, as I can clearly tell that your back window is, in fact, glass.

So...what am I supposed to do? Call the police every time I see a Pedo-bear sticker or t-shirt, etc? If only all criminals would label theirselves so effectively.

accelerusim getting a kick because I have a pedobear sticker on the back of my car - not because I'm a pedophile, but because it's just so damn cute.

Sadly agree about its cuteness. I find the bear hilarious, but I have a sick sense of humor.

Guess this is how witch hunts start, from a tasteless internet meme. I hope lolcats don't gain a tenuous tie to an illicit activity, or else I'm in trouble.

I saw my first pedobear bumper sticker a few months ago and almost died laughing.

the stuff that makes news in my home state is amazing...(read this a week or two ago).
hell, Las Cruces, NM just got its first escalator (apparently) and it was BIG TIME news. haha

/we make ourselves look sooo stupid

HAS ANYONE TRADEMARKED PEDO BEAR? SOUNDS LIKE THERE'S MONEY TO BE MADE FROM THE PEDOS.

Oh jeez. Have these guys ever been to the internet?

***BREAKING NEWS***

This just in:

Apparently at LEAST 2 people in the greater Albuquerque area appear to not only own a computer, but also have a sense of humor. Outrage and horror from IWHUTA (idiots with heads up their a$$) members has been widespread as they continue to just not get it.

Full story never.

Thank you.

cartoon-like bear linked to pedophiles could be an indication of increased child sex offender activity



Is that true, Yogi?

lilbjorn: cartoon-like bear linked to pedophiles could be an indication of increased child sex offender activity

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Is that true, Yogi?

The bow tie is the tell-tale sign. Well, in addition to being a cartoon bear and all.

lilbjorn: Is that true, Yogi?

Wrong bear.

Is this the dirty or clean Mexico?

Actually, the bear is only cartoon-like.

I drive around ABQ all the time and haven't the sticker.

Walker: Link to the news report video

It's HELL-larious!

Wow. "This is not just dark humor. This is not a joke." Every example they show is clearly a joke.


Welcome to the internet lady.

/Thanks for the vid.

You want to know what's really funny:

An Introduction to Pedo Bear (new window)

Atomic Jonb: Wow, first there was the epidemic of people flashing their lights at cars without lights on in the evening, only to be killed in gang initiations

That had nothing to do with gang initiations. Look it up on snope.com. And it couldn't be called an epidemic.

Do we have a sticker for mid-teens pedo is too young and I wouldn't want to send the wrong message.

I don't understand "pedobear." I suppose I could look it up, but I prefer my information to be obtained through a filter. What did the drawing start out as representing, and what did it evolve to?

For more laughs, check out this news report about Peda Bear.

Thudfark: phoxxy: You want to know what's really funny:

An Introduction to Pedo Bear (new window)

That weren't funny, just lame.

Not ha-ha funny.

More like pathetic funny.

/lighten up, Francis