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downstairs

2011-11-30 01:52:29 PM

On one hand he's a White Sox fan, on the other he's an Apple fanboi... now I'm torn on who to vote for in 2012.

what_now

2011-11-30 02:07:28 PM

How is that secretive? That's an iPad case. That's what they look like.

Bathia_Mapes

2011-11-30 02:27:23 PM

what_now: How is that secretive? That's an iPad case. That's what they look like.

Yep.

My son bought a case for his Nook and it looks similar to what President Obama used for his iPad.

FishyFred

2011-11-30 02:43:25 PM

Just a sec... gotta download the Nuclear Football app.

IgG4

2011-11-30 03:09:36 PM

Steve Jobs gave him an iPad 2 before they were released. No secret about that.

Link

Somacandra

2011-11-30 03:22:38 PM

FishyFred: Just a sec... gotta download the Nuclear Football app.

i.imgur.com

You haven't heard ? For the Bay of Pigs its been re-named the "Mighty Eagle."

serpent_sky

2011-11-30 03:23:34 PM

Looks like the type of iPad case that a President would have. Should he have a neon pink Hello Kitty case on his or something?

Bunnyhat

2011-11-30 03:40:33 PM

Where American flag case, wher?

thomps

2011-11-30 03:49:46 PM

Bunnyhat: Where American flag case, wher?

why doesn't the case have any references to god on it?

Calmamity

2011-11-30 03:56:11 PM

President Obama has a secret iPad

Only until the Republicans tell him they want it.

nvmac

2011-11-30 03:58:04 PM

I'm sure he only uses it to play Angry Birds.

And keep his enemies list current.

GAT_00

2011-11-30 04:19:46 PM

Bathia_Mapes: what_now: How is that secretive? That's an iPad case. That's what they look like.

Yep.

My son bought a case for his Nook and it looks similar to what President Obama used for his iPad.

That's what occurred to me first too. Of course, I used to work for B&N.

Marine1

2011-11-30 04:33:49 PM

I c wut Subby did thar.

Car_Ramrod

2011-11-30 04:35:26 PM

I love TPM, but this is a lame lame lame greenlight.

SweetSaws

2011-11-30 04:35:47 PM

Bunnyhat: Where American flag case, wher?

Haha

squidgod2000

2011-11-30 04:36:14 PM

I like how you can read his call sheet (though not very well) because the paper is so thin.

Menace II Sobriety

2011-11-30 04:36:33 PM

Don't all Sekrit Mooslims have Sekrit ipads?

It's where he keeps his plans to destroy america and a list to give to Allah of all the non-believers.

Atomic Spunk

2011-11-30 04:38:04 PM

I hope he has porn on it. I don't trust guys who don't watch porn. That's a sign of mental illness.

Nem Wan

2011-11-30 04:38:37 PM

It's one of these (new window)

PirateKing

2011-11-30 04:39:59 PM

eagles95

2011-11-30 04:40:02 PM

Menace II Sobriety: Don't all Sekrit Mooslims have Sekrit ipads?

It's where he keeps his plans to destroy america and a list to give to Allah of all the non-believers.

Along with sekrit black turtlenecks and extra smugness

skullkrusher

2011-11-30 04:40:10 PM

LasersHurt

2011-11-30 04:40:46 PM

squidgod2000: I like how you can read his call sheet (though not very well) because the paper is so thin.

Damn budget cutbacks.

Iron Felix

2011-11-30 04:42:13 PM

Or maybe it's a book that looks like a...book.

Bob16

2011-11-30 04:43:50 PM

>> President Obama has a secret iPad, which holds our top secret plan to take the Bay of Pigs with angry avian creatures

Yeah but Kennedy isn't gonna authorize use of those angry avian creatures

Coco LaFemme

2011-11-30 04:43:58 PM

It's a secret that the President has an iPad? He's always struck me as someone who'd have all the latest gadgets and doo-dads.

Can another woman come forward and say Herman Cain harassed her/tried to fark her? I need some comedy.

ringersol

2011-11-30 04:44:01 PM

I know we revel in "not News" around here.
But I think this may qualify as a special exception that's so far removed from actual news that it doesn't even qualify as "not News".

RumsfeldsReplacement

2011-11-30 04:44:15 PM

PirateKing: [s3-ec.buzzfed.com image 600x449]

You are a terrible human being and I love it!

austin_millbarge

2011-11-30 04:46:49 PM

Apparently the Dodo case is a state secret.

PantyStealer

2011-11-30 04:49:29 PM

It's a DODOcase, they've been tweeting sightings of Obama with their product for a while now - Link doesn't pop

vtblom

2011-11-30 04:49:38 PM

LMAO, great headline for this post. I hadn't thought of POTUS playing Abirds but now I can't get the image out of my head, thanks

beta_plus

2011-11-30 04:51:45 PM

Subby, you magnificent bastard!

/LOL'd
//have actually wondered if Obama has "Let's play Thermonuclear War" App on his iPhone

someonelse

2011-11-30 04:54:41 PM

PirateKing: [s3-ec.buzzfed.com image 600x449]

Thank you for not enabling voting, because I would have voted for it and then felt guilty, and who needs that?

buck1138

2011-11-30 04:58:18 PM

PirateKing: [s3-ec.buzzfed.com image 600x449]

I don't see any birds hitting 7WTC

/pull it

iheartscotch

2011-11-30 05:11:12 PM

I hope we have a large stockpile of the black explodey birds; cause, its not like cuba is made of glass.

lollipophead

2011-11-30 05:12:08 PM

I read this headline on a tweet earlier today. Care to fess up, subby?

Saiga410

2011-11-30 05:38:17 PM

downstairs: On one hand he's a White Sox fan, on the other he's an Apple fanboi... now I'm torn on who to vote for in 2012.

If there is something that I hate more than Apple fanbois it is White Sox fans. White Sox fans and Parker Fans. Only to be topped by the Irish

MyNameIsMofuga

2011-11-30 05:38:49 PM

I demand to see the long form receipt.
/Our City Attorney has the same exact case. Its nothing special or secret.

colithian

2011-11-30 05:58:31 PM

Er, I don't think it's a secret. He's said in interviews that he has an iPad. I've seen people with iPad covers that look like leather-bound books. You can buy them online.

BKITU

2011-11-30 06:01:56 PM

That's it, I'm voting for Ballmer.

loonatic112358

2011-11-30 06:10:05 PM

That's not really a disguise, you can see the ports article writer

Phil Moskowitz

2011-11-30 06:11:33 PM

How else do you think he talks to Beijing directly? All those compromised dual quad flat packs in there and its more reliable than Bell.

downstairs

2011-11-30 06:16:32 PM

Saiga410: If there is something that I hate more than Apple fanbois it is White Sox fans. White Sox fans and Parker Fans. Only to be topped by the Irish

Oh, come on. Not all of us are white trash umpire-attackers.

The other stuff, we're on the same page.

mikebdoss

2011-11-30 06:21:13 PM

Looks like a Treegloo case. I have one, and they're very nice.

Alys

2011-11-30 06:54:21 PM

It's so secret, he specifically mentioned Steve Jobs giving it to him a month before it went retail earlier this year.

If this weren't Fark, I'd make a snide remark about what passes for "news" these days.

Prof. Ann Marion

2011-11-30 07:15:54 PM

skullkrusher: [www.gwhqproductions.com image 640x814]

PirateKing is funnier

Bathia_Mapes

2011-11-30 07:41:58 PM

GAT_00: Bathia_Mapes: what_now: How is that secretive? That's an iPad case. That's what they look like.

Yep.

My son bought a case for his Nook and it looks similar to what President Obama used for his iPad.

That's what occurred to me first too. Of course, I used to work for B&N.

And of course neither of us are derpy enough to think, OMG, the President has disguised his "secret" iPad as a book.

Especially since that type of case is available for not only the iPad & Nook, but Kindle too. I see them on a near daily basis, on the bus, at the library, etc. They're common as grass.

platedlizard

2011-11-30 08:22:38 PM

A president using modern technology? I'm shocked, SHOCKED.

/apparently he told the Secret Service that they'd be taking he blackberry from his cold, dead hands

Steakzilla

2011-11-30 09:25:46 PM

Just in case anyone thought he had any information on there above an unclassified level.... Your wrong. There is absolutely no way. in fact i seriously doubt they even let him have his unclass stuff on there....

Manfred J. Hattan

2011-11-30 10:28:34 PM

Alys: It's so secret, he specifically mentioned Steve Jobs giving it to him a month before it went retail earlier this year.

If this weren't Fark, I'd make a snide remark about what passes for "news" these days.

Heh. The press thinks it's "secret" because they don't have a way to text it. If I were President I'd have a way to get online without the whole damn world knowing too.

I might even have a Fark alt. At least I'd hope to and I'd change whatever stood in my way. Good on, uh, him. Yeah. Him.

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