I've never shoplifted in my life but some of those things I can't see how'd they get out with. A fifth of liquor? Where are you going to put that? And the pints are always behind the counter. And don't electronic stuff have those magnetic things you need a special key or a lightsaber to take off? And I don't want to know where they hide the filet mignon.

Anyway, this isn't a bookmark for when I get home to check the article on the same page..."Wicked Lesbian Foreplay: An Idea Worth Stealing?"

"Check the online auction sites, and you'll see a tremendous number of people trying to sell razor blades,"

I never thought of looking for blades there. Thanks for the tip.

Really, America? Axe Body Spray/Wash? Really? Have some self respect about the things you steal.

"luxury meat"

Guess who's got two thumbs and a new name for his cock!?

Gillette mach 4s?

There is no such thing. Are they just making shiat up?

Filet Mignon being the most stolen thing from a grocery store? Then why is it that in a poor area the baby formula is locked up and the filet is out in the shrink wrapped meat counter?

Ralph Lauren? Since when has that brand been popular?

Looking at #1 and #2, I might well be a holiday-season cleptomaniac.

_{These are a few of my faaaaavoorriiitteee things...}

Glitchwerks: I've seen people work as teams too, back when they were hitting the store I worked at for Norton software and HP ink.

Who the hell would want to steal anything made by Norton?

/farking invasive resource hogging shiat
//and fark macafee, too
///jeebus people are stupid
////steal these slashies!

imfallen_angel:
So for about 100-150$, I have enough for a few years and now that I have the razors and accessories, I'll only need new blades and soap, maybe a replacement brush at some point. So maybe 20$ -30$ per year.


Just make sure to keep the blades out of humidity (and not in the bathroom)... I stocked up on blades when they were on sale, only to find the last pack had started to rust/corrode when I went to bust them out a year and a half later. (That's what my stupid arse gets for storing them in the bathroom. Hurped that durp real good.)

Edsel: I have yet to be in a store where they just have iPhones sitting on a shelf where you can grab one and walk out.

This. How would one even go about shoplifting an iPhone? You have to go into the store, sign up for a service contract, pay, and then the pompous schmuck in the Apple store goes to the back and gets it for you. It's not like you can just grab and run.

Anyways, Shoplifting is so twenty years ago, now it's all about return fraud. Buy those discount DVDs at Big Lots and hand them over to Wal-Mart for huge gains. Just bought a $60 PS3 game at Target on sale for $25? Take it over to Wally World and make a cool easy $35. And no, I don't do this shiat, I actually have a concious, but I know people that do, and have been to sites where they actively conspire on various ways to accomplish this. Buying from one store and returning to another is bad enough, now people are switching UPC labels, printing fake receipts on their computer, and doing all sorts of nasty things that cause retailers to pass the cost of their losses back onto you, the consumer.