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(Talking Points Memo) Spiffy Ron Paul releases a new cookbook. He's against any sort of spices, most of his recipes only have a few ingredients and taste quite bland, but a small but very vocal minority believes it to be the most important cookbook ever   (livewire.talkingpointsmemo.com) divider line 123
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Mugato [TotalFark]
2011-11-30 01:34:38 PM
Wait, you mean "How to Serve Man" isn't about how to be the best public servant you can?
 
James! [TotalFark]
2011-11-30 01:39:50 PM
Everything is made out of gold.
 
The Stealth Hippopotamus [TotalFark]
2011-11-30 01:42:46 PM
So he is English??
 
MaxxLarge [TotalFark]
2011-11-30 01:52:43 PM
Failed Presidential Campaign

Ingredients:
1 Well-Aged, Medium-Sized slab of Grey Meat
1 Cup Libertarianism (Republican may be substituted)
2-1/2 Teaspoons of Cream of Curmudgeon
Orange Rand
Dash of Food-Grade-Quality Pepper Spray
Pinch of Galt (to taste)

You'll also need:
1 Mixing Spoon (Will not be used for mixing of any kind)
1 very small Melting Pot (preferably with several holes)
Lukewarm heat source with poor base support

Directions: I'm not going to hold your hand. YOU figure it out.

(Serves a few thousand, give or take)
 
lysdexic [TotalFark]
2011-11-30 01:57:37 PM
eddieizzardfans.files.wordpress.com

LITTLE READ COOK BOOK
 
lysdexic [TotalFark]
2011-11-30 01:58:12 PM
MaxxLarge: Failed Presidential Campaign

Ingredients:
1 Well-Aged, Medium-Sized slab of Grey Meat
1 Cup Libertarianism (Republican may be substituted)
2-1/2 Teaspoons of Cream of Curmudgeon
Orange Rand
Dash of Food-Grade-Quality Pepper Spray
Pinch of Galt (to taste)

You'll also need:
1 Mixing Spoon (Will not be used for mixing of any kind)
1 very small Melting Pot (preferably with several holes)
Lukewarm heat source with poor base support

Directions: I'm not going to hold your hand. YOU figure it out.

(Serves a few thousand, give or take)

It's all a roux.
 
mikemoto [TotalFark]
2011-11-30 02:02:14 PM
If he gets elected, he can write a sequel called "Hail to the Chef"
 
Ghastly [TotalFark]
2011-11-30 02:12:26 PM
Its only the federal government he believes should cook bland an flavourless food. The states are allowed to spice thier dishes up with whatever crazy shiat they want.
 
RexTalionis [TotalFark]
2011-11-30 02:14:38 PM
Salt wasn't in the Constitution.
 
Philip Francis Queeg
2011-11-30 02:18:41 PM
And you can have this book for the low, low price of ONE SILVER DIME!
 
Somacandra [TotalFark]
2011-11-30 03:24:48 PM
All joking aside, I think that's nice.

More candidates should release cookbooks.
 
Somacandra [TotalFark]
2011-11-30 03:26:44 PM
mikemoto: If he gets elected, he can write a sequel called "Hail to the Chef"

No, this is already a sequel. But the original didn't sell well:

upload.wikimedia.org
 
RexTalionis [TotalFark]
2011-11-30 03:27:11 PM
Somacandra: All joking aside, I think that's nice.

More candidates should release cookbooks.

Better yet, let's just have chefs run for President.
 
downstairs [TotalFark]
2011-11-30 03:35:08 PM
Somacandra: mikemoto: If he gets elected, he can write a sequel called "Hail to the Chef"

No, this is already a sequel. But the original didn't sell well:

[upload.wikimedia.org image 200x261]

The Anarchist Cookbook didn't sell well? Myself and all of my friends had a copy of it. Back when I was all angsty and such.
 
GreenAdder [TotalFark]
2011-11-30 03:54:49 PM
RexTalionis: Better yet, let's just have chefs run for President.

They can't fark anything up worse than that one actor did.
 
Angry Drunk Bureaucrat
2011-11-30 03:59:38 PM
My guess is that all the recipes look really simple and tasty, but when you try them they cause anal leakage.
 
skullkrusher
2011-11-30 04:52:54 PM
Somacandra: mikemoto: If he gets elected, he can write a sequel called "Hail to the Chef"

No, this is already a sequel. But the original didn't sell well:

[upload.wikimedia.org image 200x261]

came for the AC reference
 
TalenLee
2011-11-30 04:52:57 PM
downstairs: The Anarchist Cookbook didn't sell well? Myself and all of my friends had a copy of it. Back when I was all angsty and such.

You paid for it? Poser.
 
exvaxman [TotalFark]
2011-11-30 04:53:26 PM
downstairs: The Anarchist Cookbook didn't sell well? Myself and all of my friends had a copy of it. Back when I was all angsty and such.

Didn't you realize that it was full of crap and would kill you?
Now talking the Black Book Publishers.... the folks that had the FBI visit me for being a customer....

I gotta give subby +1 internets for the title.
 
discgolfguru [TotalFark]
2011-11-30 04:53:33 PM
Let me tell you about my recipe for BRAISED RIBS! Others might have recipes that they endorse, but BRAISED RIBS are the way to go.

/ BRAISED RIBS
 
El Freak [TotalFark]
2011-11-30 04:53:36 PM
He only uses ingredients that were available to the Founding Fathers.
 
BronyMedic [TotalFark]
2011-11-30 04:54:09 PM
MaxxLarge: Failed Presidential Campaign

Ingredients:
1 Well-Aged, Medium-Sized slab of Grey Meat
1 Cup Libertarianism (Republican may be substituted)
2-1/2 Teaspoons of Cream of Curmudgeon
Orange Rand
Dash of Food-Grade-Quality Pepper Spray
Pinch of Galt (to taste)

You'll also need:
1 Mixing Spoon (Will not be used for mixing of any kind)
1 very small Melting Pot (preferably with several holes)
Lukewarm heat source with poor base support

Directions: I'm not going to hold your hand. YOU figure it out.

(Serves a few thousand, give or take)

Bravo, Sir. You are truely magnificent.
 
Englebert Slaptyback
2011-11-30 04:54:25 PM

lysdexic

[pic of Monsieur Izzard]

LITTLE READ COOK BOOK


Oh, well done!

*applauds*

*stops applauding*

*applauds*

*stops applauding*
 
apeiron242
2011-11-30 04:54:36 PM
The Stealth Hippopotamus: So, is he English??

Fixed that for you.

Here's another valid option.

The Stealth Hippopotamus: So, he is English.
 
BronyMedic [TotalFark]
2011-11-30 04:55:20 PM
downstairs: Somacandra: mikemoto: If he gets elected, he can write a sequel called "Hail to the Chef"

No, this is already a sequel. But the original didn't sell well:

[upload.wikimedia.org image 200x261]

The Anarchist Cookbook didn't sell well? Myself and all of my friends had a copy of it. Back when I was all angsty and such.

Uh, who "bought" the Anarchist's cookbook. You could download it off the local MIRC fserve in 1995.
 
Blathering Idjut
2011-11-30 04:55:45 PM
3.bp.blogspot.com

"To Serve Man."
 
yourgodsucks
2011-11-30 04:56:28 PM
All of the recipes only make single serving sizes.

If someone else is hungry, they should have to buy a copy of the book, all the necessary ingredients, and then cook their own goddamn dinner.
 
Sock Ruh Tease
2011-11-30 04:57:04 PM
This States' Rights Casserole is terrible. It tastes like freshly-picked cotton for some reason.
 
Ed Finnerty [TotalFark]
2011-11-30 04:57:13 PM
His recipe for ASS SUGAR is simply brilliant.
 
Muta
2011-11-30 04:58:37 PM
Angry Drunk Bureaucrat: My guess is that all the recipes look really simple and tasty, but when you try them they cause anal leakage.

That would be Santorum's cook book.
 
Philip Francis Queeg
2011-11-30 04:59:01 PM
The recipes that taste bad were really written by Lew Rockwell, so don't blame Ron Paul for them.
 
Mantour
2011-11-30 04:59:41 PM
www.wheyproteinhouse.com

/back to the basics,
//Nothing but the gold standard for Ron Paul!
 
Fart_Machine
2011-11-30 04:59:53 PM
Mugato: Wait, you mean "How to Serve Man" isn't about how to be the best public servant you can?

Came for the Twilight Zone reference, left satisfied.
 
Amos Quito
2011-11-30 05:02:13 PM
Paul's recipe for Eggs Fed:

1. Crack open
2. Separate the white from the yolk
3. Beat
4. Boil
5. Fry
6. Bury
 
YouWinAgainGravity [TotalFark]
2011-11-30 05:02:24 PM
Sorry but fire isn't explicitly mentioned in the Constitution so there will be no cooking of food.
 
imontheinternet
2011-11-30 05:02:45 PM
Four years of Dr. Paul's cooking will leave you fit, trim, and ready to take on the 21st century by thoroughly flushing waste from your system.
 
MrEricSir
2011-11-30 05:03:51 PM
It will be like a regular cookbook, but he'll just tell you how great the food is without explaining how to actually make it.
 
CorporatePerson
2011-11-30 05:03:51 PM
I would never want Ron Paul to be president, but I wouldn't mind if he was a next door neighbor I could occasionally talk to. Same goes for Mike Huckabee.

I bet Huckabee knows how to make his own barbeque sauce.
 
zulius
2011-11-30 05:03:55 PM
mikemoto: If he gets elected, he can write a sequel called "Hail to the Chef"

That looks great!....but who are the Chefs?
GREAT GOOGLY-MOOGILY...
 
downstairs [TotalFark]
2011-11-30 05:07:02 PM
BronyMedic: Uh, who "bought" the Anarchist's cookbook. You could download it off the local MIRC fserve in 1995.

Well, I didn't have MIRC in 1991...

I bought it at a gun show (which I got extra credit to visit... ha!). Was just interested in it, didn't actually *do* anything from the book.
 
MBooda
2011-11-30 05:07:11 PM
Chef Paul?

It's been done.
cookingwithjazz.com
/bon apetit cher'
 
vodka
2011-11-30 05:07:54 PM
BronyMedic: Uh, who "bought" the Anarchist's cookbook. You could download it off the local MIRC fserve in 1995.

The book has been around since the 70's, n00b.
 
Bruxellensis
2011-11-30 05:08:14 PM
If he gets elected, the second edition will have recipes for pot brownies.
 
TrainingWheelsNeeded
2011-11-30 05:08:17 PM
aside from a little mis-wording, this is a excellent headline.

/Ron Paul 2012 - End the Fed, End perpetual foreign Wars, End the Drug War, restore the Constitution, restore civil liberties
 
Freaky_Sold_Mustard
2011-11-30 05:09:09 PM
Gah its almost like the guy wants us to consider him like he's another human being not a reptillian plutocrat.
 
Akbar the Trappiste Monk
2011-11-30 05:09:15 PM
The secret ingredient in every dish is the sweet tears of liberals.
 
buck1138
2011-11-30 05:10:09 PM
TrainingWheelsNeeded: aside from a little mis-wording, this is a excellent headline.

/Ron Paul 2012 - End the Fed, End perpetual foreign Wars, End the Drug War, restore the Constitution, restore civil liberties

And then get him out before the gold standard, christian theocracy, federal government dismantlement, road warrior antics.
 
dericwater
2011-11-30 05:11:50 PM
MaxxLarge: Failed Presidential Campaign

Ingredients:
1 Well-Aged, Medium-Sized slab of Grey Meat
1 Cup Libertarianism (Republican may be substituted)
2-1/2 Teaspoons of Cream of Curmudgeon
Orange Rand
Dash of Food-Grade-Quality Pepper Spray
Pinch of Galt (to taste)

You'll also need:
1 Mixing Spoon (Will not be used for mixing of any kind)
1 very small Melting Pot (preferably with several holes)
Lukewarm heat source with poor base support

Directions: I'm not going to hold your hand. YOU figure it out.

(Serves a few thousand, give or take)

Excellent. Will make a batch for the coming new year.
 
dericwater
2011-11-30 05:13:03 PM
Angry Drunk Bureaucrat: My guess is that all the recipes look really simple and tasty, but when you try them they cause anal leakage.

That's Santorum's cookbook for you.
 
TheShavingofOccam123 [TotalFark]
2011-11-30 05:18:34 PM
I hear RON PAUL is trying to amend the Constitution to ban all reviews of his recipes.
 
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