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Angry Drunk Bureaucrat
2011-11-30 10:54:34 AM
SIIIIM-PLEE HAAAAA-VING AWONDERFUL CHRIST. MAS. TIIIIIME.
SIIIIM-PLEE HAAAAA-VING AWONDERFUL CHRIST. MAS. TIIIIIME.
SIIIIM-PLEE HAAAAA-VING AWONDERFUL CHRIST. MAS. TIIIIIME.

/You're welcome.
 
ArkAngel [TotalFark]
2011-11-30 10:57:30 AM
Christmas Shoes
 
JerseyTim [TotalFark]
2011-11-30 10:58:43 AM
Angry Drunk Bureaucrat: SIIIIM-PLEE HAAAAA-VING AWONDERFUL CHRIST. MAS. TIIIIIME.
SIIIIM-PLEE HAAAAA-VING AWONDERFUL CHRIST. MAS. TIIIIIME.
SIIIIM-PLEE HAAAAA-VING AWONDERFUL CHRIST. MAS. TIIIIIME.

/You're welcome.

FUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUU!
 
Nabb1 [TotalFark]
2011-11-30 11:02:13 AM
Grandma Got Run Over By A Reindeer. I won't even entertain any other suggestions for worst of all time.
 
FlashHarry [TotalFark]
2011-11-30 11:08:40 AM
Angry Drunk Bureaucrat: SIIIIM-PLEE HAAAAA-VING AWONDERFUL CHRIST. MAS. TIIIIIME.
SIIIIM-PLEE HAAAAA-VING AWONDERFUL CHRIST. MAS. TIIIIIME.
SIIIIM-PLEE HAAAAA-VING AWONDERFUL CHRIST. MAS. TIIIIIME.

/You're welcome.

i read somewhere that paul mccartney nets something like $400k a year just for that song.
 
Mr. Coffee Nerves [TotalFark]
2011-11-30 11:13:02 AM
Dominic has that delightful extra layer of racism as if it was delivered by a pizza-pie slinging, mustachioed Eye-talian.

But, yeah, the McCartney song is a hate crime delivered via Moog
 
NuttierThanEver [TotalFark]
2011-11-30 11:13:16 AM
ArkAngel: Christmas Shoes

Yep this maudlin, manipulative piece of crap is not only the worst Christmas song ever it is a strong contender for worst song ever IMHO
 
Nabb1 [TotalFark]
2011-11-30 11:15:57 AM
NuttierThanEver: ArkAngel: Christmas Shoes

Yep this maudlin, manipulative piece of crap is not only the worst Christmas song ever it is a strong contender for worst song ever IMHO

So help me God, they made a movie for Lifetime off of that trite piece of shiat.
 
Timmy the Tumor [TotalFark]
2011-11-30 11:24:12 AM
Tie between "Little Drummer Boy," the George Michael/Wham abortion "Last Christmas," and "Grandma Got Run Over by a Reindeer"



with "Feliz Navidad" getting runner-up credits
 
R.A.Danny [TotalFark]
2011-11-30 11:24:48 AM
Angry Drunk Bureaucrat: SIIIIM-PLEE HAAAAA-VING AWONDERFUL CHRIST. MAS. TIIIIIME.
SIIIIM-PLEE HAAAAA-VING AWONDERFUL CHRIST. MAS. TIIIIIME.
SIIIIM-PLEE HAAAAA-VING AWONDERFUL CHRIST. MAS. TIIIIIME.

/You're welcome.

You sonofa beeeyotch!
 
unyon [TotalFark]
2011-11-30 11:25:32 AM
Nabb1: Grandma Got Run Over By A Reindeer. I won't even entertain any other suggestions for worst of all time.

An excellent pick, but I can think of a few (new window) that at least warrant consideration. Warning- 80's earworm (new window)
 
FlashHarry [TotalFark]
2011-11-30 11:25:58 AM
i would vote the beach boys version of "we three kings."

that, or "what do you get a wookiee for christmas (when he's already got a comb)" from the star wars christmas album.
 
Demetrius [TotalFark]
2011-11-30 11:31:44 AM
I'm not familiar with the hippo song.

Dominic is at the top.

Drummer Boy makes me want to crash into a bridge abutment.

There's some stupid Boney M. song that makes me cringe.

The Bowie/Crosby thing is a nightmare.

Plenty of others, I'm sure.
 
Teknowaffle [TotalFark]
2011-11-30 11:32:19 AM
Angry Drunk Bureaucrat: SIIIIM-PLEE HAAAAA-VING AWONDERFUL CHRIST. MAS. TIIIIIME.
SIIIIM-PLEE HAAAAA-VING AWONDERFUL CHRIST. MAS. TIIIIIME.
SIIIIM-PLEE HAAAAA-VING AWONDERFUL CHRIST. MAS. TIIIIIME.

/You're welcome.

That song is so bad that to cancel it out it takes Elenor Rigby and Yesterday.
 
EatHam [TotalFark]
2011-11-30 11:32:22 AM
 
IgG4 [TotalFark]
2011-11-30 11:33:15 AM
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Oh tannenbaum, sung by Hitler
 
jchic [TotalFark]
2011-11-30 11:33:56 AM
Santa Baby. That song makes me want to punch Santa in the oompa loompas.
 
Demetrius [TotalFark]
2011-11-30 11:34:14 AM
And for whatever reason, the Bob and Doug Mckenzie 12 Days of Christmas never fails to crack me up after all these years.
 
Demetrius [TotalFark]
2011-11-30 11:36:41 AM
Didn't the Chipmunks do a Christmas song? That's got to be up there.
 
DjangoStonereaver [TotalFark]
2011-11-30 11:38:47 AM
The "GiveaGiveaGivea GARMIN" song.
 
The_Sponge [TotalFark]
2011-11-30 11:39:41 AM
My nominations:

All I Want for Christmas is My Two Front Teeth

The Twelve Days of Christmas
 
Impasse
2011-11-30 11:40:23 AM
 
InOmnibusCaritas [TotalFark]
2011-11-30 11:41:06 AM
Santa farking Baby (new window)

I hate this damn song
 
Sliding Carp [TotalFark]
2011-11-30 11:41:07 AM
Demetrius: And for whatever reason, the Bob and Doug Mckenzie 12 Days of Christmas never fails to crack me up after all these years.

Also "Rust and Smoke" by Da Yoopers.
 
exatron
2011-11-30 11:41:52 AM
Carol of the Bells
 
The_Sponge [TotalFark]
2011-11-30 11:41:54 AM
Timmy the Tumor: with "Feliz Navidad" getting runner-up credits


I'm a big fan of this parody version:

Song Lyrics:
Police Stop My Car

(Parody of Feliz Navidad by José Feliciano)


Police stop my car
Police stop my car
The police made me stop
Walk a straight line and blow a balloon up

Police stop my car
Police stop my car
The police made me stop
Walk a straight line and blow a balloon up

They wanna wish me a sober Christmas
That's why they always pull me over Christmas
They say they're just making sure
That there's no open bottles in my car

They wanna wish me a sober Christmas
That's why they always pull me over Christmas
They say they're just making sure
That there's no open bottles in my car

Police roadblock
Police roadblock
Police roadblock
I can smell the donuts as they smell my breath

Police roadblock
Police roadblock
Police roadblock
I can smell the donuts as they smell my breath

They wanna wish me a sober Christmas
That's why they always pull me over Christmas
They're gonna let me out on bail this Christmas
From the bottom of their hearts

Police lock me up
Police lock me up
The police lock me up
'Cause when I blew, I blew a 2.1
 
squirrel_spam
2011-11-30 11:42:21 AM
How is it I am the only one who has never heard of this Dominic Donkey song?

//To the You-Tube...
//If it is this bad, I must watch
//Its called Rebecca-Black syndrome
 
The_Sponge [TotalFark]
2011-11-30 11:42:43 AM
I'm a big Jimmy Buffett fan, but there are a few sucky songs on his Christmas Island album.
 
skullkrusher
2011-11-30 11:42:51 AM
jchic: Santa Baby. That song makes me want to punch Santa in the oompa loompas.

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Derigiberble
2011-11-30 11:43:16 AM
Demetrius: Didn't the Chipmunks do a Christmas song? That's got to be up there.

That song is actually the starting point of the pile of annoying shiat known as The Chipmunks.

Christmas Shoes is still the worst song out there though, it is very hard to top.
 
Pertifly
2011-11-30 11:43:17 AM
I have not heard of the Donkey song either.
 
KatjaMouse
2011-11-30 11:43:20 AM
Last Christmas I Gave You My Heart makes me stabby.

All I want for Christmas makes me wish for partial deafness.

Baby It's Cold Outside makes me shout to the heavens "WHY?! WHY IS THIS POPULAR?!"

The Christmas Shoes should go without saying.
 
Im_Gumby
2011-11-30 11:43:21 AM
Xmas shoes FTW (new window)
 
JerseyTim [TotalFark]
2011-11-30 11:43:25 AM
Anything by Trans-Siberian Orchestra. That's like what Christmas music would sound like in Idiocracy.
 
skullkrusher
2011-11-30 11:43:30 AM
squirrel_spam: How is it I am the only one who has never heard of this Dominic Donkey song?

//To the You-Tube...
//If it is this bad, I must watch
//Its called Rebecca-Black syndrome

cuz ya ain't no I-Talian?
 
TNel
2011-11-30 11:43:55 AM
I've never heard of the Donkey song either, but I do like the Hippo song. I think it was on Dr. Dementos Christmas cd.
 
A Leaf in Fall
2011-11-30 11:43:59 AM
I actually love the hippo song. But I heard it for the first time last year.
 
Mr_Fabulous
2011-11-30 11:44:12 AM
Timmy the Tumor: Tie between "Little Drummer Boy," the George Michael/Wham abortion "Last Christmas," and "Grandma Got Run Over by a Reindeer"

I'm not familiar with the Wham tune, but your other two choices are spot-on.

BARRUMPAH-BUM-BUM, RUMPAH-BUM-BUM, RUMPAH-BUM-BUM!
BARRUMPAH-BUM-BUM, RUMPAH-BUM-BUM, RUMPAH-BUM-BUM!
BARRUMPAH-BUM-BUM, RUMPAH-BUM-BUM, RUMPAH-BUM-BUM!
 
Pertifly
2011-11-30 11:44:21 AM
Angry Drunk Bureaucrat: SIIIIM-PLEE HAAAAA-VING AWONDERFUL CHRIST. MAS. TIIIIIME.
SIIIIM-PLEE HAAAAA-VING AWONDERFUL CHRIST. MAS. TIIIIIME.
SIIIIM-PLEE HAAAAA-VING AWONDERFUL CHRIST. MAS. TIIIIIME.

/You're welcome.

My sister who works in retail told me she was in hell already (Black Friday) because her store was playing a tape that had various versions of that song on it. I mentioned this to my husband who had never heard the song before. So I hooked him up, because I'm a cool wife.

(die, song, die)
 
Prank Call of Cthulhu
2011-11-30 11:44:34 AM
I say "Christmas Shoes," but Mrs. PCoC gets all stabby when she hears the hippopotamus song.
 
NkThrasher
2011-11-30 11:44:55 AM
No voting enabled? Boo.


Any Christmas song played before black Friday.
 
KatjaMouse
2011-11-30 11:45:46 AM
The Top 10 Disturbing and Inescapable Christmas Songs (new window)

She pretty much nails it.
 
InOmnibusCaritas [TotalFark]
2011-11-30 11:45:58 AM
jchic: Santa Baby. That song makes me want to punch Santa in the oompa loompas.

This is why I should read the thread BEFORE posting. Yes, this song is the absolute worst piece of garbage ever written.
 
Tax Boy
2011-11-30 11:46:01 AM
If it's not by Vince Guaraldi, then by definition, it's an annoying christmas song.
 
Tyrone Biggums
2011-11-30 11:46:15 AM
Nabb1: Grandma Got Run Over By A Reindeer. I won't even entertain any other suggestions for worst of all time.

Second
 
Pump_ThePurpleWarrior
2011-11-30 11:46:34 AM
"Jingle Bell Rock" and "Rockin' Around the Christmas Tree" both make very very murder-murder-stabby-stabby-stab-stab!
 
evilmrsock
2011-11-30 11:46:34 AM
ArkAngel: Christmas Shoes

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I wanna find the fella who wrote that and put his head in a half nelson, twisting it around, saying each letter of the alphabet on every turn, and then when I reach the first letter of my true love's name (that would be the lovely Elizabeth), I would yank his head clean off and roll it down the pike like a bowling ball!
 
Odd Bird
2011-11-30 11:46:35 AM
I want a Mistress for Christmas (new window)

/I'll be in their stocki...my bunk
 
oldebayer
2011-11-30 11:46:36 AM
I never heard the Dominic the Donkey song, but I've heard David Sedaris do I Want a Hippopotamus for Christmas, and even the Three Tenors couldn't have done it better.
 
The_Sponge [TotalFark]
2011-11-30 11:47:25 AM
Pump_ThePurpleWarrior: "Jingle Bell Rock" and "Rockin' Around the Christmas Tree" both make very very murder-murder-stabby-stabby-stab-stab!


Exception:

The Hall & Oates version, which kicks ass.
 
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