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(Talking Points Memo) Interesting FCC allows AT&T to withdraw its T-Mobile merger, flips them the bird as they're leaving   (idealab.talkingpointsmemo.com) divider line 27
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2011-11-30 11:27:23 AM
They still have flip phones?
 
2011-11-30 01:09:27 PM
I'm all for the avian finger. I don't even care what the context is.

When it comes to huge kajillionaire corporations, whatever can be done to shiat on their pretentious, greedy, grasping hands, I'm on board.

/yep, I know, I sound poor
//heeeeerre's your finger
 
2011-11-30 01:34:15 PM
As a T-mobile user, this is fantastic news. I've been holding off on signing a new contract in case AT&T came in and gutted everything. If it doesn't happen I can finally get a new phone. Woo.
 
2011-11-30 02:34:18 PM
JanusofZeal: As a T-mobile user, this is fantastic news. I've been holding off on signing a new contract in case AT&T came in and gutted everything. If it doesn't happen I can finally get a new phone. Woo.

Too late for me; I already switched to Verizon.
 
2011-11-30 02:35:31 PM
As a T-Mobile customer, I'm happy that the merger isn't going through, but worried that this will mean some other road that they take to spin it off from Deutsche that will still wind up screwing me over...
 
2011-11-30 03:01:29 PM
So my wife's At&t stock that she's had since the 80s is worth something?

I need to know this because I'm trying to start a fire in the fireplace.


/she worked at Bell Labs in Holmdel for many years
 
2011-11-30 03:01:43 PM
Does this mean T-Mobile will keep the totally farkable brunette on the commercials? That's the truly important story here.
 
2011-11-30 03:09:33 PM
And there was much rejoicing.
 
2011-11-30 03:33:38 PM
BizarreMan: And there was much rejoicing.

They eat the Robin's minstrels?
 
2011-11-30 03:48:50 PM
The people we know at T-mobile are certainly pleased. I wonder how much of the $4B that ATT has to give T-Mobile will go as severance to the T-Mobile people from the clean room....
 
2011-11-30 04:22:29 PM
Thread needs more Carly...

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2011-11-30 04:47:00 PM
Another T Mobile customer happy to see it not going through. Ditched AT&T with their horrible service for T Mobile several years ago and it is great, especially for the family plans & wifi hotspot features
 
2011-11-30 05:48:40 PM
JanusofZeal: As a T-mobile user, this is fantastic news. I've been holding off on signing a new contract in case AT&T came in and gutted everything. If it doesn't happen I can finally get a new phone. Woo.

Same here, I haven't bought a new phone because my contract was up and I didn't want to be locked in with new contract when AT&T bought them out. I'm happy with T-Mobile as is.
 
2011-11-30 06:46:39 PM
Verizon customer here. Also happy. Competition is a good thing, when you are dealing with big outfits like phone companies.
 
2011-11-30 07:04:27 PM
Unobtanium: Verizon customer here. Also happy. Competition is a good thing, when you are dealing with big outfits like phone companies.

The fact that you are on Verizon should prove rather well that even if T-Mobile and AT&T merged, there would still be competition...
 
2011-11-30 09:20:20 PM
As a Sprint Customer this makes me feel nothing.

\outpriced by Verizon
\\AT&T sucks
 
2011-11-30 10:04:53 PM
I worked for the call center that handled the Alltel and Verizon merger (which later became an Alltel to ATT merger with the spin-off entities). Be thankful you didn't go through this crap. Mergers SUCK. I dealt with four different companies during this merger (Alltel, Verizon, ATNI, and ATT) and ATT just did not have their shiat together. They failed, and failed hard.

You could make the excuse that by going through one large merger would prepare them for another - but you gotta realize this merger took place over a 12 month period. It was done in phases. They didn't learn anything from the first phase in the first month and still managed to find new ways of screwing up while not fixing their original problems 12 months down the road. Their incompetence was something to behold. If you could bottle it, and sell it, it just might be enough stupidity to be considered weapons grade retardation.
 
2011-11-30 11:10:42 PM
ShadowLAnCeR: As a Sprint Customer this makes me feel nothing.

\outpriced by Verizon
\\AT&T sucks


Actually, Sprint benefits the most from this as they are the ones the merger would've driven to extinction. It's funny seeing all the T-Mo customers cheering. Hate to spoil the party, but T-Mobile is toast regardless, and this is nothing but a stay of execution. Deutsche has already made it clear they no longer want it, and if AT&T can't buy it wholesale, it'll likely get chopped up and sold piecemeal.
 
2011-11-30 11:41:23 PM
This pleases me to no end. Temporary reprieve or not, AT&T getting a slapdown is always cause for a smile.

/also a T-Mobile customer
 
2011-11-30 11:50:18 PM
Add me to the list of T-Mobile customers who are glad it was blocked.
 
2011-12-01 12:50:56 AM
JanusofZeal: As a T-mobile user, this is fantastic news. I've been holding off on signing a new contract in case AT&T came in and gutted everything. If it doesn't happen I can finally get a new phone. Woo.

Gutted everything? T-Mo was a shell as it was so I dont know how it can be gutted further, well except for all the layoffs that are going to happen if the merger does die.

And good bye sprint and metroPCS along with a few others if it does get dropped since T-Mo will use the money ATT has to give them as a break up fee to steal all their pre-paid customers, which is what has been sustaining sprint for a long time. I also fail to see why T-mo customers are happy, I used to have them and they sucked outside of major areas with shiat quality and shiatty phones.

The Bestest: Actually, Sprint benefits the most from this as they are the ones the merger would've driven to extinction. It's funny seeing all the T-Mo customers cheering. Hate to spoil the party, but T-Mobile is toast regardless, and this is nothing but a stay of execution. Deutsche has already made it clear they no longer want it, and if AT&T can't buy it wholesale, it'll likely get chopped up and sold piecemeal.

Sprint is bleeding money and being held afloat by their pre pay customers, if the merger doesnt go through T-Mo will kill sprint by stealing all those customers away from them, sprint was on life support before and with the new cash they get they will crush sprint.
 
2011-12-01 12:54:37 AM
The Bestest: and if AT&T can't buy it wholesale, it'll likely get chopped up and sold piecemeal.


Wrong. If piecemeal sales were allowable then asset divestiture would actually be an option. However indications from the FCC & DOJ are that ATT could not divest enough of T-Mobile to allow the sale to go through.

Worst-case scenario is that Deutsche is going to spin it off.
 
2011-12-01 10:22:37 AM
steamingpile: if the merger doesnt go through T-Mo will kill sprint by stealing all those customers away from them

Yeah right, the only major carrier without the iphone will steal customers from Sprint. Sprint's biggest problem is pivoting away from Clear for 4G without farking over their existing customers. Meanwhile ATT's payoff to TMOB will be like giving a crack whore $10k and telling her to go buy some groceries and rent an apartment.
 
2011-12-01 11:14:55 AM
Conflicted, I kinda wished T-Mobile would support the 3G band AT&T is using.
/On T-Mobile plan, using EDGE connection on my smartphone, suck it, it's cheap.
 
2011-12-01 12:39:21 PM
steamingpile: JanusofZeal: As a T-mobile user, this is fantastic news. I've been holding off on signing a new contract in case AT&T came in and gutted everything. If it doesn't happen I can finally get a new phone. Woo.

Gutted everything? T-Mo was a shell as it was so I dont know how it can be gutted further, well except for all the layoffs that are going to happen if the merger does die.

And good bye sprint and metroPCS along with a few others if it does get dropped since T-Mo will use the money ATT has to give them as a break up fee to steal all their pre-paid customers, which is what has been sustaining sprint for a long time. I also fail to see why T-mo customers are happy, I used to have them and they sucked outside of major areas with shiat quality and shiatty phones.


Because it gives me the cheapest unlimited data (old contract. Real unlimited) messaging and more than enough minutes. In exchange for this cheapest price I have 1) coverage everywhere I want it and 2) the phone I wanted the most at the time I got my last phone (as well as can get the phone I want most right now.)

Man, best price, the coverage I need, AND the phone I want. What a terrible deal! Getting the worst customer service sounds like a MUCH better plan.

No, I don't get coverage everywhere, but I don't really give a fark if I'm not getting coverage in Ohio or whatever other shiathole.
 
2011-12-01 07:07:04 PM
Bacontastesgood: Yeah right, the only major carrier without the iphone will steal customers from Sprint. Sprint's biggest problem is pivoting away from Clear for 4G without farking over their existing customers. Meanwhile ATT's payoff to TMOB will be like giving a crack whore $10k and telling her to go buy some groceries and rent an apartment.

Because thats how businesses work, right? Fact remains the only way for these few scrub phone companies is to subsist on the month to month people who cant get a real phone, clear is sucking now and people even in a good coverage area like atlanta are leaving them since they suck now.

If T-mo doesnt get gobbled up then they will end up taking a ton of customers from smaller carriers and put them out of business, the exact same thing the FCC is saying will happen if they get bought, someone is paying big bucks somewhere to make this deal die.

JanusofZeal: Man, best price, the coverage I need, AND the phone I want. What a terrible deal! Getting the worst customer service sounds like a MUCH better plan.

You are about 1% of the population that stays in a central area and doesnt have a need to travel then, they are happy to let you get shiat service until those companies die.

And I still have unlimited data on ATT.
 
2011-12-02 03:37:26 PM
minnesotaboy: Thread needs more Carly...


...and less clothing...

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