A. Definitely A.

Let's ask Candace. (pops)

William Tell nods approvingly.

a,
b
c


All of the above, son, all of the above.

ArkAngel: [i367.photobucket.com image 319x243]

D) Gamble

Damn you!

MythDragon: ArkAngel: [i367.photobucket.com image 319x243]

D) Gamble

Damn you!

Another since your photobucket bandwith has been exceeded

S-I-M-P Squirrels in my Pants!!!!
SQUIRREL!! SQUIRREL!

/We just got served
//by namegoeshere

namegoeshere: Let's ask Candace. (pops)

Or Ray Stevens (new window).

I'd let it run up my leg - it would definitely be the most fun I've had all year.

ArkAngel: D) Gamble

Came for Simpsons reference. Leaving satisfied.

/tips hat to you

namegoeshere: Let's ask Candace. (pops)

dougermouse: S-I-M-P Squirrels in my Pants!!!!
SQUIRREL!! SQUIRREL!

/We just got served
//by namegoeshere

how can i qualify for government grants?

Hmmm, tough choices, but unless the squirrel is on fire, we should probably exclude "B," so that leaves us with A & C...

I also think I remember that question from the logic section of the GRE.

22 bird shot drtfa

FYI, obviously this guy is not telling the truth. He shot himself in the foot and then made up a story about a squirrel on his leg when the police got involved.

Well, should I eat them here, or take them home?

My pants leg? A
Your pants leg? C

I hate to say it, but if some disease riddled flea farm ran up my leg I'd probably panic and start shooting my own leg off to kill the bastard as well.

Personally, I think that takes some balls on the squirrel's part.

epyonyx: Came for Simpsons reference. Leaving satisfied.

I was CERTAIN this thread would feature that screencap first, and was a shoo-in for "done in one."

Hah. My dad knows this guy, and told me the story shortly after it happened. Apparently my dad was also the only one the guy would actually tell about it.

Rule: Never Go Full Plaxico

CoRrUpTeDbUdGiE: I'd let it run up my leg - it would definitely be the most fun I've had all year.

It has been kind of a crap year, hasn't it?

Better yet, the video. (pops)

Approves

Q: Why does a squirrel swim on his back?
A: To keep his nuts dry.

Came for Phineas and Ferb reference.

Leaving satisfied

Probably would've caused his gonads strife.

A what?

Better than a shotgun.

Sometimes I doubt weather the Second Amendment was such a good idea. This is one of those times.

Won't someone please think of the children!

Impossible!
Everyone with a gun only makes the CORRECT decision and always hits what they aim for.
Every time.

I was hoping he at least shot through the squirrel and hit himself. From the way I read the article, he just shot himself. I am all for gun ownership, but cant we take his guns away from him (if he is the gun owner).

/Just to clarify I don't think he should get to keep his gun even if he hit the squirrel and himself
// rabies shots are not as bad as they used to be

.
"Guess who was there?..... SQUIRREL MAN!"

Melee it first (press LS button) then shoot it (press RT button) GOSH!

Minimally Hairy Beer-Powered Simian: I hate to say it, but if some disease riddled flea farm ran up my leg I'd probably panic and start shooting my own leg off to kill the bastard as well.

Really? I'd just kick it.

/done that, actually
//the signs said the ground squirrels carried the black plague
///shudders

namegoeshere: Let's ask Candace. (pops)

Thank you; leaving satisfied.

Ivo Shandor: namegoeshere: Let's ask Candace. (pops)

Or Ray Stevens (new window).

Whew. Came for the Ray Stevens, almost missed this.

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