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gopher321

2011-11-30 09:27:34 AM

Well, gosh, subby. I guess their "George Washington" brand bread didn't turn out to be a crowd pleaser, then huh?

FlashHarry

2011-11-30 09:51:32 AM

they have a hole in the middle and are topped with sea salt?

cgraves67

2011-11-30 10:07:27 AM

Can I still buy a gingerbread terrorist and bite its head off?

AverageAmericanGuy

2011-11-30 10:07:51 AM

Basically, he's saying to Western observers, take the stick from out thy ass and take thy ass on out my door.

Or in the immortal words of Jeff, you'll get over it.

Ponzholio

2011-11-30 10:08:27 AM

I heard they were falafel...

Leeds

2011-11-30 10:13:35 AM

Is it half baked at best?

Does it blow itself up unexpectedly?

Arkanaut

2011-11-30 10:13:52 AM

FlashHarry: they have a hole in the middle and are topped with sea salt?

I lol'ed

/Does anyone give a fark what the Malawians call their bread?

Nightsweat

2011-11-30 10:16:10 AM

Why can't they sell tasty treats named after some peaceful chap like that nice Otto von Bismarck guy? Maybe a jelly doughnut of some sort. Or a sugary millefuille named after that nice Corporal from France - Napoleon something or another...

elev8meL8r

2011-11-30 10:17:17 AM

skullkrusher

2011-11-30 10:20:53 AM

they're mujahadeeelicious!

Ponzholio

2011-11-30 10:39:17 AM

skullkrusher: they're mujahadeeelicious!

The business is just trying to mecca name for themselves... But apparently they taste like shi'ite.

Jim_Callahan

2011-11-30 10:43:12 AM

So? Bin Laden isn't exactly the John Smith of the middle east, but it's a fairly generic name and the family the terrorist one comes from is a huge construction concern iirc, making them pretty ubiquitous. Sort of like naming something Arnold Bread in the US, no one would be all "named for Benedict Arnold? The OUTRAGEGARBLGARBL!?!?!?!", they'd just be all "hey, that bread's tasty" or "hm, that bread kinda sucks".

uncoveror

2011-11-30 10:45:20 AM

They also have something like Kaiser rolls, only they call them Fuhrer rolls.

beezeltown

2011-11-30 10:46:20 AM

Malawi borders which of the following:
A. Senegal
B. Mozambique
C. Somalia
D. All of the above
E. Trick question, none of these are real places

cwolf20

2011-11-30 10:50:54 AM

Samuel Adams beer to be changed to "Sammy's Tasty Brew"

Nabb1

2011-11-30 11:06:07 AM

I would have gone with "Osama bun Laden" over "bin Laden."

jehovahs witness protection

2011-11-30 11:06:15 AM

Day old bread is the shiat...literally

swahnhennessy

2011-11-30 11:09:13 AM

Sick tag?

Eddie Adams from Torrance

2011-11-30 11:11:01 AM

Uncle Tractor

2011-11-30 11:27:20 AM

Meh. If I was going to use Bin Laden as a brand name for anything, it would be pork chops. Or bacon. Or tampons.

MythDragon

2011-11-30 01:29:33 PM

FlashHarry: they have a hole in the middle and are topped with sea salt?

how do they taste dipped in salt water?

Leeds

2011-11-30 01:32:59 PM

Uncle Tractor: Meh. If I was going to use Bin Laden as a brand name for anything, it would be pork chops. Or bacon. Or tampons.

Or the morning after pill: "Bin Laiden."

neversubmit

2011-11-30 03:25:15 PM

_____ sells. If you want to make money fill in the blank. These people filled in the blank. Yay capitalism.

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