Well. The royal family needs a little shaking up.

mitchcumstein1: God, I bet her post baby body is going to be ridiculous.

Which way are we talking here - ridiculously good or ridiculously bad?

Kate WHO?

They marry in a commoner philly every generation or so. Their blood line is rediculously inbred and their genes are pretty weak. Look at Charles. Not exactly the finest genetic specimen. If you look at the princes, though, they're much more fit and healthy looking.

She'll be useful to them as long as she keeps pumping out healthy heirs and maintains a shut mouth. If she gets mouthy or starts acting out, look for her to have a "tragic auto accident" or an "overdose".

deffuse: mitchcumstein1: God, I bet her post baby body is going to be ridiculous.

Which way are we talking here - ridiculously good or ridiculously bad?

For me, it wouldn't matter. I'd go for a prebaby Kate Middleton (shocking, really) or even a baby ravaged Kate Middleton.

Tru TV? won't click on it. What did the D-list celebrities have to say?

It's just that the powers that be are often so shady - it's easy to believe the worst about them:

Notary who blew whistle on foreclosure fraud found dead

The notary who signed tens of thousands of false documents in a massive robo-signing scandal case was found dead in her home on Monday.

The notary, 43-year-old Tracy Lawrence, was supposed to be in court at 8:30 Monday morning for her sentencing hearing. When her attorney did not hear from her for more than an hour, Sr. Deputy Attorney General Robert Giunta asked for a bench warrant to be issued for Lawrence. The judge denied the request.

Police were sent to Lawrence's house to check on her after her lawyer expressed concern for her client's well-being. They found her body inside her home.

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fb- is the father.

And here forever ends the raving about her arse.

socodog: They marry in a commoner philly every generation or so. Their blood line is rediculously inbred and their genes are pretty weak. Look at Charles. Not exactly the finest genetic specimen. If you look at the princes, though, they're much more fit and healthy looking.

She'll be useful to them as long as she keeps pumping out healthy heirs and maintains a shut mouth. If she gets mouthy or starts acting out, look for her to have a "tragic auto accident" or an "overdose".

He may not be quite as pretty, but he had his day.

But What Does It Mean?

Angry Buddha: And here forever ends the raving about her arse.

I'll give my dying breath to keep the tradition alive. Don't take away the precious few things that make me happy.

RexTalionis: mitchcumstein1: RexTalionis: socodog: They marry in a commoner philly every generation or so. Their blood line is rediculously inbred and their genes are pretty weak. Look at Charles. Not exactly the finest genetic specimen. If you look at the princes, though, they're much more fit and healthy looking.

Fun fact: Kate Middleton is Prince William's 13th cousin.

Isn't everybody everybody else's 13th cousin.

I don't think so. We're all related of course, but I highly doubt that there's really any blood relationship between me (as a guy who comes from around the Beijing-Tianjin region) and anybody of, say, European or African or Native American descent within the last 1000 or more years.

WRONG, according to, BIBLICAL, science we are all brothers and sisters.

BarbadoSlim: Kate WHO?

This.

As an RH negative individual i find this all deeply offensive.

My people stopped eating monkeybloods at least 100 years ago, but you just can't let it go, can you?

So in other words they're remaking V again, this time with British royalty? Sweet! It's already sounding more interesting than the last V series.

RexTalionis: socodog: They marry in a commoner philly every generation or so. Their blood line is rediculously inbred and their genes are pretty weak. Look at Charles. Not exactly the finest genetic specimen. If you look at the princes, though, they're much more fit and healthy looking.

Fun fact: Kate Middleton is Prince William's 13th cousin.

In other words, about as closely related as everyone on Fark is to any random stranger?

Shocking secrets? There was nothing shocking in that entire crapfest of a slideshow. And when you try to disprove a rumor about who Harry's dad is by saying he and Charles look alike, maybe show a picture of the two of them together, not Charles and Horse Face? Just an idea.

When does she stop being called 'Kate Middleton'? Did she hyphenate? Isn't she Princess Kate?

oh...

Some bikini pics, please? I'd like to think about how big those sweater pups are going to get.

The rumors about Harry not being Charles' son bug me.

The two clearly look alike. They always have. The nose and ears in particular.

And if you look at old pictures of Philip, Harry is practically his clone.

The only difference between grandfather, father, and son is the coloring, and that comes from Diana's family. Her brother is a ginger.

mitchcumstein1: RexTalionis: socodog: They marry in a commoner philly every generation or so. Their blood line is rediculously inbred and their genes are pretty weak. Look at Charles. Not exactly the finest genetic specimen. If you look at the princes, though, they're much more fit and healthy looking.

Fun fact: Kate Middleton is Prince William's 13th cousin.

Isn't everybody everybody else's 13th cousin.

Fun Fact 2: Queen Elizabeth and George Washington are cousins

hasty ambush: mitchcumstein1: RexTalionis: socodog: They marry in a commoner philly every generation or so. Their blood line is rediculously inbred and their genes are pretty weak. Look at Charles. Not exactly the finest genetic specimen. If you look at the princes, though, they're much more fit and healthy looking.

Fun fact: Kate Middleton is Prince William's 13th cousin.

Isn't everybody everybody else's 13th cousin.

Fun Fact 2: Queen Elizabeth and George Washington are cousins

Princess Diana is second or third cousins to Oliver Platt.

I'm 6th cousins to George W. Bush, who is a distant descendent of Edward III. (I'm not for the record.)\

I once read a genealogical article on the search of the most recent common ancestor (MRCA) to all of humanity, and he or she is hypothesized to have lived as late as 2,000 years ago.

The article went on to state that for those living in the West (and that includes non-whites), you are as likely descended from William the Conqueror as you are from the guy that took care of his horse.

/the more you know

I want to penis her while she derides me with British slang words.

gadian: I thought they were werewolves.

That's what the Doctor told me.

I really like how Elizabeth is Muslim, Jewish, and Christian all at the same time. Does this mean that the Islam purists are going to declare a fatwa on her? Every time anybody tries to leave Islam, somebody tries to kill them for being an apostate.

abhorrent1: I want to penis her while she derides me with British slang words.

I'd stick my Big Ben in her Westminster Abbey.

/get it?
//that's english slang for "sexy time"
///"sexy time" is american slang for "sex"

ArkAngel: chookbillion: socodog: They marry in a commoner philly every generation or so. Their blood line is rediculously inbred and their genes are pretty weak. Look at Charles. Not exactly the finest genetic specimen. If you look at the princes, though, they're much more fit and healthy looking.

She'll be useful to them as long as she keeps pumping out healthy heirs and maintains a shut mouth. If she gets mouthy or starts acting out, look for her to have a "tragic auto accident" or an "overdose".

He may not be quite as pretty, but he had his day.
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Most of the European royal families have some sort of distinguishing feature. For the Windors, it's early onset baldness and large ears. Could be worse, though. The Hapsburg family was so into cousin marriage that they turned what was once a larger than normal lower jaw into a deformity so severe that King Carlos II of Spain wasn't even able to chew.

House Targaryen calls shanagans.