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2011-11-30 08:33:52 AM
After he was arrested, Martin told police that a side effect of one of the drugs he had been prescribed for Parkinson's Disease was hypersexuality.
In handing down the sentence, Justice Porter said he believed Martin would not have had sex with the girl had it not been for the medication, the Australian Broadcasting Corporation reported.


Judge is a Liberal moron.

It all comes down to free will. He made a choice to fark a 12 year old girl.
If I got into a car high off of prescribed Oxycotin, and I killed someone, should I be given a free pass on OUI/Manslaughter? I knew the drugs were dangerous and could make me sleepy, yet I chose to farking drive.
 
2011-11-30 08:50:43 AM
cman: If I got into a car high off of prescribed Oxycotin, and I killed someone, should I be given a free pass on OUI/Manslaughter?

upload.wikimedia.org

Yes.

/troll
 
2011-11-30 08:51:50 AM
Lawyers and politicians are permitted to roam freely among normal people why again?
 
2011-11-30 08:51:54 AM
This is the justice system. Works for rich white people and thier friends...and im white
 
2011-11-30 08:52:17 AM
kingoomieiii: cman: If I got into a car high off of prescribed Oxycotin, and I killed someone, should I be given a free pass on OUI/Manslaughter?

[upload.wikimedia.org image 220x274]

Yes.

/troll


No, there is no way in hell that I should get a pass.

If I killed a member of your family while under the influence, would you still feel the same way?
 
2011-11-30 08:52:43 AM
It's Australia. Everyone's already a criminal anyway.
 
2011-11-30 08:52:50 AM
Is prostitution legal there? In that case you could argue that it's up to the service to confirm their ages, though 12 would probably be a little obvious.

I guess if you have sex with 162 girls, one of them is bound to be underage
 
2011-11-30 08:54:10 AM
Judge, look at the size of this man's penis. Now look at how small that girl is.

If the dick don't fit, you must acquit.
 
2011-11-30 08:55:16 AM
Yea kids remember, crimes don't count if you're on drugs.
 
2011-11-30 08:55:34 AM
But was she hot?
 
2011-11-30 08:56:05 AM
"World's best lawyer"

Nah. It's not what you know, it's who you know that counts.
 
2011-11-30 09:01:23 AM
FTFA: a side effect of one of the drugs he had been prescribed for Parkinson's Disease was hypersexuality

Comes in handy if you can't afford prostitutes..
 
2011-11-30 09:02:36 AM
Approves.


cache.dealbreaker.com

this guy ordered three 12 year olds from France flown to his private island for his birthday.


It's just how he rolls.
 
2011-11-30 09:03:46 AM
Was convinced this was about Berlusconi.
 
2011-11-30 09:04:01 AM
Scoot951: Is prostitution legal there? In that case you could argue that it's up to the service to confirm their ages, though 12 would probably be a little obvious.

I guess if you have sex with 162 girls, one of them is bound to be underage


That's why I insist on only having sex with post-menopausal women. If they can lubricate, that's the end of the date.
 
2011-11-30 09:04:10 AM
cman: kingoomieiii: cman: If I got into a car high off of prescribed Oxycotin, and I killed someone, should I be given a free pass on OUI/Manslaughter?

[upload.wikimedia.org image 220x274]

Yes.

/troll

No, there is no way in hell that I should get a pass.

If I killed a member of your family while under the influence, would you still feel the same way?


And now we know Rush's Fark handle.
 
2011-11-30 09:05:11 AM
TA-DA...

Aristocrats
 
2011-11-30 09:05:26 AM
Show me a twelve year old that looks like an eighteen year old. Difficulty: The eighteen year old may not be Anne Howe.
 
2011-11-30 09:06:30 AM
RubberBabyBuggyBumpers: cman: kingoomieiii: cman: If I got into a car high off of prescribed Oxycotin, and I killed someone, should I be given a free pass on OUI/Manslaughter?

[upload.wikimedia.org image 220x274]

Yes.

/troll

No, there is no way in hell that I should get a pass.

If I killed a member of your family while under the influence, would you still feel the same way?

And now we know Rush's Fark handle.


Yes, I am an old fat man who spits shiat out of his mouth talking nonsense about things I know nothing about.

/Rush Limbaugh sucks
 
2011-11-30 09:11:00 AM
cman:


Judge is a Liberal moron.

It all comes down to free will. He made a choice to fark a 12 year old girl.
If I got into a car high off of prescribed Oxycotin, and I killed someone, should I be given a free pass on OUI/Manslaughter? I knew the drugs were dangerous and could make me sleepy, yet I chose to farking drive.


Actually the guy would probably get off (no pun intended) with a conservative judge as well. The girl was advertised to be 18. The man paid for an 18 year-old prostitute. The breach of warranty wouldn't be his fault under a classical view of contracts I don't think.
 
2011-11-30 09:11:31 AM
Once again, just more proof that GOD makes sexy children.



/snark
 
2011-11-30 09:16:48 AM
imontheinternet: Judge, look at the size of this man's penis. Now look at how small that girl is.

If the dick don't fit, you must acquit.


+10
 
2011-11-30 09:17:13 AM
Nothing new for Australian and UK justice. Almost every story I read about a child rapist/molester from one of those places getting no jail time, the judge will make the asinine statement like this one did of "His reputation has been damaged, so he has suffered enough". Uhhh, what about the victim?
 
2011-11-30 09:20:00 AM
Walker: Nothing new for Australian and UK justice. Almost every story I read about a child rapist/molester from one of those places getting no jail time, the judge will make the asinine statement like this one did of "His reputation has been damaged, so he has suffered enough". Uhhh, what about the victim?

um.. in this case the "victim" got money and sex.

win win.
 
2011-11-30 09:20:10 AM
cman: Yes, I am an old fat man who spits shiat out of his mouth talking nonsense about things I know nothing about.

/Rush Limbaugh sucks


Which is exactly what Rush would say if he was trying to make us think it wasn't him.

/busted
 
2011-11-30 09:32:46 AM
Flakeloaf: Show me a twelve year old that looks like an eighteen year old. Difficulty: The eighteen year old may not be Anne Howe.

[Traci_Lords.jpg]
 
2011-11-30 09:36:40 AM
1derful: cman:


Judge is a Liberal moron.

It all comes down to free will. He made a choice to fark a 12 year old girl.
If I got into a car high off of prescribed Oxycotin, and I killed someone, should I be given a free pass on OUI/Manslaughter? I knew the drugs were dangerous and could make me sleepy, yet I chose to farking drive.

Actually the guy would probably get off (no pun intended) with a conservative judge as well. The girl was advertised to be 18. The man paid for an 18 year-old prostitute. The breach of warranty wouldn't be his fault under a classical view of contracts I don't think.


A conservative judge would have pulled him aside and asked how he can get in on the action. Maybe after church on Sunday?
 
2011-11-30 09:44:46 AM
Flakeloaf: Show me a twelve year old that looks like an eighteen year old. Difficulty: The eighteen year old may not be Anne Howe.

Considering there is at least one girl out there who used to do porn, and for stuff like Hustler IIRC so I'm willing to give benefit of the doubt, that has absolutely no tits and looks like she weighs 80 pounds, it isn't an absolutely easy question.

Plus Angie Varona. If you ran across her pics, you'd swear she was legal.
 
2011-11-30 09:46:32 AM
cman: After he was arrested, Martin told police that a side effect of one of the drugs he had been prescribed for Parkinson's Disease was hypersexuality.
In handing down the sentence, Justice Porter said he believed Martin would not have had sex with the girl had it not been for the medication, the Australian Broadcasting Corporation reported.


Judge is a Liberal moron.

It all comes down to free will. He made a choice to fark a 12 year old girl.
If I got into a car high off of prescribed Oxycotin, and I killed someone, should I be given a free pass on OUI/Manslaughter? I knew the drugs were dangerous and could make me sleepy, yet I chose to farking drive.


I don't know why you say he's a liberal when this is clearly an example of one rich and powerful man letting another rich and powerful man off the hook for a crime anyone else would have been severely punished for. How are aristocrats scratching each others' backs being liberal? As a political philosophy, Liberalism literally got its start in opposition to this sort of corrupt bullshiat that the upper-classes have been pulling since Medieval times.

The real story here is how "Hypersexuality",a a fake psychiatric diagnosis (new window) not recognized by any national mental health organizations and perpetuated primarily against the weight of neurological science by prudish Christian anti-sex crusaders, has been used, yet again, to allow a rich and powerful man get away with being a philandering child-molester.
 
2011-11-30 09:47:15 AM
Observatory: Approves.


[cache.dealbreaker.com image 250x375]

this guy ordered three 12 year olds from France flown to his private island for his birthday.


It's just how he rolls.


Yeah, but walked free the proper, American way; by being unbelievably rich.
 
2011-11-30 09:49:31 AM
Flakeloaf: Show me a twelve year old that looks like an eighteen year old. Difficulty: The eighteen year old may not be Anne Howe.

[mandy smith.jpg]
 
2011-11-30 09:52:37 AM
I farking want parkinsons so bad right now.
 
2011-11-30 09:53:51 AM
What is the best thing about thirty 12-year olds?

Uh.... um...
Australia!
 
2011-11-30 10:01:16 AM
Flakeloaf: Show me a twelve year old that looks like an eighteen year old. Difficulty: The eighteen year old may not be Anne Howe.

I dunno about that, but here's an interesting challenge. What are the the ages of the following models:

img97.imageshack.us
img585.imageshack.us
img192.imageshack.us
 
2011-11-30 10:02:20 AM
Observatory: Approves.


[cache.dealbreaker.com image 250x375]

this guy ordered three 12 year olds from France flown to his private island for his birthday.


It's just how he rolls.


Imported through France from Eastern Europe. And while his maid was deported for doing her civic duty and reporting his felonies to the police, he got something like 12 months of "house arrest" -during which he was allowed to go wherever he wanted whenever he wanted, of course- and perhaps a stern talking to. The only media outlet that even covered the story was The Daily Beast as far as I can tell, and we can all rest assured that his equally rich friends within the Democratic Party fund-raising apparatus, the world of High Finance, and the general US elite all accepted the guy back into their arms as the wonderful socialite and sales-man they know him to be. Meanwhile, if you're a 16 year old boy who's 16 year old girlfriend happens to send a few nudie pics to, you very likely will get tried as an adult, sent to prison for 2 years, and then barred -for the rest of your life- from going withing 500 yards of a school house, which effectively means you can't live or work or study in a city. Mr. Diamond -rich, powerful, well-connected Mr. Diamond- transports under-aged girls who have been unwittingly recruited into a life of prostitution across multiple international boundaries, tapes his "sessions" with them, and threatens/bribes witnesses, officials, and the media to hush it up and his only punishment is having to live in his palatial Miami manor-house for a few months, while your average Joe -for far less severe transgressions- has his life ruined forever. That's what "liberty and justice for all" means in our modern Gilded Age, and we can all thank our rotten play-along-to-get-along political class, from Abramoff to Obama, for that.
 
2011-11-30 10:03:13 AM
Heron: cman: After he was arrested, Martin told police that a side effect of one of the drugs he had been prescribed for Parkinson's Disease was hypersexuality.
In handing down the sentence, Justice Porter said he believed Martin would not have had sex with the girl had it not been for the medication, the Australian Broadcasting Corporation reported.


Judge is a Liberal moron.

It all comes down to free will. He made a choice to fark a 12 year old girl.
If I got into a car high off of prescribed Oxycotin, and I killed someone, should I be given a free pass on OUI/Manslaughter? I knew the drugs were dangerous and could make me sleepy, yet I chose to farking drive.

I don't know why you say he's a liberal when this is clearly an example of one rich and powerful man letting another rich and powerful man off the hook for a crime anyone else would have been severely punished for. How are aristocrats scratching each others' backs being liberal? As a political philosophy, Liberalism literally got its start in opposition to this sort of corrupt bullshiat that the upper-classes have been pulling since Medieval times.

The real story here is how "Hypersexuality",a a fake psychiatric diagnosis (new window) not recognized by any national mental health organizations and perpetuated primarily against the weight of neurological science by prudish Christian anti-sex crusaders, has been used, yet again, to allow a rich and powerful man get away with being a philandering child-molester.


Sex addiction is not a myth, it can cause people to destroy their own lives just as readily as any other psychological addiction. The big problem is that a lot of people would rather take advantage of it or dismiss it than help treat it.

This guy got off by using the tried-and-true, "I didn't know!" defense.
 
2011-11-30 10:11:55 AM
Minimally Hairy Beer-Powered Simian: Lawyers and politicians are permitted to roam freely among normal people why again?

Because it is the natural order of things, wolves among the sheep.
 
2011-11-30 10:15:46 AM
neversubmit: Minimally Hairy Beer-Powered Simian: Lawyers and politicians are permitted to roam freely among normal people why again?

Because it is the natural order of things, wolves among the sheep.


which is why we need sheep dogs
 
2011-11-30 10:21:00 AM
Heron: Observatory: Approves.


[cache.dealbreaker.com image 250x375]

this guy ordered three 12 year olds from France flown to his private island for his birthday.


It's just how he rolls.

Imported through France from Eastern Europe. And while his maid was deported for doing her civic duty and reporting his felonies to the police, he got something like 12 months of "house arrest" -during which he was allowed to go wherever he wanted whenever he wanted, of course- and perhaps a stern talking to. The only media outlet that even covered the story was The Daily Beast as far as I can tell, and we can all rest assured that his equally rich friends within the Democratic Party fund-raising apparatus, the world of High Finance, and the general US elite all accepted the guy back into their arms as the wonderful socialite and sales-man they know him to be. Meanwhile, if you're a 16 year old boy who's 16 year old girlfriend happens to send a few nudie pics to, you very likely will get tried as an adult, sent to prison for 2 years, and then barred -for the rest of your life- from going withing 500 yards of a school house, which effectively means you can't live or work or study in a city. Mr. Diamond -rich, powerful, well-connected Mr. Diamond- transports under-aged girls who have been unwittingly recruited into a life of prostitution across multiple international boundaries, tapes his "sessions" with them, and threatens/bribes witnesses, officials, and the media to hush it up and his only punishment is having to live in his palatial Miami manor-house for a few months, while your average Joe -for far less severe transgressions- has his life ruined forever. That's what "liberty and justice for all" means in our modern Gilded Age, and we can all thank our rotten play-along-to-get-along political class, from Abramoff to Obama, for that.


I was on board until you tried to blame Obama. Yea, it was a totally level playing field before that guy showed up.

0/10
 
2011-11-30 10:23:03 AM
Ctrl-Alt-Del:
I dunno about that, but here's an interesting challenge. What are the the ages of the following models:

[img97.imageshack.us image 366x399]
[img585.imageshack.us image 367x389]
[img192.imageshack.us image 396x445]


Neat :). The hair colour-skin tone-hands in the third pic are definitely inconguous and got my attention; if you hadn't included it I'd have been convinced they were different people - at least until she spoke or her teeth became obvious.

Then again, that person is the same ethnicity as I am, so I have an advantage. Take a similar young lady from a south Asian country known for underage prostitutes - perhaps one close to Australia, maybe? - and I'd be stumped because I can't go by looks, I can't trust her command of the language and we may not have enough common ground for me to talk to her (the "reasonable effort" defense) long enough to figure out she hasn't learned things someone legal ought to know. Of course, being a rational thinking person I would probably choose not to boink someone who looked suspiciously, unprovably young.
 
2011-11-30 10:23:17 AM
Ctrl-Alt-Del: Flakeloaf: Show me a twelve year old that looks like an eighteen year old. Difficulty: The eighteen year old may not be Anne Howe.

I dunno about that, but here's an interesting challenge. What are the the ages of the following models:

[img97.imageshack.us image 366x399]
[img585.imageshack.us image 367x389]
[img192.imageshack.us image 396x445]


Looks like they're all the same lady to me.
 
2011-11-30 10:24:55 AM
Ctrl-Alt-Del: Flakeloaf: Show me a twelve year old that looks like an eighteen year old. Difficulty: The eighteen year old may not be Anne Howe.

I dunno about that, but here's an interesting challenge. What are the the ages of the following models:



The same, duh. Lousy makeup jobs.
 
2011-11-30 10:29:57 AM
Ctrl-Alt-Del: Flakeloaf: Show me a twelve year old that looks like an eighteen year old. Difficulty: The eighteen year old may not be Anne Howe.

I dunno about that, but here's an interesting challenge. What are the the ages of the following models:

[img97.imageshack.us image 366x399]
[img585.imageshack.us image 367x389]
[img192.imageshack.us image 396x445]


Are they all related?
 
2011-11-30 10:32:32 AM
Heron: Observatory: Approves.


[cache.dealbreaker.com image 250x375]

this guy ordered three 12 year olds from France flown to his private island for his birthday.


It's just how he rolls.

Imported through France from Eastern Europe. And while his maid was deported for doing her civic duty and reporting his felonies to the police, he got something like 12 months of "house arrest" -during which he was allowed to go wherever he wanted whenever he wanted, of course- and perhaps a stern talking to. The only media outlet that even covered the story was The Daily Beast as far as I can tell, and we can all rest assured that his equally rich friends within the Democratic Party fund-raising apparatus, the world of High Finance, and the general US elite all accepted the guy back into their arms as the wonderful socialite and sales-man they know him to be. Meanwhile, if you're a 16 year old boy who's 16 year old girlfriend happens to send a few nudie pics to, you very likely will get tried as an adult, sent to prison for 2 years, and then barred -for the rest of your life- from going withing 500 yards of a school house, which effectively means you can't live or work or study in a city. Mr. Diamond -rich, powerful, well-connected Mr. Diamond- transports under-aged girls who have been unwittingly recruited into a life of prostitution across multiple international boundaries, tapes his "sessions" with them, and threatens/bribes witnesses, officials, and the media to hush it up and his only punishment is having to live in his palatial Miami manor-house for a few months, while your average Joe -for far less severe transgressions- has his life ruined forever. That's what "liberty and justice for all" means in our modern Gilded Age, and we can all thank our rotten play-along-to-get-along political class, from Abramoff to Obama, for that.



The telegraph covered it, first hit on google (new window), but yeah it was hushed. But I have a question...

So, you have a problem with the neofeudalist aristocracy. What's your opinion on Occupy Wall Street and the "wealth redistribution/socialism" machine? How do you feel about the fact that the American Right wants to make the Golden Rule of Gold making the Rule is a conservative game? 'Cuz you're Mentioning Obama for particularly specious reasons and have a history of partisan nonsense.
 
2011-11-30 10:40:00 AM
Mangoose: Ctrl-Alt-Del: Flakeloaf: Show me a twelve year old that looks like an eighteen year old. Difficulty: The eighteen year old may not be Anne Howe.

I dunno about that, but here's an interesting challenge. What are the the ages of the following models:

[img97.imageshack.us image 366x399]
[img585.imageshack.us image 367x389]
[img192.imageshack.us image 396x445]

Are they all related?


I'm pretty sure it's the same person.
 
2011-11-30 10:51:40 AM
Ctrl-Alt-Del: Flakeloaf: Show me a twelve year old that looks like an eighteen year old. Difficulty: The eighteen year old may not be Anne Howe.

I dunno about that, but here's an interesting challenge. What are the the ages of the following models:

[img97.imageshack.us image 366x399]
[img585.imageshack.us image 367x389]
[img192.imageshack.us image 396x445]


13, its the same chick
 
2011-11-30 11:14:00 AM
Heron: Looks like they're all the same lady to me.

zorlack7: The same, duh. Lousy makeup jobs.

Mangoose: Are they all related?

GAT_00: I'm pretty sure it's the same person.

kvinesknows: 13, its the same chick

Lotta people pointing out that they all look like the same person, or like they're related, but only one guess so far as to actual age. I am dissapoint.
 
2011-11-30 11:21:43 AM
Ctrl-Alt-Del: Heron: Looks like they're all the same lady to me.

zorlack7: The same, duh. Lousy makeup jobs.

Mangoose: Are they all related?

GAT_00: I'm pretty sure it's the same person.

kvinesknows: 13, its the same chick

Lotta people pointing out that they all look like the same person, or like they're related, but only one guess so far as to actual age. I am dissapoint.


I'm willing to go 15 as a guess. I think it's harder to fake the "underage" look than the other two.
 
2011-11-30 11:22:56 AM
Ctrl-Alt-Del: Flakeloaf: Show me a twelve year old that looks like an eighteen year old. Difficulty: The eighteen year old may not be Anne Howe.

I dunno about that, but here's an interesting challenge. What are the the ages of the following models:

[img97.imageshack.us image 366x399]
[img585.imageshack.us image 367x389]
[img192.imageshack.us image 396x445]


based on the hands , I would say 20 ish.
She's 24 now.
Enikő Mihalik (new window)
 
2011-11-30 11:24:26 AM
Its good to be the king.
 
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