I saw no Mighty Man pics....just a pic of a douche acting douchy.

The guy on the left looks as intimidating as a pissed off worm.

Apparently, you need nothing in the crotch to be 'sexy' now days.

"Parker and Smith appeared on an episode of People's Court that aired the same day she disappeared."

O_o

I wonder how compatible he is with another Orlando fav, Casey Anthony.

Four sentences and a picture of the douche?

F*cking lame. Give me something to work with, Mods.

crap, and i was thinking of running in 2012.......but if this is thee caliber they're taking then I'd be embarassed to win the title.

/got something in the crotch area
//it's called pee stains

Probably some reasonable explanation for her disappearance. She could just be visiting some friends.

This case has been a bit odd.

The father was the last to see her alive yet the police insisted for days that he wasn't a suspect. The family also had no issue with him and called him a good father.

Then a few days ago a property related to him was raided by police and last night he was considered the prime suspect.

DCF waited until the very last minute to remove the children from the home (everything was fine apparently up until this point).

He's hired Mark NeJame, a high profile attorney in Orlando and they have recruited Texas Equusearch to come search for her.

They initially were heistant because of the Casey Anthony nonsense but have made statements indicating they want to help him find her.

Her family is also heading to court this morning to fight for custody of the children. They have hired an attorney from high profile Orlando law firm Morgan and Morgan to represent them. Morgan and Morgan is known for their ads where they pick random words and then tell you to call "Morgan and Morgan, For the People"

Then of course there are the repeated references to the couple's appearance on The People's Court that aired in the Orlando market that day. You'd think the news outlets were being paid advertising dollars for it as the show and the case do not appear to have any relevance to her disappearance except that she disappeared that night.

It's been widely reported that Parker and Smith appeared on People's Court together. Does anyone know the nature and outcome of the "case?" If he's the prime suspect in her disappearance, it could be assumed that she humiliated him pretty good.

Orlando's Sexiest Man of 2007

with that hook nose?

surely you cant be serious

I hope he's executed for wearing a shale necklace.

I would love to say "get 'em" based upon evidence of douchey behavior, but something just doesn't add up. Even the dumbest of the dumb know that the last person to see the missing person is always the first suspect. Also, she dropped off the kids to him before she disappeared which leaves a couple of scenarios.

1) He either killed the woman in front of her kids (highly unlikely)
2) He left 2 three year old children unsupervised, killed the mother, disposed of her body, and drove her car to the other side of their town and scratch off most of the VINs all in the space of an hour and a half. (not very likely)
3) He left the kids with someone then did all of the above. (Most likely scenario)

If he left the kids with someone that means someone out there knows what he did. If that is the case he is farked. I have a hard time believing he is the one who did something to this woman. The amount of time he would have had to do this in makes him an unlikely suspect.

Dear Mods, one cannot include the Florida tag AND the words "Orlando's Sexiest Man" in the headline. It's the same as dividing by zero.

Mr. Right Does anyone know the nature and outcome of the "case?"

The judge split the cost of the ring between them, $2500 each. The dude seemed pretty pissed of afterwards.

Parker pics, please.

/pardon the alliteration
//f*ck that douche nozzle

Part 1 of their People's Court appearance. (new window) I suspect it had less to do with the judgement and more to do with the airing of a lot of dirty laundry.

Orlando is a cultural wasteland and a talentless cesspool. It has cultivated every hatred I have in life from insignificant debris to a vast list of socially isolating obsessions. I have never been able to find the words to express this hatred, but this single picture sums it up perfectly.

shouldn't there be a picture of the missing woman on the page?


I gotta say tho, there's a clear difference between the armed services when they kill someone.

Air Force, leaves a note, has a clearly defined reason, makes the body presentable then offs themselves.
Army, leaves a note, leaves the body as is, has a reason tho its usually whacked then offs themselves.
Navy, no note, moves the body, nobody knows why, gets taken out by cops for "sudden movements".
Marine, no note, no body, no sign, no clue and it usually takes tens of thousands of people to figure it out... very good reason.

So, aspiring military boys and girls out there... which service do YOU want to be trained by?

See My Az Go: craigmoz: The family also had no issue with him and called him a good father.
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From what I hear (from people that know this family), is that there were always concerns about him. They just didn't say that to the media, because they don't want Dale to catch on right away that he is a suspect. Michelle's family never liked him, as his drinking was a bad influence on Michelle, and their entire relationship consisted of drunken fights with each other.

That is possible however a judge apparently decided DCF jumped the gun

Dale's children have been yanked from DCF custody and have been returned to his care.

prjindigo - new keyboard please....

Wow, instead of hiring an attorney, all he needed to do was co-operate with the police. Sometimes the way people behave makes them appear as likely the guilty party.

Since when is a guy walking around in his boxers considered "racy?"