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(ABC) Interesting Scientists identify "morning person" gene. Researchers tentatively call it Couric7AM   (abcnews.go.com) divider line 72
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2011-11-30 08:43:51 AM
Actually, if you use proper nomenclature it should be written as: COURIC7AM.

/genetics nerd
 
2011-11-30 08:44:26 AM
Are steps being sought to eliminate this gene?
 
2011-11-30 08:44:37 AM
fark you, it's too early for this shiat.
 
2011-11-30 08:44:50 AM
I'll take "People who annoy me too damn early every day" for $500 Alex.
 
2011-11-30 08:48:50 AM
Being an early morning person, I am really getting a kick ....

/fark you
//mumble mumble mumble
///lawn. GTFO
 
2011-11-30 08:50:51 AM
I've been a morning person for as long as I can remember. I hate feeling rushed in the morning so I tend to get up earlier. Gives me time to wake up, eat breakfast, take a shower, etc. Make sure I've got myself together before I leave the house in the morning.

Also, I just don't need quite as much sleep as most people. 6 hours, 7 TOPS is all I need and I often only sleep about 5-6 hours a night. And once I wake up in the morning that's it. I might as well get out of bed because I'm not falling back asleep.
 
2011-11-30 08:51:08 AM
Long time morning freak here. I got in the habit years ago when I had a house full of kids. 4:00 am was the quietest part of the day.
Even now, the hours between 5 and 9 am are my most productive. (if you can call Farking productive)
 
2011-11-30 08:54:23 AM
"That's insane. You're stupid. I usually get up around noon, one o'clock, when the sun is warm."

/ obscure?
 
2011-11-30 08:55:43 AM
I wish I was a morning person. I need nine hours of sleep to feel right. It's frustrating.
 
2011-11-30 08:57:36 AM
I used to host a radio program called "Good Morning East St. Louis".
It aired at 2 in the afternoon.
 
2011-11-30 08:58:01 AM
Me: Not a morning person
Wife: Not a morning person
#1 Son: Not a morning person

#2 Son: Morning person!

Goddamnitalltohell
 
2011-11-30 08:58:19 AM
I hate mornings. With a passion. I'm clumsy and foggy. I seem to get better as the day goes on, but give me an hour at any time and I can take a nap. Maybe it's my love of sleep or maybe I just never got out of the college lifestyle of wake up and rush to class. Even then I seemed to do better in my late afternoon/evening classes and just kind get through the morning ones.

/about to hook up my second coffee IV for the morning
//kind of wish they actually made them
 
2011-11-30 08:58:53 AM
mornings would be fine if they didn't occur so farking early in the day
 
2011-11-30 08:59:53 AM
If you go to bed at 10 pm you should be able to get up at 4 am/4:30 am not feel like complete utter shiat.

Now for the people who get by on 2-3 hours of sleep, I'm going to say screw genetics those people must be amphetamines.
 
2011-11-30 09:00:28 AM
Scientists at Germany's Ludwig Maximalians University of Munich have found that one gene, called ABCC9

I thought Katie Couric worked for NBC during her morning show days?
 
2011-11-30 09:03:44 AM
Another morning person here. I hate it, but there's a point at which my body wakes up and refuses to go back to sleep. If I'm lucky I sleep all the way until 6AM. My whole family is afflicted with it; it's sick.

I wish I could sleep in.
 
2011-11-30 09:04:09 AM
You know what the Sandman said....

"Early to bed and early to rise makes a man or woman miss out on the night life"
 
2011-11-30 09:05:15 AM
Andrew Wiggin: fark you, it's too early for this shiat.

www.moonbattery.com
 
2011-11-30 09:08:16 AM
The real news here is the ongoing correlation between amount of sleep with cardiomyopathy/diabetes and ABCC9.
 
2011-11-30 09:12:15 AM
Doesn't matter when I go to bed, I'm up between 6 and 7 every morning. I could do an all night bender, crash around 5 and my body will still be ready to go by 7. But as some friends found out, it often means there is food ready when they get up around 2.
 
2011-11-30 09:14:08 AM
Glockenspiel Hero: Me: Not a morning person
Wife: Not a morning person
#1 Son: Not a morning person

#2 Son: Morning person!

Goddamnitalltohell


This article says it's genetic. Are you sure he's yours?
 
2011-11-30 09:17:50 AM
Napoleon Bonaparte, Margaret Thatcher, Leonardo da Vinci ... history is full of names of famous figures who accomplished historical feats on reportedly few hours of sleep.

I hear he sleeps only one hour a night.

i893.photobucket.com
 
2011-11-30 09:19:26 AM
I generally work 11a to 7p. In bed around 11:30 or mindight, read for awhile, and up at 8:30. On the rare occasions I work 7a to 3p, I can get up at 5:30 no problem. What I hate is having to go to bed earlier at night.
 
2011-11-30 09:20:26 AM
INeedAName: Doesn't matter when I go to bed, I'm up between 6 and 7 every morning. I could do an all night bender, crash around 5 and my body will still be ready to go by 7. But as some friends found out, it often means there is food ready when they get up around 2.

Yep. same here. I've never used an alarm clock. except if I'm catching a flight where I need to be at the airport before my normal wake-up. and even then, I can't ever remember it going off before I woke up. But a tip to all you kids out there, marry somebody that has the same sleeping habits, trust me your life will be better. and to the articles point on high blood pressure, heart disease, I'm there. (sans heart disease so far)
 
2011-11-30 09:21:45 AM
I'm not a morning person, but I can function reasonably well as long as there aren't morning people around being chipper. I did fine in college when I had a few early classes, but 8 am at work is horrible because there are people who want to discuss inane shiat before I've had coffee, breakfast or turned on my computer.
 
2011-11-30 09:25:50 AM
Fark I am disappoint.

TTIWWOP

I'll start it off:
Katie:

www.mediabistro.com

www.tunc.biz


And her replacement Erica Hill
www.nypost.com

/ yum
// I'll be in my bunk
 
2011-11-30 09:31:36 AM
Honest Bender: I've been a morning person for as long as I can remember. I hate feeling rushed in the morning so I tend to get up earlier. Gives me time to wake up, eat breakfast, take a shower, etc. Make sure I've got myself together before I leave the house in the morning.

See, I'm not a morning person, but I feel the same way as you, so I also get up early so I can be sure to shake my non-morning-person-ness before I leave the house. I hate getting out of bed in the morning, but I like being up before 7:00. Gives me plenty of time for breakfast, exercise, and morning farking. If I let myself sleep in to 8:00 or 8:30 on a work day and have to pick up breakfast/coffee on the way to work and eat at my desk, I'm grumpy and feel bad all day. I've gotta have my morning ramp-up.
 
2011-11-30 09:33:16 AM
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2011-11-30 09:35:46 AM
I used to be a night person who likes to operate on 2-3 hours of sleep a night, but as I get older, I'm turning into a morning person, which is odd. On Thanksgiving, my parents thought it was weird that I woke up at 6 and went downstairs to fix computers.

Also, does this happen to anything else? When I wake up, I don't feel rested, I don't feel tired, I feel exactly the same way as I did the night previously, so it all really just feels like an incredibly long continuous day.
 
2011-11-30 09:39:30 AM
INeedAName: Doesn't matter when I go to bed, I'm up between 6 and 7 every morning. I could do an all night bender, crash around 5 and my body will still be ready to go by 7

I used to be like this, many many years ago. A civil engineer I know is exactly like this; he even has his reconciliary puking somewhat scheduled.

Sometimes, after a gross amount of alcohol has been consumed, I will wake up bright and early and have not an ounce of a hangover.
I've been totally unable to figure out how to replicate such behavior despite numerous, ahem, "experiments" into the matter.
Could be "the right" diet, could even be "Mr. Burns" syndrome. It's an alcoholic's panacea though.
 
2011-11-30 09:42:01 AM
RexTalionis: Also, does this happen to anything else? When I wake up, I don't feel rested, I don't feel tired, I feel exactly the same way as I did the night previously, so it all really just feels like an incredibly long continuous day.

Depends on how many/when you're waking up during/before/after REM cycles.
Or perhaps your body is demanding that you take an Uberman sleep schedule.
 
2011-11-30 09:44:18 AM
Ever since the video of her colonoscopy, I've wanted to put it in her pooper.
 
2011-11-30 09:47:59 AM
paraigmshift: I hate mornings. With a passion. I'm clumsy and foggy. I seem to get better as the day goes on, but give me an hour at any time and I can take a nap. Maybe it's my love of sleep or maybe I just never got out of the college lifestyle of wake up and rush to class. Even then I seemed to do better in my late afternoon/evening classes and just kind get through the morning ones.

/about to hook up my second coffee IV for the morning
//kind of wish they actually made them


I know that feel, man. I stopped scheduling morning classes after 1st semester freshman year. Multivariable calculus sucks donkey dick at 8:00AM. Yeah, it's harder to find parking in the afternoon, but I don't give a fark; I'm not tired then.
 
2011-11-30 09:49:52 AM
i thought it said "moronic" person gene and was wondering why pick on couric for this? there's probably better examples out there! i've barely started on my coffee... i'm moronic in the mornings.
 
2011-11-30 09:51:24 AM
I could do Katie at 7AM.
 
2011-11-30 09:53:15 AM
My husband of 20 years is a morning person. By that I mean he got used to (at age 18) being at work at 5 am, and sometimes at 4 am to get a supermarket ready to open .It's unnatural. If I have to be up that early, I'm better off if I stay up all night than if I get just a few hours of sleep and then try to function early in the morning. I do better at 2 am than at 6--unless I have been up all night. I always have.
 
2011-11-30 09:57:04 AM
They better program that thing to make coffee and STFU.
 
2011-11-30 10:01:10 AM
I was never a morning person until my late 20s. Now, as a salaried employee, I'd rather meet deadlines by getting to work early than staying late.
 
2011-11-30 10:07:54 AM
I think the biggest factor in whether or not someone is a morning person, is whether or not that person drinks.
 
2011-11-30 10:13:14 AM
nyrkah1: "That's insane. You're stupid. I usually get up around noon, one o'clock, when the sun is warm."

/ obscure?


It's better for your constitution.

/Cheese pransish
//egg-a-muffin
 
2011-11-30 10:14:52 AM
So, this is talking about people that get up before the crack of noon? But it's dark in the morning!
 
2011-11-30 10:24:20 AM
I have no idea what I am. On work night I'm in bed by 9:30 and wake up at 5 a.m. (7.5 hours of sleep), but still feel kind of tired until around 8 a.m. On weekend I can sometimes stay up until midnight, but I usually pass out (from exhaustion, not drinking) at 10:30 or 11, but I can easily sleep in until eleven or noon and feel completely rested when I wake up (about 12-13 hour of sleep). I HATE it because I would rather get up earlier (at 7 or 8) and get shiat done, but I can barely function if I try it on a weekend. I can also nap whenever I want...which usually last 1-2 hours and can still sleep 7-12 hours at night easily.

I've asked my doctor and we've confirmed I don't have sleep apnea, narcolepsy, I don't need meds because I fall asleep easily and stay asleep, no vitamin deficiencies, thyroid is balanced, and I'm not depressed. I bought a better bed and tried light therapy to re-train my sleeping habits, but after 6 months it still didn't help. The next step would be a sleep study, but my doctor just thinks for whatever reason my body think it needs 8-12 hours of sleep a night.

I try to pick two of my days off where I get up early and then let myself sleep in on the third day off, but sometimes I'm so tired on the early days I'll just fall asleep if I'm at my computer or watching tv and sleep two hours anyway. It is so weird, but I feel totally awake afterwards. I wish my work schedule was flexible enough for the da Vinci sleep cycle. I wonder if short naps throughout the day would be better for me.
 
2011-11-30 10:31:15 AM
ecc4v5: I think the biggest factor in whether or not someone is a morning person, is whether or not that person drinks.

This^

I've found that "I'm not a morning person" is often code for "I'm an alky."

/Not a morning person
 
2011-11-30 10:32:31 AM
I also don't drink excessively and completely cut caffeine out of my diet. I drink water all day, eat a well-balanced diet, exercise at least an hour a day, take multivitamins in the morning, and my sugar consumption is low and usually comes from fruit.
 
2011-11-30 10:33:04 AM
hailin: I have no idea what I am.

i'm gonna go with....odd.
 
2011-11-30 10:35:54 AM
Stupid reporter is stupid. Being a "morning person" has nothing to do with how much sleep one needs. I'm a morning person and begin to wake up at between 5 and 6 am. I haven't used an alarm clock in 25 years because I don't need one. However, I do need a full eight hours of sleep or I feel like crap the next day. My wife is just the opposite. She is not a morning person and can get by on as little a four hours sleep.
 
2011-11-30 10:36:51 AM
Edsel: Actually, if you use proper nomenclature it should be written as: COURIC7AM.

/genetics nerd


Dude, Asian-American, please....
 
2011-11-30 10:41:05 AM
Wait...since when does "morning person"=="doesn't need a lot of sleep"? I've always been a morning person, but I'm more of an "early to bed, early to rise" person. I need 7-8 hours a night, but getting up at 4:45 (just before my alarm) is no problem.
 
2011-11-30 10:47:43 AM
I'm not a morning person I get up at 6 a.m. during the week, drink coffee and read for an hour before I even attempt to get ready for work.
 
2011-11-30 10:48:50 AM
Mornings suck. My internal alarm goes off around 10, no matter when I went to bed. I've been getting up at 6 for over 3 years for this job and it hasn't gotten any easier.
 
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