Wow, it sounds like her(slang private area reference) was public.
/or somethin'
//culo?

cman: Note to self:

I have been on lurking Fark long enough to know when someone says they would hit it they are trolling you.

Culo story bro?

Probably cleans up nice..........

Either subby must be a 50 year old divorced man, or his braille keyboard lied to him as it typed out this headline.

Pick: Probably cleans up nice..........

yeah, if you wash off the OLD

Shakespeare's Monkey: [blogs.tcpalm.com image 149x209]

Hit it with what?

A Cuban cigar the size of my arm

"She turned around & dropped her pants down and I saw everything (female genitalia) & (slang private area reference) & (slang reference to a portion of the buttocks),"

I'm having trouble filling in the blanks here.

Shakespeare's Monkey: [blogs.tcpalm.com image 149x209]

Hit it with what?
A rock

"She turned around & dropped her pants down and I saw everything (female genitalia) & (slang private area reference) & (slang reference to a portion of the buttocks)," he wrote in a sworn statement.

A woman identified as a second victim reported seeing Donahue dropping her pants and pointing to her caboose.

>her caboose

(slang reference to a portion of the buttocks) indeed.

Just from the crazy in the article, this gal sounds like she'd be a hot handful in the sack. The things she knows, and would be willing to do, and the crazy Latin things she'd say while doing them... hell, I'm not even 45 years old and I would joyfully destroy that woman in the sack.

Cool story and all bro, but I sort of like the linked story at the bottom of the page:

Fighting is what redneck people do

/ah, Florida. You never disappoint.

"She turned around & dropped her pants down and I saw everything (female genitalia) & (slang private area reference) & (slang reference to a portion of the buttocks),"

Oh go on, I'm almost there....

bigworld: "She turned around & dropped her pants down and I saw everything (female genitalia) & (slang private area reference) & (slang reference to a portion of the buttocks),"

I'm having trouble filling in the blanks here.

I've been told there are some sites on the internet that can help you familiarise yourself with the relevant terms. Just remember 2011 - 18 = 1993.

Revolve la puta,
a la Cuba.

"After pulling up her trousers, Donahue is accused of kicking over rocks on the neighbor's land."

That is a temper. Did she turn into the Cuban Incredible Hulk? ¡Dale a todo meter!

Barricaded Gunman: Just from the crazy in the article, this gal sounds like she'd be a hot handful in the sack. The things she knows, and would be willing to do, and the crazy Latin things she'd say while doing them... hell, I'm not even 45 years old and I would joyfully destroy that woman in the sack.

He could think in italics. Such people need watching. Preferably from a safe distance.

/obscure?

DROxINxTHExWIND: "She turned around & dropped her pants down and I saw everything (p*ssy hair) & (p*ssy lips) & (ass)," he wrote in a sworn statement.



?

LOL

With I'd hit it pic

Honestly Sub. After how many beers and shots of Everclear?

I'm not one of these basement dwellers that can find fault with any pic posted, but seriously.

I guess standards at Fark have slipped pretty damn low.

Or maybe that's just a cry for help. Are you crying out for help subby?
And if that's a "I'd hit it pic", I'd hate to see what you wouldn't hit.

Subby; never - ever - stick your dick in crazy.

/and that lady has crazy to spare.

God bless you, Will Greenlee. Greenlee should be Farks official patron saint.

cman: Note to self:

I have been on Fark long enough to know when someone says they would hit it they are trolling you.

You learn that one fairly quickly. I know I did. Although there are those rare times when I'm not sure if serious because some men have horrible (or frankly zero) standards. So the whole thing is just scary. And overwhelming.

Shakespeare's Monkey: [blogs.tcpalm.com image 149x209]

Hit it with what?

A rock for the wall (FTFA)!

I don't like the "I'm (insert ethnic group here) so I get extra leeway to be an asshole when I'm angry." How about "I'm (insert ethnic group here) so I am going to be the bigger person here."

8DragonFark: Shakespeare's Monkey: [blogs.tcpalm.com image 149x209]

Hit it with what?

A rock from the wall (FTFA)!

FTFM

ko_kyi: I don't like the "I'm (insert ethnic group here) so I get extra leeway to be an asshole when I'm angry." How about "I'm (insert ethnic group here) so I am going to be the bigger person here."

I'm white so I get to be in charge. I don't mind if being Cuban means you get away with having a temper.

engrishmajor: Cool story and all bro, but I sort of like the linked story at the bottom of the page:

Fighting is what redneck people do

/ah, Florida. You never disappoint.

I wonder what the poor lawn mower did to that guy?

I read that as "I'd hit it with a pick"

//agrees

bigworld: "She turned around & dropped her pants down and I saw everything (female genitalia) & (slang private area reference) & (slang reference to a portion of the buttocks),"

I'm having trouble filling in the blanks here.

"pussy & asshole & crack"

I read the police report so you don't have to.

ko_kyi: I don't like the "I'm (insert ethnic group here) so I get extra leeway to be an asshole when I'm angry." How about "I'm (insert ethnic group here) so I am going to be the bigger person here."

I get it. Like How about "I'm an African American male" so I'm the "bigger" person here.

Is that what you meant???

. . . dropping her pants and pointing to her caboose.


I lol'ed, then I looked at the pic. Sometimes you mind goes places that really tell you it shouldn't be "Off Leash".
While not Steve King material, it wasn't Frazetta either.

rwfan: I read that as "I'd hit it with a pick"

//agrees


Wait 'til you're in your 60's like me.

/you know how much I prize my lawn.

Man, I'd hate to be that guy when she gets out of jail. If she posts bail, we might be getting a "follow up" fairly quickly.

"...mooning the neighbor and warning of..."

And such as?

I live in the next town over and story does not surprise me one bit.

/they dont call it Port St Lousy for nothing

What a cuban youd like to hit may look like

Commonwealth of Kostemetsia: A woman identified as a second victim reported seeing Donahue dropping her pants and pointing to her caboose.

So she works for Amtrak? I would expect this kind of rage from a Greyhound driver, but I always thought railroad engineers had it made.

cman: Note to self:

I have been on Fark long enough to know when someone says they would hit it they are trolling you.

your loss!

Subby has very low standards.

FuturePastNow: bigworld: "She turned around & dropped her pants down and I saw everything (female genitalia) & (slang private area reference) & (slang reference to a portion of the buttocks),"

I'm having trouble filling in the blanks here.

"pussy & asshole & crack"

I read the police report so you don't have to.

I now have my new band's name. Ktxby