So he needs to release a tape of him farking a white woman?

Well if Some New Guy said it, it must be relevant.

I'll use my powers of precognition to conclude that this blog indeed sucks verily.

Lessee... prior Obama-brand was 'Yes We Can'.

New Obama-brand will be 'Look at these crazy mother-farkers... those guys, right over there... listen to the shiat they say VERBATIM... now, get your asses to the polls to keep those crazy chucklefarks out of office'.

Rebrand? Why? To differentiate himself from his competition?

Cain, the adultering incompetent boob?
Romney, the perfectly lubricated weathervane?
Perry, the adjective adjective ... um, oops?

DarwiOdrade: Your blog sucks.

Is it weird to anyone else that the article suggests attacking the problems, but not actually mentioning any people, parties, or ideas that anyone could get upset about? What the fark should he "attack"?

Why re-brand when the Republicans are bringing Shiat Soda to the taste test?

sprawl15: So he needs to release a tape of him farking a white woman?

President Big Bootie Ho.

Branding black men is not politically correct.

It's become so easy to say, "This is bad news, for Obama," that I think it's just a universal thing all journalists do now.

He can worry about that in his next term. If the GOP nominates anyone but Mitt (or Huntsman, but let's get serious) all he has to do is just wait til Nov and he'll get elected. If the GOP nominates Romney, he just has to memorize the line, "That's interesting governor, because just a few years ago, you said your policy on (x) was (a). In the primary, you said your policy on (x) was (b), now you're saying it's (c). Which two are lies and which one is the one you intend to do if you're elected? And why should any of us believe you?"

It's a catch 22. He won the first time by appealing to America's better angels. While McCain and Palin spewed hate, he got us to believe we could work together to improve our situation.

Problem is, no matter how sweet the olive branch, the Republicans will never work with him. They've stated since before he took office, their number one goal above all else is to destroy him. The Mr. Nice guy stuff wins elections, but he's gonna have to get pissed and fight hard if he wants his agenda on the table. The past few years the Republican talking points have reigned supreme in the media cycle. It was only until the OWS got mad as hell and took to the streets that progressive ideals have started to take off in the national conversation.

Mercutio74: He can worry about that in his next term. If the GOP nominates anyone but Mitt (or Huntsman, but let's get serious) all he has to do is just wait til Nov and he'll get elected. If the GOP nominates Romney, he just has to memorize the line, "That's interesting governor, because just a few years ago, you said your policy on (x) was (a). In the primary, you said your policy on (x) was (b), now you're saying it's (c). Which two are lies and which one is the one you intend to do if you're elected? And why should any of us believe you?"

Well come on, he has to do more than wait. He still has to memorize that line, remember?

WHY ARE THESE PEOPLE ON MY TV??

/yes, I yelled that

CorporatePerson: It's a catch 22. He won the first time by appealing to America's better angels. While McCain and Palin spewed hate, he got us to believe we could work together to improve our situation.

joke's on us, eh? ;)

skullkrusher: CorporatePerson: It's a catch 22. He won the first time by appealing to America's better angels. While McCain and Palin spewed hate, he got us to believe we could work together to improve our situation.

joke's on us, eh? ;)

Joke IS us.

fat ass and a sex tape?

LasersHurt: skullkrusher: CorporatePerson: It's a catch 22. He won the first time by appealing to America's better angels. While McCain and Palin spewed hate, he got us to believe we could work together to improve our situation.

joke's on us, eh? ;)

Joke IS us.

THIS.

//though McConnell shooting his mouth off about first priorities doesn't help either

sprawl15: So he needs to release a tape of him farking a white woman?

Better than a tape of him getting farked by a black man I suppose.

PanicMan: fat ass and a sex tape?

And breast implants.

El Pachuco: PanicMan: fat ass and a sex tape?

And breast implants.

Aaaaand that's an image I didn't need in my head.

Something I've learned about FARK: Sucky GOP-fanboi blog? Instagreen.

FlashHarry: skullkrusher: President Big Bootie

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that's bigboot-AY!

doesnt roll off the tongue as well with that pronounciation

Big Bootie Hoes!

/shakin' dat ass

Obama is soft on terror.

Thread worthless without pics.

/Fark used to be cool

What's so bad about a "New Coke" style rebranding, which, contrary to popular myth, actually increased Coke sales in the long run? (Granted, it succeeded in the way a broken play leading to a quarterback scramble succeeded -- but it still succeeded.)

Since Fark is telling me my link is "unfetchable," here it is: http://www.nytimes.com/1985/10/23/opinion/topics-cars-and-colas-coke-j okes.html

Newbama. Now with more hope. Fortified with change crystals and riboflavin.

Come on and taste the change!


/I like it
//Sign me up

Your blog sounds concerned, also sucks.

Or he could just run on his accomplishments.

serpent_sky: By "rebrand" they mean "turn into a white man."

Yes, because that is why he didnt get elected the first time.

Slaves2Darkness: Or he could just run on his accomplishments.

Like drawing out a recession!

Or how about devaluing the dollar through quantitative easing!

We could also go with complete foreign policy failure!

I alone am best: Slaves2Darkness: Or he could just run on his accomplishments.

Like drawing out a recession!

Yes, it's awful how he hasn't managed to fix all the problems the Republicans created, while the Republicans have fought everything he's tried to do to help. We should clearly elect more Republicans.

Or how about devaluing the dollar through quantitative easing!

I know, just look at how our inflation rate has gone through the roof!



We could also go with complete foreign policy failure!

Yeah, it's awful how we killed bin Laden, and helped out in Libya without getting stuck in a decade-long war with no clear purpose or benefit! Oh, how I long for the days of Republican foreign policy!