Every time I hear Wolf Blitzer's name I still think "Howitzer Explosionguy".

\Party on, Wayne

I think the comments to that video on the Gawker site were more entertaining.

Hey, someone had to take the babysitter home. He just noticed she was sitting on her sweet can.

The original interview is very telling.
"Did you have an affair?"
"No, and also, there is no evidence, because I did nothing wrong."
"So, no emails, gifts, etc. etc.?"
"No one knows for sure what evidence she is going to bring up, so we'll wait to respond when we see what she says and does."

It seems to be Cain's usual play, only now he is just speeding things up a tad.
1) "Forget" it happened
2) Deny it happened
3) Remember it happened, but lie about it
4) Kinda, sorta come clean about it

Listening to Glenn Beck this morning (yeah, I listen to him, Rush and Hannity, if anything for the lulz), and hell... even Beck was saying he is boned. Something akin to "if you signed over checks for 13 years, and your wife didn't know about it, and you were in the public eye and are now so even more, you are the biggest dumbass ever."

He then went on to tout buying gold and how the end of the world is upon us.

It seems like the internet should love Cain more than it does. He's living his life in maximum accordance with the "disreguard wenches, acquire currency" meme. If nothing else, it's hard not to respect his total commitment to the pursuit of that ideal.