No. Not me.

/my wife sucks for watching this show as well

That show makes me all stabby and I'm not even a gay jewish person.

Truthfully subs, it's not difficult to offend either group.

I don't care for her either but every once in a great while a truly train wreck of a human being solicits her services and it is glorious to watch.

Maybe she was born that way.

Modern America, giving a voice to the insane and stupid and then making them believe they matter. We really have perfected the freak show.

Why do people keep falling for this crap? These shows are scripted garbage intended to draw ire. All she is is an actress touting her lines. Get mad at Bravo; they're the ones who authorize this swill.

KatjaMouse: I don't care for her either but every once in a great while a truly train wreck of a human being solicits her services and it is glorious to watch.

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I thought the point is that the matchmaker lady is the trainwreck and the clients are just classless buffoons who can't build personal relationships and feel that choosing a mate should be the same as shopping for a car?

scottydoesntknow: Is that the one that gave a handy-j to the guy under the table? I remember seeing a clip on The Soup, but can't remember if that's her.

Yes it is, but she was a winner through and through for the whole episode. My favorite bit was that she wanted a Hello Kitty wedding too.

karmaceutical: I thought the point is that the matchmaker lady is the trainwreck and the clients are just classless buffoons who can't build personal relationships and feel that choosing a mate should be the same as shopping for a car?

That's true but once in a while there's someone who will rise above the rest in absolute ass-f*ckery or train wrecking that you can't forget them, even in a lame reality TV show way.

subby: "Who's ready for thirds greenlights this shiat?

FTFS

Remember when Bravo's "Millionaire Matchmaker" offended gays and Jews in one fell swoop and then issued an even more offensive non-apology? Who's ready for thirds? had something to do with the craft of acting?

I believe she also:
1) Believes nobody likes red-heads; and
2) Believes nobody likes curly hair.

So double-fark you biatch.

Why does she always look like a surprised catfish?

CynicCLE: Why does she always look like a surprised catfish?

Botox

Eh that's a pretend female, right? Like P!nk? I mean that's a dude, right?

That's a dude, doode.

cefm: I believe she also:
1) Believes nobody likes red-heads; and
2) Believes nobody likes curly hair.

So double-fark you biatch.

My wife insists on watching this show and these are correct.

Which kinda makes me wish I was a shallow millionaire so I could go on there and have those two things on the top of my list of demands.

Bryntryst: Why do people keep falling for this crap? These shows are scripted garbage intended to draw ire. All she is is an actress touting her lines. Get mad at Bravo; they're the ones who authorize this swill.

There's no way that show is scripted. Have you watched it?! Not even the worst scriptwriter on Earth could do that.

Ah, the unmarried fifty-something is going to tell me about how to get a date. Maybe next we can get financial advice from Donald Trump or possibly a bum.

I'd Banger Ms. Stanger

Rapmaster2000: Ah, the unmarried fifty-something is going to tell me about how to get a date.

Patti: "fark you! That's how! Get a makeover you tranny!"

I have no problem with her being a 'shock-jock' type of person like a Howard Stern, just trying to get a rise out of people for ratings...

But the concern is that she contends her spiel is not for show, but from truth.

Obviously, its not true that gays can't be monogamous.... The whole issue came up because the gay caller complained that he wanted to find a monagomous relationship. If he is one, then they are obviously are out there.

She said the guys on her show were swapping numbers.... Every one of them?!? She said that LA is a player's town. Every person in LA?!?

She's stereotyping, and presents it as truth.

Why on earth would any sane person take relationship advice from that she-beast?

That lady really annoys me, but the show is one of the lesser evils as far as shows my fiance and I can watch together once in a while.

I have a question. First who cares what she has to say; but the next thing I have a question about is: Who said you had the right to NOT be offended in life?

There's nothing wrong with offending gays. It's actually pretty funny.

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T.rex: I have no problem with her being a 'shock-jock' type of person like a Howard Stern, just trying to get a rise out of people for ratings...

But the concern is that she contends her spiel is not for show, but from truth.

Obviously, its not true that gays can't be monogamous.... The whole issue came up because the gay caller complained that he wanted to find a monagomous relationship. If he is one, then they are obviously are out there.

She said the guys on her show were swapping numbers.... Every one of them?!? She said that LA is a player's town. Every person in LA?!?

She's stereotyping, and presents it as truth.

Not only that, but she hates redheads, FFS!

The show actually cracks me up quite a bit. I think she has about a 10% success rate. It's a strange marketing strategy.

I think the show is hilarious. I watch it. My wife likes it because she likes to see the dates. I watch it because I like to see the hot pieces of ass that Patti brings in to blow these millionaires.

My girlfriend likes this show so i have to watch it. The show is entertaining and not quite a brain dead as other reality programs. At times its hilarious. Patti thinks she can read people ALL the time. She can read some people all the time like the fat chick posted above. Cases like that make me wonder how someone so stupid and clueless (She wants a Hello Kitty wedding!) managed to make a million dollars.
She was so obnoxious that not even the most determined jiggalo could endure long enough to extract any money from her.

Anyone besides me notice the would-be prostitutes on the show are not very attractive? I guess genuinely attractive women in the Los Angeles area don't need Patty in order to get the attention of lonely millionnaires...?

I didn't even know this show existed and will continue as such within five minutes or so.

KatjaMouse: I don't care for her either but every once in a great while a truly train wreck of a human being solicits her services and it is glorious to watch.

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Tthat's the only episode I've ever been able to sit through. It was like watching two Japanese bullet trains filled with explosives and ball bearings collide and blow up in super slow motion.

She spoke the truth then predictably the leftists shiat their pants, I will only name the network and say BRAVO

Why does everyone have to apologize all the time? And to whom? Every gay and jew? fark that. Say what you want and don't apologize. But don't be surprised when people stop watching your shiat or get mad at you. But don't apologize if you don't mean it. Good for her.

DesertMP: I have a question. First who cares what she has to say; but the next thing I have a question about is: Who said you had the right to NOT be offended in life?

I'm really not sure if that is a serious comment. You're not that oblivious are you?

Of course I was serious and no I would say that I'm not oblivious. I'm just trying to figure out why anyone would think that they could go through life without being offended at some time or another. Consider the source and move on. The Bill of Rights basically states that as long as you aren't hurting anyone then you can say anything you like. It doesn't mean that someone won't sue you or that your business won't suffer, but you have the right to say unpopular speech. Simple as that, in fact the constitution guarantees the right to unpopular speech no matter how offensive it may be to certain individuals.

Don't get me wrong, I don't support anything this stupid woman says but she has the right to say it.

Does anyone really care about the guy who hosts this show?

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THAT'S A WOMAN?!