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(MyFox Twin Cities) Asinine I see from your background check your references are a reindeer and an elf   (myfoxtwincities.com) divider line 8
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2011-11-30 11:04:55 AM
So now the War on Christmas takes an ugly turn by trying to portray Santa as a pedophile?
 
2011-11-30 11:05:55 AM
Nanny State™

Protecting You From You Since 1971.
 
2011-11-30 11:06:06 AM
Why yes, that is a candy cane in my pocket.
 
2011-11-30 11:07:20 AM
Don't worry Santa is in no way related to the Church, unlike there priest they condemn him.
 
2011-11-30 11:29:59 AM
Ridiculous. If they're so concerned about it, perhaps they could put a small pillow on Santa's lap. It would ease everyone's issues, make all concerned more comfortable, and "Santa" would have less pressure on his bone.

/did I say bone?
//I meant bones.
///or did I?
 
2011-11-30 11:31:53 AM
Huh, local news from our scummiest local news station. Why did they go to that hockey rink for local reaction to a UK news story that isn't even covered in the article? This is a rehash of a Star Trib article that is light on details.
 
2011-11-30 11:36:28 AM
[citation needed]
 
2011-12-01 03:03:06 AM
Even if the Santa is a pedo, in that kind of situation, you have the parent of each child who sits on his lap and several other parents watching, so it's practically impossible for the Santa to molest any of the kids without getting noticed.
 
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