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		What's worse than ordering a chicken wrap from your favorite restaurant and biting into a dead frog? Ordering a chicken wrap from your favorite restaurant and biting into a live frog (thesun.co.uk)		45
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gopher321		2011-11-30 09:20:58 AM

The British are eating the French now?

Inigo		2011-11-30 09:27:54 AM

I prefer mine filled with lark's vomit.

graphitesmoothie		2011-11-30 09:28:01 AM

Tastes like chicken.

KingKauff		2011-11-30 09:28:04 AM

I see Mr. Whizzo has expanded into the restaraunt business.

KingKauff		2011-11-30 09:29:06 AM

I would like on crunchy frog chicken wrap.

Inigo: I prefer mine filled with lark's vomit.

Hold the lark's vomit, please.

RexTalionis		2011-11-30 09:29:15 AM

Dude, you know how foodies are. Just go with it.

tetsoushima		2011-11-30 09:30:03 AM

At least it was fresh.

swahnhennessy		2011-11-30 09:30:29 AM

No, a live frog is much better than a dead one.

gunga galunga		2011-11-30 09:32:50 AM

Was it at least dew-picked, flown from Iraq, and clensed in the finest quality spring water?

Matthew Keene		2011-11-30 09:33:55 AM

I'd be hopping mad

Shakespeare's Monkey		2011-11-30 09:34:19 AM

I'll just leave this here.

I_Can't_Believe_it's_not_Boutros		2011-11-30 09:36:41 AM

They missed the sign out front: No Parking. Violators will be Toad.

Bruxellensis		2011-11-30 09:37:26 AM

Shakespeare's Monkey: [hoaxblog.s3.amazonaws.com image 640x480]

I'll just leave this here.

Isn't that a shoop from the SomethingAwful forums?

muckin refarkable		2011-11-30 09:41:40 AM

That article read llike a Muppet News Flash

pueblonative		2011-11-30 09:42:09 AM

Why Do I think this is going to end up with a followup thread containing the line "yeah, about that. . ."

Matthew Keene		2011-11-30 09:43:51 AM

drjekel_mrhyde		2011-11-30 09:44:32 AM

Site won't load on my mobile

MadMonk		2011-11-30 09:47:24 AM

Kermit The Frog here with an important news bulletin. There has been a travel advisory issued to all frogs who maybe thinking of traveling to London. Unless you've always enjoyed the thought of being eaten alive, I would advise you to stay away. Thank you, that is all.

KingKauff		2011-11-30 09:48:33 AM

pueblonative: Why Do I think this is going to end up with a followup thread containing the line "yeah, about that. . ."

It's not like it was a tattoo

Zik-Zak		2011-11-30 09:50:37 AM

"That may be, but it's still a frog."

KatjaMouse		2011-11-30 09:53:11 AM

pueblonative: Why Do I think this is going to end up with a followup thread containing the line "yeah, about that. . ."

My sister was friends with a girl who waitressed at a Cracker Barrel who was under investigation over a dead mouse incident. She served a woman some soup and the woman found a mouse in there and basically everyone who had handled the soup, to include the waitress, was up to get fired over it. Until they determined that the mouse died in a glue trap before landing in the soup. And that it wasn't thoroughly soaked through meaning that the woman just dropped the thing in there herself.

/however I totally believe that this would happen

Im_Gumby		2011-11-30 09:54:12 AM

gunga galunga: Was it at least dew-picked, flown from Iraq, and clensed in the finest quality spring water?

You don't even take the bones out?

KingKauff		2011-11-30 09:55:27 AM

Im_Gumby: gunga galunga: Was it at least dew-picked, flown from Iraq, and clensed in the finest quality spring water?

You don't even take the bones out?

Then it wouldn't be "Crunchy Frog" now, would it?

Matthew Keene		2011-11-30 09:56:23 AM

I've worked in a supermarket, and I have seen frogs in prepackaged salads. Quite alive. It does happen. Not often, but it does happen.

WienerButt		2011-11-30 09:56:46 AM

That picture is farking gross.

gunga galunga		2011-11-30 09:56:48 AM

MadMonk: [i406.photobucket.com image 180x270]

Kermit The Frog here with an important news bulletin. There has been a travel advisory issued to all frogs who maybe thinking of traveling to London. Unless you've always enjoyed the thought of being eaten alive, I would advise you to stay away. Thank you, that is all.

i117.photobucket.com

"Listen, we're a small business but we've expanded. Expanded! Just like you frogs expand. Don't you frogs expand? "

ciberido		2011-11-30 10:11:33 AM

Inigo: I prefer mine filled with lark's vomit.

It doesn't say anything here about lark's vomit!

IBelieveYouHaveMyStapler		2011-11-30 10:12:13 AM

Woman finds human finger in Wendy's chili! Yeah about that...

Towermonkey		2011-11-30 10:17:18 AM

I'd say only finding HALF a frog would be worse than finding a live frog.

/old joke

HalfPiper		2011-11-30 10:19:22 AM

Was it lovingly frosted with glucose?

gunga galunga		2011-11-30 10:26:53 AM

Towermonkey: I'd say only finding HALF a frog would be worse than finding a live frog.

/old joke

He did find 3/4ths of a frog.

Mad Scientist		2011-11-30 10:28:18 AM

ciberido: Inigo: I prefer mine filled with lark's vomit.

It doesn't say anything here about lark's vomit!

It does. On the bottom of the box, after monosodium glutamate.

Towermonkey		2011-11-30 10:36:13 AM

gunga galunga: Towermonkey: I'd say only finding HALF a frog would be worse than finding a live frog.

/old joke

He did find 3/4ths of a frog.

Yeah, I dnrtfa. Too early in the morning, not enough Red Bull.

CheekyMonkey		2011-11-30 10:48:08 AM

Came for the Monty Python, leaving all tingly.

cwolf20		2011-11-30 10:52:13 AM

Man, they keep croaking in the world today don't they.

nickerj1		2011-11-30 10:57:58 AM

Whose favorite restaurant actually serves wraps?

That eliminates all farkers.

RexTalionis		2011-11-30 11:05:59 AM

nickerj1: Whose favorite restaurant actually serves wraps?

That eliminates all farkers.

Don't pretty much any non-ethnic restaurant offer wraps of some kind?

Troublesome Strumpet		2011-11-30 11:45:08 AM

I'd never heard anything good about Nando's, now even more reason to avoid it when we visit in about a month.

Now this place. . . (new window)

offmymeds		2011-11-30 12:00:19 PM

"We use only the finest baby frogs, dew-picked and flown from Iraq, cleansed in the finest quality spring water, lightly killed, and then sealed in a succulent Swiss quintuple smooth treble cream milk chocolate envelope, and lovingly frosted with glucose."

Vee-One		2011-11-30 01:01:31 PM

It has the legend "Crunchy raw unboned real dead frog" on the packaging, what's the problem?

Gordon Bennett		2011-11-30 01:14:42 PM

Troublesome Strumpet: I'd never heard anything good about Nando's, now even more reason to avoid it when we visit in about a month.

Now this place. . . (new window)

I like it. As chains go it's one of the best. It's worth trying, even if you don't get a free frog with your meal.

germ78		2011-11-30 01:51:42 PM

I'll have the McRibbit.

VictorOfBorge		2011-11-30 07:53:05 PM

KingKauff: Im_Gumby: gunga galunga: Was it at least dew-picked, flown from Iraq, and clensed in the finest quality spring water?

You don't even take the bones out?

Then it wouldn't be "Crunchy Frog" now, would it?

Came for the Monty Python bit... leaving fulfilled. Thank you, Farkers!

Ape Shiat Nuts		2011-11-30 08:13:05 PM

Mad Scientist: ciberido: Inigo: I prefer mine filled with lark's vomit.

It doesn't say anything here about lark's vomit!

It does. On the bottom of the box, after monosodium glutamate.

Well, I hardly think this is good enough. I think it'd be more appropriate if the box bore a great red label warning "LARK'S VOMIT!"