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(Daily Mail) Sappy Peyton Manning shows off his eight-month-old son. Five NFL teams make preparations to go 0-16 in 2032   (dailymail.co.uk) divider line 39
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2011-11-30 08:54:31 AM
And Ole Miss is already trying to figure out how to recruit him for QB too
 
2011-11-30 10:45:08 AM
Nabisco has already signed this kid to a 5 million diaper deal.
 
2011-11-30 12:12:31 PM
I see they have the same forehead.
 
2011-11-30 12:15:26 PM
He already looks more intelligent than Eli.
 
2011-11-30 12:26:23 PM
I wonder if they're gonna make the tyke sit around and listen to stories about how Cooper dominated in high school just so Cooper feels like he's part of the family conversation at holidays.
 
2011-11-30 12:28:26 PM
Wettner: I see they have the same forehead.

No need for a paternity test on that kid.
 
2011-11-30 12:34:29 PM
ksobby: I wonder if they're gonna make the tyke sit around and listen to stories about how Cooper dominated in high school just so Cooper feels like he's part of the family conversation at holidays.

Cooper is now "Uncle Rico".
 
2011-11-30 12:52:52 PM
Nice fivehead
 
2011-11-30 12:55:48 PM
What an adorable little waterhead.
 
2011-11-30 12:55:58 PM
0-16

This season has proved once and for all that Peyton Manning is the greatest QB of his generation.

Most already knew that, but there it is.
 
2011-11-30 12:58:21 PM
barneyfifesbullet: 0-16

This season has proved once and for all that Peyton Manning is the greatest QB of his generation.

Most already knew that, but there it is.


does this mean that Matt Millen is the greatest GM of his generation?
 
2011-11-30 01:01:04 PM
i240.photobucket.com

With, three different head coaches.

When Ton Brady got hurt, Belichick had another guy doing Brady numbers in a couple of weeks and the Pats won 11 games that season. Cheater or not, Belichick is a friggin genius.
 
2011-11-30 01:03:28 PM
i240.photobucket.com
 
2011-11-30 01:04:21 PM
oops

Sorry. Carry on.
 
2011-11-30 01:07:39 PM
Marshall Manning? Sounds like a cartoon character name.
 
2011-11-30 01:09:42 PM
sign_of_Zeta: Wettner: I see they have the same forehead.

No need for a paternity test on that kid.


I LOL'd

Kome: Marshall Manning? Sounds like a cartoon character name.

The real question is why does the Manning family have a thing with last-names-as-first-name?
 
2011-11-30 01:12:47 PM
Choose the sword and you will join me.. Choose the football and join the Colts in death

You don't understand my words...but you must choose
 
2011-11-30 01:17:42 PM
LegacyDL: Choose the sword and you will join me.. Choose the football and join the Colts in death

You don't understand my words...but you must choose


This.
 
2011-11-30 01:20:13 PM
Tyrone Biggums: Kome: Marshall Manning? Sounds like a cartoon character name.

The real question is why does the Manning family have a thing with last-names-as-first-name?


Cause they're white.
 
2011-11-30 01:54:54 PM
Is subby trying to imply that the baby will get injured and sit out the 2032 season? That's awfully random.

How about... "5 NFL teams make preparations to have a fantastic regular season and then underperform in the playoffs because they neglected to draft anyone on defense for six years and also forgot how to run the ball."
 
2011-11-30 02:05:15 PM
The Vikings are capable of going 0-16 without any preparation, thank you very much.
 
2011-11-30 02:06:36 PM
VvonderJesus: The Vikings are capable of going 0-16 without any preparation, thank you very much.

But they didn't -- they even fail at failing.
 
2011-11-30 02:06:54 PM
Kome: Marshall Manning? Sounds like a cartoon character name.

Don't forget his sister Mosley.

/hope she didn't get Peyton's fivehead too
 
2011-11-30 02:27:22 PM
Kome: Tyrone Biggums: Kome: Marshall Manning? Sounds like a cartoon character name.

The real question is why does the Manning family have a thing with last-names-as-first-name?

Cause they're white.


spaghettilogic.org
 
2011-11-30 03:13:03 PM
Did Payton lose his sense of humor with the surgery? I was expecting the baby to have an Eli Manning jersey... or better yet... a Tebow jersey on. How great would that have been.

With the Tebow jersey Payton could have said... "I want him to be a winner... that's all..."
 
2011-11-30 03:17:06 PM
cjmook21: Kome: Tyrone Biggums: Kome: Marshall Manning? Sounds like a cartoon character name.

The real question is why does the Manning family have a thing with last-names-as-first-name?

Cause they're white.

[spaghettilogic.org image 630x530]


That cannot be real...Newport? Really?
 
2011-11-30 03:34:30 PM
Almet: cjmook21: Kome: Tyrone Biggums: Kome: Marshall Manning? Sounds like a cartoon character name.

The real question is why does the Manning family have a thing with last-names-as-first-name?

Cause they're white.

[spaghettilogic.org image 630x530]

That cannot be real...Newport? Really?


You missed Dacron?

/original source - The Onion
 
2011-11-30 03:50:37 PM
steveGswine: Almet: cjmook21: Kome: Tyrone Biggums: Kome: Marshall Manning? Sounds like a cartoon character name.

The real question is why does the Manning family have a thing with last-names-as-first-name?

Cause they're white.

[spaghettilogic.org image 630x530]

That cannot be real...Newport? Really?

You missed Dacron?

/original source - The Onion


Sinutab is the funniest, just 'cause it's at the end.
 
2011-11-30 05:45:41 PM
and the world was gifted with a new source of Manning face...
 
2011-11-30 07:15:41 PM
barneyfifesbullet: [i240.photobucket.com image 640x363]

With, three different head coaches.

When Ton Brady got hurt, Belichick had another guy doing Brady numbers in a couple of weeks and the Pats won 11 games that season. Cheater or not, Belichick is a friggin genius.


Yeah except the Pats actually had someone competent behind him. How did they do in the playoffs that year? I forget.
 
2011-11-30 07:28:34 PM
fatalvenom: What an adorable little waterhead.

I wasn't expecting that and choked on my water.
 
2011-11-30 07:54:57 PM
The peer pressure on this kid's gonna be legendary.
He better have a pliable face like Jim Carry or he'll never live up to his dad and uncle..
 
2011-11-30 09:28:07 PM
58blackstar: LegacyDL: Choose the sword and you will join me.. Choose the football and join the Colts in death

You don't understand my words...but you must choose

This.


Why is the sky blue
Why is water wet
Why did Orten rat to Goddell while Tebow slept.

// second Tebow reference in a Payton manning babby thread.
 
2011-11-30 09:29:16 PM
Wait a minute. That means...

NEBRASKA NATIONAL CHAMPS 2032!

/Suck it Tennessee!
 
2011-11-30 09:44:34 PM
Malcolm_Sex: barneyfifesbullet: [i240.photobucket.com image 640x363]

With, three different head coaches.

When Ton Brady got hurt, Belichick had another guy doing Brady numbers in a couple of weeks and the Pats won 11 games that season. Cheater or not, Belichick is a friggin genius.

Yeah except the Pats actually had someone competent behind him. How did they do in the playoffs that year? I forget.




They went a respectable 11-5 (or maybe 10-6, I'm too lazy to look it up) but just missed the playoffs.


michaelgvh: Is subby trying to imply that the baby will get injured and sit out the 2032 season? That's awfully random.


2032 is 21 years from now, so I'm guessing subby was implying teams would be preparing to go winless so they could draft him coming out of college.
 
2011-11-30 10:01:14 PM
Neondistraction: Malcolm_Sex: barneyfifesbullet: [i240.photobucket.com image 640x363]

With, three different head coaches.

When Ton Brady got hurt, Belichick had another guy doing Brady numbers in a couple of weeks and the Pats won 11 games that season. Cheater or not, Belichick is a friggin genius.

Yeah except the Pats actually had someone competent behind him. How did they do in the playoffs that year? I forget.


They went a respectable 11-5 (or maybe 10-6, I'm too lazy to look it up) but just missed the playoffs.

The Pats were 11-5 that year, tied with the newly revamped Miami Dolphins (it was the year Tony Sporano took over as coach and, I think, won coach of the year).
 
2011-11-30 11:13:33 PM
barneyfifesbullet: 0-16

This season has proved once and for all that Peyton Manning is the greatest QB offensive coordinator of his generation.

Most already knew that, but there it is.


FTFY
 
2011-12-01 09:35:14 AM
barneyfifesbullet: [i240.photobucket.com image 640x363]

With, three different head coaches.

When Ton Brady got hurt, Belichick had another guy doing Brady numbers in a couple of weeks and the Pats won 11 games that season. Cheater or not, Belichick is a friggin genius.


From 1991 until 1995, Belichick was the head coach of the Cleveland Browns. During his tenure in Cleveland he compiled a 36-44 record, leading the team to the playoffs in 1994. In Belichick's last season in Cleveland the Browns finished 5-11.

I forgot that his years as a head coach in Cleveland are supposed to be forgotten. If it weren't for Bill Parcells, NOBODY would've heard of the guy.
 
2011-12-01 12:26:09 PM
Unfortunately for the Lions it has nothing to do Baby Manning. They are just trying to be realistic.
 
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