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(Some Awkward Moment) Strange The good news, your prostitute arrived on time; the bad news, she's your daughter   (weinterrupt.com) divider line 161
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adiabat [TotalFark]
2011-11-29 11:36:13 PM
Much like West Virginia, he's keeping it in the family!
 
dj_bigbird [TotalFark]
2011-11-29 11:40:22 PM
Just watch "Mini's First Time" with Alec Baldwin. (his best role, as far as I'm concerned)
 
SilentStrider [TotalFark]
2011-11-29 11:48:20 PM
Awkward.
 
BroVinny
2011-11-29 11:49:14 PM
Didn't Twin Peaks do this?
 
what_now [TotalFark]
2011-11-29 11:53:02 PM
"If it were not for my children, I could have divorced him a long time ago. But because I know the trauma that divorce has on children, I made a decision to stay."

well sure. your kids are doing just fine as it is.
 
ArkAngel [TotalFark]
2011-11-29 11:58:09 PM
dj_bigbird: Just watch "Mini's First Time" with Alec Baldwin. (his best role, as far as I'm concerned)

Mmmm... Nikki Reed in a thong...

farm8.staticflickr.com
 
unyon [TotalFark]
2011-11-30 12:02:41 AM
FTFA: Apparently Ncube was so surprised to see his daughter that he collapsed, and the girl, shocked herself at finding out her "John" was actually her father, bolted from the room. But it's all good, as Ncube has ultimately forgiven his daughter for her chosen profession banged his daughter.

I love a happy ending.
 
American Decency Association [TotalFark]
2011-11-30 12:02:52 AM
done in 3
 
violentsalvation [TotalFark]
2011-11-30 12:04:53 AM
What's the problem?
 
jaylectricity [TotalFark]
2011-11-30 12:15:23 AM
BroVinny: Didn't Twin Peaks do this?

No, he knew he was banging his daughter but she thought it was that creep, Bob.
 
Adolf Oliver Nipples [TotalFark]
2011-11-30 12:22:17 AM
That's hot.
 
FirstNationalBastard [TotalFark]
2011-11-30 12:30:05 AM
i23.photobucket.com
 
Ghastly [TotalFark]
2011-11-30 12:40:53 AM
well i hope he got the family discount.
 
The_Sponge [TotalFark]
2011-11-30 12:43:30 AM
Good news.....she's your step-daughter.
 
Indolent [TotalFark]
2011-11-30 12:51:43 AM
Did he have sex with her anyway?

/DNRTFA
 
rackrent [TotalFark]
2011-11-30 12:52:53 AM
Someone else found his daughter as a prostitute, of course.

i711.photobucket.com
 
cman [TotalFark]
2011-11-30 01:16:01 AM
Aaaaand debunked (new window)
 
DammitIForgotMyLogin [TotalFark]
2011-11-30 01:35:33 AM
oi39.tinypic.com

/obscure?
 
Uchiha_Cycliste
2011-11-30 01:43:08 AM
DammitIForgotMyLogin: [oi39.tinypic.com image 570x429]

/obscure?

Noriko's Dinner Table ?
If not, it would be quite appropriate here too.
 
dudemanbro [TotalFark]
2011-11-30 02:30:51 AM
img713.imageshack.us

Ha ha.
 
DammitIForgotMyLogin [TotalFark]
2011-11-30 03:16:42 AM
Uchiha_Cycliste: DammitIForgotMyLogin: [oi39.tinypic.com image 570x429]

/obscure?

Noriko's Dinner Table ?
If not, it would be quite appropriate here too.

Visitor Q
 
some.old.lady. [TotalFark]
2011-11-30 03:23:19 AM
BroVinny: Didn't Twin Peaks do this?

.....
Yes and it was creepy.
 
libranoelrose [TotalFark]
2011-11-30 03:32:55 AM
images.amazon.com
 
ThisNameSux
2011-11-30 03:33:25 AM
fark it, have to make the best of a bad situation. Bite the pillow, honey, I'm going in dry.
 
libranoelrose [TotalFark]
2011-11-30 03:33:57 AM
violentsalvation: What's the problem?

NOT WHITE GUY?
 
pottie
2011-11-30 03:36:32 AM
Ghastly: well i hope he got the family discount.

I would have thought she would have given him a freebie.
 
doglover [TotalFark]
2011-11-30 03:37:17 AM
Just look under a plot synopsis for "Visitor Q"
 
ktybear
2011-11-30 03:38:30 AM
jaylectricity: BroVinny: Didn't Twin Peaks do this?

No, he knew he was banging his daughter but she thought it was that creep, Bob.

Actually he was banging his daughter's best friend and when daughter goes to the brothel she hides behind a mask and he leaves before doing the deed. Daughter eventually tells him she was behind the mask and all is forgiven

/just finished watching the series for the first time
//damn it ended badly!
 
Uchiha_Cycliste
2011-11-30 03:46:57 AM
DammitIForgotMyLogin: Uchiha_Cycliste: DammitIForgotMyLogin: [oi39.tinypic.com image 570x429]

/obscure?

Noriko's Dinner Table ?
If not, it would be quite appropriate here too.

Visitor Q

Should I watch it? Remove some of the ol' obscurity from it?
 
Atomic Spunk
2011-11-30 03:47:11 AM
cman: Aaaaand debunked (new window)

How so?
 
doglover [TotalFark]
2011-11-30 03:50:07 AM
pottie: Ghastly: well i hope he got the family discount.

I would have thought she would have given him a freebie.

She did come out of him, it's full circle really if he... I don't wanna finish that joke, actually.
 
malaktaus
2011-11-30 03:51:21 AM
fap fap fap
 
A Bloody Disaster [TotalFark]
2011-11-30 03:57:18 AM
This is why I sell my children in Asia.
 
JackalRabbit
2011-11-30 03:59:34 AM
I'd be pretty upset if I hired a prosititute, paid for a room, waited all that time and then she gets there and throws some flimsy excuse at me not to go through with it.
 
Thenixon
2011-11-30 04:00:44 AM
That website they sourced the article from had some weird shiat on it. Anybody ever heard of "whoonga^"? well it's an epidemic.
Also the story of this gentleman^ who hasn't eaten for 70 years.

This looks like satire...Or Batboy-credibility tabloid, I guess.
 
Uchiha_Cycliste
2011-11-30 04:03:18 AM
A Bloody Disaster: This is why I sell my children in Asia.

How dare you support increasing the amount of youth in Asia we see in today's world?
 
A Bloody Disaster [TotalFark]
2011-11-30 04:10:19 AM
Uchiha_Cycliste: How dare you support increasing the amount of youth in Asia we see in today's world?

Are you suggesting that I, by pure accident, sleep with my own children sir? What sort of sicko are you?
 
Mentalenemasquad
2011-11-30 04:10:34 AM
Soooo.... How's school coming along? Tell your mother I love her.
 
Uchiha_Cycliste
2011-11-30 04:14:19 AM
A Bloody Disaster: Uchiha_Cycliste: How dare you support increasing the amount of youth in Asia we see in today's world?

Are you suggesting that I, by pure accident, sleep with my own children sir? What sort of sicko are you?

Well, good sir. At least *I* thought of it by accident. While YOU came across it intentionally.
 
pit and pendulum
2011-11-30 04:21:17 AM
I'll bet she charge him full price anyway.
 
libranoelrose [TotalFark]
2011-11-30 04:21:23 AM
Satalite skin?
 
Marcintosh
2011-11-30 04:24:45 AM
sniff - sniff - I smell shenanigans. That little morality play at the end of the story was a bit much ergo - something rotten in the newsroom.
 
A Bloody Disaster [TotalFark]
2011-11-30 04:27:03 AM
Uchiha_Cycliste: Well, good sir. At least *I* thought of it by accident. While YOU came across it intentionally.

DON'T JUDGE ME!
 
Uchiha_Cycliste
2011-11-30 04:28:17 AM
A Bloody Disaster: Uchiha_Cycliste: Well, good sir. At least *I* thought of it by accident. While YOU came across it intentionally.

DON'T JUDGE ME!

Alas, I have already found you lacking.
So, now what?
 
A Bloody Disaster [TotalFark]
2011-11-30 04:31:45 AM
Uchiha_Cycliste: Alas, I have already found you lacking.
So, now what?

There must be something better to feud about... My bicycle is probably better than yours.
 
Uchiha_Cycliste
2011-11-30 04:33:49 AM
A Bloody Disaster: Uchiha_Cycliste: Alas, I have already found you lacking.
So, now what?

There must be something better to feud about... My bicycle is probably better than yours.

Aw hellllllls naw.
Um, which ones?
 
DammitIForgotMyLogin [TotalFark]
2011-11-30 04:38:05 AM
Uchiha_Cycliste: DammitIForgotMyLogin: Uchiha_Cycliste: DammitIForgotMyLogin: [oi39.tinypic.com image 570x429]

/obscure?

Noriko's Dinner Table ?
If not, it would be quite appropriate here too.

Visitor Q

Should I watch it? Remove some of the ol' obscurity from it?

Absolutely, it's a brilliant film, and it won't mess with your head in any way at all.
 
Uchiha_Cycliste
2011-11-30 04:41:13 AM
DammitIForgotMyLogin: Uchiha_Cycliste: DammitIForgotMyLogin: Uchiha_Cycliste: DammitIForgotMyLogin: [oi39.tinypic.com image 570x429]

/obscure?

Noriko's Dinner Table ?
If not, it would be quite appropriate here too.

Visitor Q

Should I watch it? Remove some of the ol' obscurity from it?

Absolutely, it's a brilliant film, and it won't mess with your head in any way at all.

Being an eternally optimistic person, and not cynical yet at all, I'll take this advice at face value and watch it thusly.
 
A Bloody Disaster [TotalFark]
2011-11-30 04:42:31 AM
Uchiha_Cycliste: Aw hellllllls naw.
Um, which ones?

Well, it's just one but it's a first production run of the On-One il Pompino so it's gray, not blue, produced in Britain not Taiwan. Fancy stuff!
 
You are Borg
2011-11-30 04:42:44 AM
No Old Boy reference? Shame on you Fark.
 
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