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pottie
2011-11-30 02:56:21 AM
It looks like a buck and a tom to me.

I call shenanigans.
 
iheartscotch
2011-11-30 02:56:38 AM
Good god; turkdeery? An large animal that can fly, and is attracted to lights? It won't be safe to fly a plane ever again.
 
LordOfThePings
2011-11-30 03:01:38 AM
iheartscotch: Good god; turkdeery? An large animal that can fly, and is attracted to lights? It won't be safe to fly a plane ever again.

But just think of the enormous commercial possibilities should they succeed.
 
JackalRabbit
2011-11-30 03:02:48 AM
live birth or egg?
 
ThisNameSux
2011-11-30 03:13:23 AM
Just like that, I'm hungry.
 
iheartscotch
2011-11-30 03:26:44 AM
LordOfThePings: iheartscotch: Good god; turkdeery? An large animal that can fly, and is attracted to lights? It won't be safe to fly a plane ever again.

But just think of the enormous commercial possibilities should they succeed.

Just what are the commercial possibilities of a half turkey and half deer?*

* cut to two guys discussing the topic in french


\ also, the offspring of such a union would be delicious
\\ that's what we'll call them; delicious, 2 of them would be called delici; and a flock would be called a thanksgiving
 
deffuse
2011-11-30 03:32:52 AM
iheartscotch: Good god; turkdeery? An large animal that can fly, and is attracted to lights? It won't be safe to fly a plane ever again.

But they would drown if they looked up when it was raining.
 
iheartscotch
2011-11-30 03:42:42 AM
deffuse: iheartscotch: Good god; turkdeery? An large animal that can fly, and is attracted to lights? It won't be safe to fly a plane ever again.

But they would drown if they looked up when it was raining.

I'm not sure how you came to that conclusion; all it would have to do is keep its mouth shut or swallow. But, I'm probably forgetting something. Off to google to learn more about turkeys and deer.
 
deffuse
2011-11-30 03:45:02 AM
iheartscotch: deffuse: iheartscotch: Good god; turkdeery? An large animal that can fly, and is attracted to lights? It won't be safe to fly a plane ever again.

But they would drown if they looked up when it was raining.

I'm not sure how you came to that conclusion; all it would have to do is keep its mouth shut or swallow. But, I'm probably forgetting something. Off to google to learn more about turkeys and deer.

Urban myth that turkey's are dumb enough that they can drown when they look up in the rain.
 
iheartscotch
2011-11-30 03:54:07 AM
deffuse: iheartscotch: deffuse: iheartscotch: Good god; turkdeery? An large animal that can fly, and is attracted to lights? It won't be safe to fly a plane ever again.

But they would drown if they looked up when it was raining.

I'm not sure how you came to that conclusion; all it would have to do is keep its mouth shut or swallow. But, I'm probably forgetting something. Off to google to learn more about turkeys and deer.

Urban myth that turkey's are dumb enough that they can drown when they look up in the rain.

Well; that makes since. Years ago; a turkey flew right into the grill of my truck. Although, Benjamin franklin seems to have thought highly of the turkey's intelligence; he can't be right about everything.
 
Snarfle
2011-11-30 04:21:01 AM
Wild turkeys are notoriously clever. Farm turkeys are the stupid rain-gazers.
 
Biscuit Tin [TotalFark]
2011-11-30 05:44:24 AM
Tinsel is a controlling, rage-disordered fowl that won't let Bramble have any contact with others. They refer to the behavior several times in the article as "protective," but the truth is clear; Bramble's life is hell!

/Needs a Lifetime movie
 
BurnShrike
2011-11-30 08:27:32 AM
Ugly-ass turkey falls in love with ugly-ass deer. And then it gets weird (w/pics)

imgs.xkcd.com

Also, has anyone ever seen a handsome turkey? Or one with some red lipstick and high heels?
 
rogue_L_chick
2011-11-30 09:15:51 AM
The comments are pretty good...the vegan chick's unprovoked soap-boxing is fun.
 
amundb
2011-11-30 11:57:44 AM
FTFA: "Bramble's story: Bramble was just two weeks old when he was found by walkers unconscious in a field in 2008"

Anyone else surprised that not only did the Zombies not eat the turkey, they even brought it to a wildlife sanctuary?
 
LordOfThePings
2011-11-30 12:25:14 PM
amundb: FTFA: "Bramble's story: Bramble was just two weeks old when he was found by walkers unconscious in a field in 2008"

Anyone else surprised that not only did the Zombies not eat the turkey, they even brought it to a wildlife sanctuary?

That's because turkeys have very small BRAAAAAINS.
 
heisthemachine
2011-11-30 01:27:44 PM
anybody else getting hungry?
 
heisthemachine
2011-11-30 01:28:19 PM
ThisNameSux: Just like that, I'm hungry.

nm
 
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