She seems like an awesome lady.

fta: Worden, 34, said he just wanted to see his 7-year-old daughter.

Getting mom put in jail for vehicular manslaughter is certainly one way of making sure you get more quality time with your kid.

/Feel sorry for the kid mostly.

What a cucking funt.

Wait, you are in a fatal hit and run accident, get away with it, and dont get the broken parts of the car fixed?

even if the man implicated her, if she bought new light covers, it sounds like shes still be really hard to convict.

cman: Probably from a different case, but here is her mugshot (with OH HELL NO pic) Link (new window)

Eek, a fat biatch! To be that ugly no wonder she's so stupid.

Ha ha ha ha ha (takes deep breath) ha ha ha.........
Stupid biatch.

Somebody get Nelson on the phone....

quatchi: fta: Worden, 34, said he just wanted to see his 7-year-old daughter.

Getting mom put in jail for vehicular manslaughter is certainly one way of making sure you get more quality time with your kid.

/Feel sorry for the kid mostly.

According to the article, the mom smoked weed and just got out of jail herself for passing a bad check. I am sure the kid is used to it.

The only way to keep a secret between two people is to waste one of them.

I was involved in a fatal hit and run once...

...but I was the one that died.

*whistles and walks away into bright light*

Well I guess he got the last laugh. And you all thought the vasectomy guy was cold blooded....

BWAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!! Didn't see that coming did ya, beeatch?!?

This is America, she will be out on probation in 2 years.

farscape: This is America, she will be out on probation in 2 years.

Nah, she is a poor drug addict, if she is white it will be 12-15, if she is black it will live with no parole. Only white rich repeat offenders get 2 years and are out on probation with in hours.

Then around Fort Worth a few years back there was a fatal pedestrian - auto accident. The female driver left the scene the victim left with her on the hood of her car and stuck in her windshield. She did park her car and dead man in the garage. There were suspicions he may have survived the impact and died later on her hood.

At least that's how I remember it.

farscape: This is America, she will be out on probation in 2 years.

Sounds like the pedestrian was at fault. She won't do anything like 2 years.

Protip: If you did that, don' advertise it on Fark submitard.

Also, did you get sand in you eye, wait what?

I sound fat: Wait, you are in a fatal hit and run accident, get away with it, and dont get the broken parts of the car fixed?

even if the man implicated her, if she bought new light covers, it sounds like shes still be really hard to convict.

So much this....idiot stick.

I sound fat: Wait, you are in a fatal hit and run accident, get away with it, and dont get the broken parts of the car fixed?

even if the man implicated her, if she bought new light covers, it sounds like shes still be really hard to convict.

She only committed a crime when she left the accident scene. Had she stayed and identified herself she would be off scot-free.

Thats an 827: Then around Fort Worth a few years back there was a fatal pedestrian - auto accident. The female driver left the scene the victim left with her on the hood of her car and stuck in her windshield. She did park her car and dead man in the garage. There were suspicions he may have survived the impact and died later on her hood.

At least that's how I remember it.

You're thinking of an episode of CSI.

If I was the person she was with, I'd just take the rap rather than admit to being with her. *shudder*

rjakobi: quatchi: fta: Worden, 34, said he just wanted to see his 7-year-old daughter.

Getting mom put in jail for vehicular manslaughter is certainly one way of making sure you get more quality time with your kid.

/Feel sorry for the kid mostly.

According to the article, the mom smoked weed and just got out of jail herself for passing a bad check. I am sure the kid is used to it.

Doesn't the article say it was the dude that passed the bad check? Or is that the joke?

FTA: Mayo called deputies to remove her boyfriend, Robert Worden, according to the Sheriff's Office. He had just gotten out of the county jail after serving 40 days for obtaining property with a worthless check.

Also, apparently she borrowed the truck. So, the person who truly owns the vehicle didn't even do the repairs... probably because he/she is busy smoking weed and passing bad checks, too.

/The more you know...
//Get me Ham on five, hold the Mayo!

Boeheimian Rhapsody: Thats an 827: Then around Fort Worth a few years back there was a fatal pedestrian - auto accident. The female driver left the scene the victim left with her on the hood of her car and stuck in her windshield. She did park her car and dead man in the garage. There were suspicions he may have survived the impact and died later on her hood.

At least that's how I remember it.

You're thinking of an episode of CSI.

This is a timeline of events in the Chante Jawan Mallard murder case, according to court records and testimony:
Oct. 25, 2001 -- About 11 p.m., Chante Mallard smokes pot, drinks and takes Ecstasy at a friend's apartment then goes to a nightclub, where the women keep drinking.
Oct. 26, 2001 -- About 3 a.m., on the way home from her friend's apartment, Mallard hits Biggs on a six-lane highway about 5 miles southeast of downtown Fort Worth. She stops briefly, trying in vain to remove his body, but then drives about a mile to her house and parks in garage.
Oct. 26, 2001 -- About 9 a.m., Mallard picks up her former boyfriend, Clete Deneal Jackson, and takes him to her house, where he sees Biggs' mangled body. That night, Jackson and his cousin Herbert Tyrone Cleveland remove the body. The men and Mallard take it to a nearby park.


Read more: http://www.foxnews.com/story/0,2933,90498,00.html#ixzz1fD5XmGSt

Ambivalence        2011-11-30 04:30:36 PM   
Oh I remember that story. That was freaking weird. She was a NURSE for goodness sake and left a guy impaled on her hood for days before he died.

I was just regaining some measure of respect for humanity. Why did you make me remeber that??

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