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(The Journal Times) Stupid You're at your girlfriend's house for Thanksgiving and her friend sits in your chair. There are many possible outcomes to this situation, but attempted first-degree intentional homicide is generally not one of the results   (journaltimes.com) divider line 45
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2011-11-30 12:15:09 AM
i47.photobucket.com
 
2011-11-30 02:11:29 AM
Wow, I guess he didn't get his dose of tryptophan soon enough.
 
2011-11-30 04:01:30 AM
As opposed to first degree accidental homicide?

Redundant subby is redundantly repeating redundantly.
 
2011-11-30 04:04:01 AM
slc11082: Didn't read the article but my guess is the perp was black or on smaller chance hispanic.

Did I win?


Only a lifetime membership to Stormfront.
 
2011-11-30 04:04:12 AM
slc11082: Didn't read the article but my guess is the perp was black or on smaller chance hispanic.

Did I win?


Well, if wikipedia is to be believed, most of the people living in Racine are white people. They never mentioned race specifically, so we can almost be sure it was a white person.
 
2011-11-30 04:04:25 AM
...and he takes his ball and goes home...
 
2011-11-30 04:10:28 AM
doglover: Redundant subby is redundantly repeating redundantly.

Subby must be an integral part of this:

sharpgary.org
 
2011-11-30 04:16:13 AM
Cndn Bacon: doglover: Redundant subby is redundantly repeating redundantly.

Subby must be an integral part of this:

[sharpgary.org image 250x250]


....the complaint said.
 
2011-11-30 04:16:16 AM
www.threadbombing.com

/oblig
 
2011-11-30 04:23:40 AM
Snapper Carr: [www.threadbombing.com image 640x512]

/oblig


Reminds me of this old T.

www.asiktstorped.se
 
2011-11-30 04:25:46 AM
80 years seems a bit steep, if no one was hurt.
 
2011-11-30 04:29:00 AM
Hitler never knew the heartbreak of having an ALOT taken away from him.
 
2011-11-30 04:29:37 AM
FTFA: ...charged with one count each of attempted first-degree intentional homicide, first-degree reckless endangerment, criminal damage to property, and disorderly conduct, and he was charged as a repeat offender on each crime.

So this is actually not the first time he committed first-degree intentional homicide.
 
2011-11-30 04:30:40 AM
attempted first-degree intentional homicide, that is.
 
2011-11-30 04:47:49 AM
Where is Sheldon Cooper? WHERE?
 
2011-11-30 05:00:50 AM
So...did she get off his chair? because shuffle your feet, lose your seat
 
2011-11-30 05:01:19 AM
High School History: Where is Sheldon Cooper? WHERE?

30.media.tumblr.com

Knocking on Penny's door. Where else would he be?
 
2011-11-30 05:14:21 AM
dinserdinser: slc11082: Didn't read the article but my guess is the perp was black or on smaller chance hispanic.

Did I win?

Well, if wikipedia is to be believed, most of the people living in Racine are white people. They never mentioned race specifically, so we can almost be sure it was a white person.


http://www.mugshots.com/US-Counties/Wisconsin/Polk-County-WI/Kendric k- A-Carr.html

I guess not. He is cross eyed though.
 
2011-11-30 05:32:08 AM
Snapper Carr: www.threadbombing.com

thanks that's what i came here for

/leaving sublimated
 
2011-11-30 05:48:07 AM
He's a keeper. I hope they work things out.
 
2011-11-30 05:56:11 AM
Is "upping your ante" a form of incest?
 
2011-11-30 05:58:47 AM
LrdPhoenix: dinserdinser: slc11082: Didn't read the article but my guess is the perp was black or on smaller chance hispanic.

Did I win?

Well, if wikipedia is to be believed, most of the people living in Racine are white people. They never mentioned race specifically, so we can almost be sure it was a white person.

http://www.mugshots.com/US-Counties/Wisconsin/Polk-County-WI/Kendric k- A-Carr.html

I guess not. He is cross eyed though.


I definitely bet on the wrong horse, there. Speaking of horses, what a face!
 
2011-11-30 05:59:28 AM
Oops. Wrong thread.
 
2011-11-30 06:00:50 AM
http://www.onedirection.net/news/wp-content/uploads/2011/07/alan_carr _ chatty_man.jpg
 
2011-11-30 06:06:45 AM
lets try that again...

t2.gstatic.com
 
2011-11-30 06:34:02 AM
img804.imageshack.us

Stay outta my chair.
 
2011-11-30 06:34:13 AM
Racine? The smart money is on meth being involved here .
 
2011-11-30 06:34:40 AM
The article mentions that he is a repeat offender. Perhaps the redundancy in the article is an effort to drive that point home. But my question is this: how the hell does a guy who has done this kind of thing before find a girl who will even invite him over for Thanksgiving, let alone invite him over often enough that he has laid claim to a particular chair? Yeah, the guy is a seriously messed up but how messed up is the girlfriend?
 
2011-11-30 06:55:39 AM
slc11082: Didn't read the article but my guess is the perp was black or on smaller chance hispanic.

Did I win?


Well, if your in the "Am I a Racist? Contest"

then Yes! You Win!
 
2011-11-30 07:04:17 AM
Bathia_Mapes: High School History: Where is Sheldon Cooper? WHERE?

[30.media.tumblr.com image 500x390]

Knocking on Penny's door. Where else would he be?


*knock knock knock* Penny. *knock knock knock* Penny. *knock knock knock* Penny.
 
2011-11-30 07:05:12 AM
dinserdinser: LrdPhoenix: dinserdinser: slc11082: Didn't read the article but my guess is the perp was black or on smaller chance hispanic.

Did I win?

Well, if wikipedia is to be believed, most of the people living in Racine are white people. They never mentioned race specifically, so we can almost be sure it was a white person.

http://www.mugshots.com/US-Counties/Wisconsin/Polk-County-WI/Kendric k- A-Carr.html

I guess not. He is cross eyed though.

I definitely bet on the wrong horse, there. Speaking of horses, what a face!


Yep, always bet on the dark horse.

/Just calling a spade a spade....
 
2011-11-30 07:30:49 AM
What was going through your brain when you thought "oh yeah, I'll buy a wicker toilet"?
 
2011-11-30 07:57:54 AM
When the woman declined to give up the chair, Carr, who is 5-feet, 4-inches tall and weighs 110 pounds, began to throw things around his girlfriend's Racine apartment, where the dinner took place.

This explains a lot. Little man syndrome. Lots of anger.
 
2011-11-30 08:07:50 AM
High School History: Where is Sheldon Cooper? WHERE?

win
 
2011-11-30 08:09:29 AM
I'm pretty sure the "intentional" part can be inferred from the "first degree" part.
 
2011-11-30 08:10:39 AM
Walker: When the woman declined to give up the chair, Carr, who is 5-feet, 4-inches tall and weighs 110 pounds, began to throw things around his girlfriend's Racine apartment, where the dinner took place.

This explains a lot. Little man syndrome. Lots of anger.


OH!.. so THATS where the dinner too place.. I was confused.
 
2011-11-30 08:15:29 AM
Now, I'm not sayin' he should've pulled a knife on her... but I understand.
/GTFO of my chair.
thelifeinexile.files.wordpress.com
 
2011-11-30 08:31:12 AM
I don't see the problem, the man gets to pick his seat, the woman brings him the dinner - everyone knows that.
 
2011-11-30 08:42:52 AM
i780.photobucket.com
 
2011-11-30 09:04:50 AM
He should have called the chair.

atasteofconfidence.files.wordpress.com

/i'm the hump boy
 
2011-11-30 09:27:14 AM
Thenixon: 80 years seems a bit steep, if no one was hurt.

Yea, but TFA did say 'repeat offender'. If this guy is a habitual violent offender, that probably has a lot to do with the severity of the potential sentence. He doesn't seem like one is particularly inclined to assimilate into peaceful society. I mean... someone sat in your chair so you start throwing things and wielding an 8" knife? WTF?
 
2011-11-30 09:33:25 AM
Knows what this guy is talking about:

26.media.tumblr.com

/not obscure, but probably too old for most of you farkers.
 
2011-11-30 09:39:29 AM
hp6sa: /not obscure, but probably too old for most of you farkers.

"Friends" is too old for most Farkers???
 
2011-11-30 04:17:41 PM
High School History: Where is Sheldon Cooper? WHERE?

He's one lab accident away from being a supervillian, that's where.
 
2011-11-30 04:56:34 PM
picodenico: hp6sa: /not obscure, but probably too old for most of you farkers.

"Friends" is too old for most Farkers???


Some days it feels like everyone in here is 12.

/maybe that's just the politics tab, though.
 
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