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(Some Guy) Dumbass The newest inmate at the Patrick J. Sullivan Jr Detention Center? That would be former sheriff Patrick J. Sullivan Jr himself   (cbsdenver.wordpress.com) divider line 93
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2011-11-29 08:36:03 PM
As a former inmate of that facility i'm getting a kick out of this article.
 
2011-11-29 08:59:26 PM
I bet Sheriff Joe is upset - that he got caught....
 
2011-11-30 12:14:12 AM
FTFA

"As part of the investigation authorities say Sullivan agreed to meet a male informant and provide the man drugs in exchange for sex. "

O.O
 
2011-11-30 12:18:11 AM
Awkward.
 
2011-11-30 12:18:43 AM
I feel bad for the decent LEOs (yes they do exist) out there.
 
2011-11-30 12:19:15 AM
quickdraw: FTFA

"As part of the investigation authorities say Sullivan agreed to meet a male informant and provide the man drugs in exchange for sex. "

O.O


Bet he will find more enthusiastic sex partners at his jail.

/The institution is now VERY aptly named.
 
2011-11-30 12:26:30 AM
quickdraw: FTFA "As part of the investigation authorities say Sullivan agreed to meet a male informant and provide the man drugs in exchange for sex. "


Yes, he is a Republican.
 
2011-11-30 12:39:42 AM
Here's hoping the Joe Arpaio Memorial Jail is soon similarly situated
 
2011-11-30 12:49:21 AM
That is one hell of a good find Subby! I'll laugh about this all week.
 
2011-11-30 01:10:11 AM
This, ladies and gentlemen, is why you dedicate buildings posthumously.

In fact, there is a law preventing any living person from appearing on US currency.
 
2011-11-30 01:28:30 AM
haemaker: This, ladies and gentlemen, is why you dedicate buildings posthumously.

In fact, there is a law preventing any living person from appearing on US currency.


I'm fairly certain Ben Franklin was imprisoned for the same thing
 
2011-11-30 01:41:42 AM
2wolves: I feel bad for the decent LEOs (yes they do exist) out there.

you are clearly a troll
decent LEOs are like unicorns, rational republicans, conservative democrats, compassionate christians, BIE.
no wait, that last one is real ...
 
2011-11-30 02:21:33 AM
Colorado Republican involved in methamphetamines and gay sex? Sounds like Ted Haggard's soul mate...
 
2011-11-30 02:38:09 AM
img46.imageshack.us
What a perverted Republican tweaker may look like
 
2011-11-30 06:07:48 AM
2wolves: I feel bad for the decent LEOs (yes they do exist) out there.

Bob and Fred will be just fine. Don't worry about them.
 
2011-11-30 06:25:14 AM
untaken_name: 2wolves: I feel bad for the decent LEOs (yes they do exist) out there.

Bob and Fred will be just fine. Don't worry about them.


And I have my doubts about Fred.

/He looks shady.
 
2011-11-30 06:31:04 AM
To be fair, how's a 68-year-old going to get sex from a hot young guy without giving him drugs and getting him high?
 
2011-11-30 06:34:31 AM
This would have been a good use of the Ironic tab. Or perhaps there should be a Typical tag.
 
2011-11-30 06:34:58 AM
Wonder how many skulls he cracked for drug related offences in his day.
 
2011-11-30 06:36:37 AM
farkityfarker
may have it right.
But the uniform goes a long way.

2wolves
Yea, it sucks fer the rest 'em.
Most of these whiny types just don't get it
the only way to change a system is to become part of it

..I still want to see them bashing protesters though
 
2011-11-30 06:46:00 AM
haemaker: This, ladies and gentlemen, is why you dedicate buildings posthumously.

In fact, there is a law preventing any living person from appearing on US currency.


Posthumously plus 20 years should be the rule. If one generation removed thinks you're still worthy, then fine.

/googled "crazy georgia congressman" to remember who I was thinking of - and google remembered Cynthia McKinney for me
//she and her dad both had streets named after them in Georgia
///no more
 
2011-11-30 06:50:53 AM
you just know he's going to be the one to constantly drop the soap in the shower
 
2011-11-30 06:54:35 AM
ArkAngel: Here's hoping the Joe Arpaio Memorial Jail is soon similarly situated

I'll second that motion.
 
2011-11-30 06:56:35 AM
As part of the investigation authorities say Sullivan agreed to meet a male informant and provide the man drugs in exchange for sex.

what is it about crystal meth and gay sex? they just seem to go together like peanut butter and chocolate.
 
2011-11-30 06:58:53 AM
Retired folks gotta make ends meet somehow.
 
2011-11-30 06:59:15 AM
Melph: As a former inmate of that facility i'm getting a kick out of this article.

As someone named Patrick Sullivan I'm getting a kick...
 
2011-11-30 06:59:44 AM
Ooba Tooba: Wonder how many skulls he cracked for drug related offences in his day.

Wouldn't it be hilarious to get locked up for pot and thrown in a jail named after a tweaker?
 
2011-11-30 07:00:35 AM
BronyMedic: ArkAngel: Here's hoping the Joe Arpaio Memorial Jail is soon similarly situated

I'll second that motion.


Thirded.
 
2011-11-30 07:01:14 AM
Another corrupt cop.
What a shock.
 
2011-11-30 07:01:45 AM
Ooba Tooba: Wonder how many skulls he cracked for drug related offences in his day.

I wonder how many skulls he threatened to crack in exchange for sexual favors.
 
2011-11-30 07:02:07 AM
Fett56: Ooba Tooba: Wonder how many skulls he cracked for drug related offences in his day.

Wouldn't it be hilarious to get locked up for pot and thrown in a jail named after a tweaker?


umm...no
 
2011-11-30 07:02:49 AM
lord-humungus: As part of the investigation authorities say Sullivan agreed to meet a male informant and provide the man drugs in exchange for sex.

what is it about crystal meth and gay sex? they just seem to go together like peanut butter and chocolate.


I was just wondering what church he goes to.
Is he married?
 
2011-11-30 07:04:57 AM
domo_kun_sai: Another corrupt cop.
What a shock.


There's currently no evidence that he acted in a corrupt fashion while on the job.

But hey, these police aren't going to irrationally and hatefully stereotype themselves, right?!
 
2011-11-30 07:06:12 AM
Sid_6.7: There's currently no evidence that he acted in a corrupt fashion while on the job.

Most drug users aren't using on the job, either. But they don't arrest and prosecute themselves, right?!
 
2011-11-30 07:13:43 AM
Wasn't this titled "Through a Scanner Darkly" the 1st time?
 
2011-11-30 07:16:10 AM
cdn2.sbnation.com
"Wow, thats like rain on your wedding day!"
 
2011-11-30 07:18:00 AM
Make that "A Scanner Darkly".

:/
 
2011-11-30 07:18:37 AM
lord-humungus: As part of the investigation authorities say Sullivan agreed to meet a male informant and provide the man drugs in exchange for sex.

what is it about crystal meth and gay sex? they just seem to go together like peanut butter and chocolate.


I don't get it, either. It's supposed to be E, not meth.

Sheriff must be one of those trashy gays, not one of us classy gays.

/no I've never done E
 
2011-11-30 07:21:17 AM
What's the difference between crystal meth and regular meth?
Seriously.
 
2011-11-30 07:22:08 AM
xanadian: I don't get it, either. It's supposed to be E, not meth.

It's the urban/rural divide at work.
 
2011-11-30 07:23:51 AM
That is the greatest thing I've ever heard.
 
2011-11-30 07:25:06 AM
AbbeySomeone: What's the difference between crystal meth and regular meth?
Seriously.


Crystal meth was cooked up by an artist. Regular meth is all cloudy and shiat.

/br
//ba
 
2011-11-30 07:27:15 AM
-laughs- nuff said
 
2011-11-30 07:33:41 AM
Say it ain't so, joe
 
2011-11-30 07:44:00 AM
Hah! As meth using sheriff I'm getting a kick out of this thread.


/not really a sheriff
 
2011-11-30 07:57:15 AM
FTFA: "CBS4 has also learned that in the last several years Sullivan posted bond numerous times for suspects in drug cases who were being held at various jail facilities. According to public records, in 2007 and 2008 Sullivan was an active participant in state and local methamphetamine task forces, helping craft a state plan to deal with the scourge of methamphetamine."

Sounds like he's been running a ring for a while and was using his contacts to scout out competitors.
 
2011-11-30 07:57:48 AM
Another victim of the war on drugs. Soon our jails will be filled with meth-head cops.
 
2011-11-30 07:58:32 AM
Clearly this calls for strict, random, invasive and continual drug test monitoring of all law enforcement officials everywhere, at every level, for the rest of their lives. You know, for national security. Or something.
 
2011-11-30 08:00:06 AM
It's actually kind of sad. The mug shot roundup on that page is worth a stroll, though.

I tried to post some images, but they're java'ed into frames. Some funny stuff.
 
2011-11-30 08:03:46 AM
Impasse: Clearly this calls for strict, random, invasive and continual drug test monitoring of all law enforcement officials everywhere, at every level, for the rest of their lives. You know, for national security. Or something.

Don't stop there, we need to protect the children by testing all public servants and elected officials every 30 days and anyone caught dirty will be subjected to mandatory minimum sentences that are twice as long as those handed to average citizens.

/oh look, sudden support for ending the war on drugs
 
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