Weaver95: i'm sorry but this is hilarious.

*snicker*

It is hilarious, and I'm not sorry.

Just dropping some briefs, here.

But it's a sexy mockery.

They are making a mockery spearmint rhino out of the prison system.

Pics or it didn't happen!

penal thread

RightWingWacko: Pics or it didn't happen!

Your honor, I'd like to cite the case law of my groin vs this hot strippers @ss. I rest my penis... On her titties.

but my lawyer is the triple breasted whore of Madagascar

The jail is "overrun" and only one woman was caught on video stripping? Seems like they'd have better surveillance.

FTFA: "I find it offensive," says an attorney who asked to remain anonymous. "This is still kind of a male-dominated profession. We try to be taken seriously, but these women aren't helping."

Um, lady, why would a South American stripper give a flying fark about the working conditions of and societal perceptions about US female lawyers? Do you expect them to "help" you just because you're female, and they are also female? I think there's a word for that....

FTA: "They are making a mockery out of the prison system here."


That would be redundant.

untaken_name: Do you expect them to "help" you just because you're female, and they are also female? I think there's a word for that....

Lesbians? Bi-curious?

This sounds like a career opportunity, and leverages my expertise at making a mockery of our legal system...

The Ironic tag must have been out of singles.

This is a travesty. It's a travesty of a mockery of a sham of a mockery of a travesty of two mockeries of a sham!

You'd think these guys would've learned their lesson after the Griselda Blanco trial.

/Maybe those guys need to have Cocaine Cowboys II on their Netflix queue.

"I find it offensive," says an attorney who asked to remain anonymous. "This is still kind of a male-dominated profession. We try to be taken seriously, but these women aren't helping."

She sounds fat

KrispyKritter: but my lawyer is the triple breasted whore of Madagascar

I read that as the triple breasted whore of Total Recall.

Bigdogdaddy: She sounds fat

It's embarrassing when your geeky date loses his car keys in your flab after groping you in a Civic.

ok that was pretty funny, but as usual the sidebar was also interesting - weed-bombing being a term I haven't come across before - but I think it's a great idea. Instead of righteous indignation, figure out a way to make people smile as well as realize that yr poking fun at the admin.

untaken_name: FTFA: "I find it offensive," says an attorney who asked to remain anonymous. "This is still kind of a male-dominated profession. We try to be taken seriously, but these women aren't helping."

Um, lady, why would a South American stripper give a flying fark about the working conditions of and societal perceptions about US female lawyers? Do you expect them to "help" you just because you're female, and they are also female? I think there's a word for that....

It maybe sexist but radical feminism is not inherently against sexism...if it helps women. "The Second Sex" is an old feminist classic and is largely based on the idea that women are oppressed because they identify themselves around their male counter parts and not their sex. Thus their identity whether it be upper middle class, upperclass, black, white, awesome, or scientist will always come before the fact they are a woman. She just wants someone o identify herself as a woman first (lets ignore the fact it is just because it is in her best interest).

What if they were actual attorneys? Would it be considered attorney-client privilege?

/dnrtfa (just checked for pics)

. . . They are making a mockery out of the prison system here."

Sorry but, I think that ship sailed quite a while ago.

Is it a wrong to make a joke out of a mockery?
I mean, when life gives you lemons, get strippers.

Potatoe: Is it a wrong to make a joke out of a mockery?
I mean, when life gives you lemons, get strippers.

I would rather drink something yellow in a cup made by lemons than something yellow in a cup made by strippers........but, what the hey.

/least it's sterile - in theory

Does not approve.

Sounds cool to me.

Two questions:

Does this service cost extra?

Do you get the same service if you have a public defender?

pottie: Two questions:

Does this service cost extra?

Do you get the same service if you have a public defender?

The office for the public defense does not allow you to actually fondle the merchandise, nor does it provide copies of the upper tier men's magazines. You'll have to settle for an issue of Jugs. Other than that, service is virtually the same.

limited time offer. other rules and restrictions may apply. must be eighteen to enter.

coco ebert: No, our stupid drug laws do that.

Came here to say this.

Couldn't they just stream internet porn to prisons? Give inmates something to do so they need less guards.

This is not a surprise considering how many strippers are working their way through law school.

Sprachkundige: [29.media.tumblr.com image 400x300]

Does not approve.

awesome...first thing I thought of too. Best episode ever

"We call them the 'little hoochie mamas'... They are making a mockery out of the prison system here."


Heh..."hoochie mamas".